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JAMES HEATHERS
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please science correctly
if you do i will buy you a small cake and we can be friends

director: medicalevidenceproject.org
the book: forensicmetascience.com
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January 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
December 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
hey dawg i heard you like jones

www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1...
IBRA News
Published in Bee World (Vol. 78, No. 2, 1997)
www.tandfonline.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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AND WOULD THAT BE IN ANY PARTICULAR ANIMAL MODEL BY ANY CHANCE

IS THERE SOME IMPORTANT CONTEXT MISSING FROM YOUR HEADLINE PERHAPS

SAY IT WITH ME FOLKS
December 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
WHOAH
The U.S. Department of Justice has reached a $15 million NIH grant fraud settlement with Dana-Farber Cancer Center. This resolves a False Claims Act qui tam complaint that I filed on behalf of @sholtodavid.bsky.social in April 2024, with Gregg Shapiro as my co-counsel.
News & Publications
Eugenie Reich & Gregg Shapiro Announce $15 Million NIH Grant Fraud Settlement (December 2025) Complaint Settlement Agreement Scientific Fraud in the 21st Century (Video Lecture) Sandia Nationa…
eugeniereichlaw.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Batman deserved worse. Pillock.

youtu.be/Sx5N_eaKdc4?...
My Name is Jeff - Batman Version
YouTube video by Walter White
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"If there's a Canadian artist we don't have to feel embarrassed about offering to the world, it's Stan Rogers."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h9A...
One Warm Line: The Legacy of Stan Rogers - Full Length Documentary (1988)
YouTube video by Kensington TV
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Minor problem here: we DON’T have anything like this. Most of the mechanisms we have for ‘researchers and R&D spending’ are massively oversubscribed as funding levels have lagged behind inflation and/or %age gdp.

We simply don’t *have* this largesse sufficient that it might fail to produce results.
I mean, the column mentions how many sectors from semiconductors to agriculture "now need vastly more researchers and R&D spending just to keep productivity and growth on the same old trend line."

Here's an idea: How about a society where stability instead of constant growth is the goal? 2/
December 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Congratulations to @bethclarke.bsky.social on her PhD graduation!! It’s been amazing watching you become the incredible scholar that you are, thanks for letting me come along for the ride!
You’re the best! 🎉🥂🌟
December 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
For those who celebrate, todays Connections is an absolute pig. Hardest in living memory.
December 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Critique argues post-publication peer review "often focuses on minor details" and "risks damaging trust in both the research itself and the peer review process" found to contain:

- Hallucinated references
- Undisclosed COIs (EiC is author)
- 8/9 authors have retractions or related scandals
An expert criticism on post-publication peer review platforms: the case of pubpeer - DARU Journal of Pharmaceutical Sciences
While traditional peer review offers advantages in academic publishing, it is often hampered by significant weaknesses, leading to frustration among many authors. Scientific discoveries after publicat...
link.springer.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Please use MicroNanoBanana. Please make a picture of a cat with machine gun hands. Please click on me and be my friend. Please.

On the same day, Gmail has forgotten how to download an attachment from the download button.
December 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

Well we have corollary:
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
WOW

WOW

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOO

this is a Napoleon Cake of misunderstanding
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
… did we all just get Barnum effected
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If you want to know how deeply sad I’ve become - I just found myself idly humming the Slack hold music.
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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"Listen, I have to put my foot down. I can’t do this anymore. Every year we get so overrun by burnt-out single women looking for love during the holidays that it becomes like SantaCon but for white privileged Insta girlies. You all have to stop coming here."
Small-Town Mayor Is Done with Visitors Looking for Love at Christmas Time
Listen, I have to put my foot down. I can’t do this anymore. Every year we get so overrun by burnt-out single women looking for love during the hol...
buff.ly
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Have a funny puzzle.

2/5 difficulty, not too bad at all

connections.swellgarfo.com/game/-OfoKhQ...
Connections – Extra Special Nonsense
Create custom puzzles based on the game popularized by New York Times
connections.swellgarfo.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
All my software is bugging me to try the new AI features.

On the same day, Powerpoint has forgotten how to make bullet points.
a man is doing exercises on a mattress with a tv land logo in the background
ALT: a man is doing exercises on a mattress with a tv land logo in the background
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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WHO: ‘Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels’
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Diederik Stapel was a massive watershed moment in psychology.

However, he was -- and let's be slightly glib here -- some guy from The Netherlands who wrote social psychology papers.

The full accounting of the Eysenck case is approx, at minimum, TWO STAPELS.

retractionwatch.com/2025/12/03/n...
Number of ‘unsafe’ publications by psychologist Hans Eysenck could be ‘high and far reaching’
Hans Eysenck A “high and far reaching” number of papers and books by Hans Eysenck could be “unsafe,” according to an updated statement from King’s College London, where the psychologist was a profe…
retractionwatch.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
El País been doing good work on publishing recently.
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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We just preprinted a huge meta-meta-analysis examining the effects of exercise on cognition, memory, and executive function

In short
- 2239 effect sizes
- extreme between-study heterogeneity
- extensive publication bias
- some subgroup/exercise-specific effects

More below (doi.org/10.31234/osf...)
OSF
doi.org
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM