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@jameseldred.bsky.social
a coworker with whom I've had multiple conversations with could only refer to me as "the leather daddy that fixes the printer"
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why does everyone hate my car | patreon.com/lubchansky
March 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
why does everyone hate my car | patreon.com/lubchansky
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Second drafts are for cowards.
March 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Second drafts are for cowards.
Sinus infection ain't fucking around
I'm ready, get drilling, funnel doc
I'm ready, get drilling, funnel doc
March 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Sinus infection ain't fucking around
I'm ready, get drilling, funnel doc
I'm ready, get drilling, funnel doc
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Be the whole fiasco
February 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Be the whole fiasco
yet another day on this cursed grey earth that we haul our carcasses out of bed, and who is to blame? this ASSHOLE who hauled his scaly ass out of the water. today, as a treat, flip off this stupid fish and tell him to get back in the water. you deserve it.
February 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
yet another day on this cursed grey earth that we haul our carcasses out of bed, and who is to blame? this ASSHOLE who hauled his scaly ass out of the water. today, as a treat, flip off this stupid fish and tell him to get back in the water. you deserve it.
@sassymcassface.bsky.social is my home-boy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boYy.
@jameseldred.bsky.social is a lovely buddy
February 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
@sassymcassface.bsky.social is my home-boy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boYy.
There's no greater feeling on earth than going over to a friend's house and their "mean cat who hates everyone" is excited to see you
February 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
There's no greater feeling on earth than going over to a friend's house and their "mean cat who hates everyone" is excited to see you
thAT ramEN flavOR thAT yOU lIKe iS coMINg bACK iN stYLe
February 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
thAT ramEN flavOR thAT yOU lIKe iS coMINg bACK iN stYLe
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Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
Watch these AI obsessed techbros go butlerian jihad now that China dunked on them.
January 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Watch these AI obsessed techbros go butlerian jihad now that China dunked on them.
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Getting a kick out of the people pretending a "my heart goes out to you" salute is a normal thing that exists
January 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Getting a kick out of the people pretending a "my heart goes out to you" salute is a normal thing that exists
LMFAO fuck the ADL
January 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
LMFAO fuck the ADL
My favorite part of Nosferatu (2024) was when he put on the sunglasses and said "CALL THAT PUSSY THE MATRIX, BECAUSE I'M IN THIS BITCH AND I CAN'T GET OUT."
December 25, 2024 at 3:34 PM
My favorite part of Nosferatu (2024) was when he put on the sunglasses and said "CALL THAT PUSSY THE MATRIX, BECAUSE I'M IN THIS BITCH AND I CAN'T GET OUT."
I HIT THE VAPE WHEN IT TASTE LIKE AOL DIAL-UP
December 25, 2024 at 8:33 AM
I HIT THE VAPE WHEN IT TASTE LIKE AOL DIAL-UP
I put cherry mio in my green tea, them hellraiser demons can't show me shit
December 15, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I put cherry mio in my green tea, them hellraiser demons can't show me shit
All year, I see things I want but can't waste money on, big sad, constant craving.
As soon as December 1st hits and somebody asks what I want for Xmas, I am without material desire, I am fucking Siddhartha, I am enlightened, no thoughts head empty.
As soon as December 1st hits and somebody asks what I want for Xmas, I am without material desire, I am fucking Siddhartha, I am enlightened, no thoughts head empty.
December 14, 2024 at 1:28 AM
All year, I see things I want but can't waste money on, big sad, constant craving.
As soon as December 1st hits and somebody asks what I want for Xmas, I am without material desire, I am fucking Siddhartha, I am enlightened, no thoughts head empty.
As soon as December 1st hits and somebody asks what I want for Xmas, I am without material desire, I am fucking Siddhartha, I am enlightened, no thoughts head empty.
Luigi Mangione: "I think I'll have a sandwich."
The Ghost of Gavrilo Princip: "NO! FUCK! GET OUT OF THERE! DON'T GO FOR THE SANDWICH! RUN!"
The Ghost of Gavrilo Princip: "NO! FUCK! GET OUT OF THERE! DON'T GO FOR THE SANDWICH! RUN!"
December 11, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Luigi Mangione: "I think I'll have a sandwich."
The Ghost of Gavrilo Princip: "NO! FUCK! GET OUT OF THERE! DON'T GO FOR THE SANDWICH! RUN!"
The Ghost of Gavrilo Princip: "NO! FUCK! GET OUT OF THERE! DON'T GO FOR THE SANDWICH! RUN!"
@themiranda.bsky.social ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
December 5, 2024 at 3:28 PM
@themiranda.bsky.social ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
If musk buys hasbro, I'm switching to Pathfinder.
December 3, 2024 at 6:17 PM
If musk buys hasbro, I'm switching to Pathfinder.
I woke up to a beautiful day in America, hearing that Hunter Biden was pardoned for the """crime""" of having a big hog and doing a little crack.
LET FREEDOM RING!!!
LET FREEDOM RING!!!
December 2, 2024 at 1:47 PM
I woke up to a beautiful day in America, hearing that Hunter Biden was pardoned for the """crime""" of having a big hog and doing a little crack.
LET FREEDOM RING!!!
LET FREEDOM RING!!!
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don’t think people really understand how bad RFK jr. leading the HHS will actually be but unfortunately it will also be hilarious. like imagine a clown in your living room honking his nose, then dumping your grandma’s ashes on the carpet
November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
don’t think people really understand how bad RFK jr. leading the HHS will actually be but unfortunately it will also be hilarious. like imagine a clown in your living room honking his nose, then dumping your grandma’s ashes on the carpet
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