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a coworker with whom I've had multiple conversations with could only refer to me as "the leather daddy that fixes the printer"
Sinus infection ain't fucking around
I'm ready, get drilling, funnel doc
March 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
yet another day on this cursed grey earth that we haul our carcasses out of bed, and who is to blame? this ASSHOLE who hauled his scaly ass out of the water. today, as a treat, flip off this stupid fish and tell him to get back in the water. you deserve it.
February 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
February 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
thAT ramEN flavOR thAT yOU lIKe iS coMINg bACK iN stYLe
February 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Fishboys
December 12, 2024 at 11:42 PM
November 27, 2024 at 8:12 PM
me irl
November 20, 2024 at 1:22 AM
🤡🤡
November 16, 2024 at 2:49 PM
This is Ted. Ted is not my cat, but I specifically visit my parents every week just to hang out with Ted.
November 16, 2024 at 2:22 PM