Brooke Carter
@upthedownspouts.bsky.social
Official gravity tester. Kelpie-like thing. Goonie. Life outside; lab inside; labour always.
Pinned
Be the whole fiasco
Not all Dodge Rams, but always a Dodge Ram
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Not all Dodge Rams, but always a Dodge Ram
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VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM, YOU FLAMING SHITBIRDS.
WE HAVE, IN FACT, NOT IGNORED YOUR NOW-DEFUNCT HYPOTHESIS. WE INVESTIGATED IT TO THE TUNE OF STUDIES WITH DATA FROM MILLIONS OF KIDS.
WE HAVE, IN FACT, NOT IGNORED YOUR NOW-DEFUNCT HYPOTHESIS. WE INVESTIGATED IT TO THE TUNE OF STUDIES WITH DATA FROM MILLIONS OF KIDS.
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM, YOU FLAMING SHITBIRDS.
WE HAVE, IN FACT, NOT IGNORED YOUR NOW-DEFUNCT HYPOTHESIS. WE INVESTIGATED IT TO THE TUNE OF STUDIES WITH DATA FROM MILLIONS OF KIDS.
WE HAVE, IN FACT, NOT IGNORED YOUR NOW-DEFUNCT HYPOTHESIS. WE INVESTIGATED IT TO THE TUNE OF STUDIES WITH DATA FROM MILLIONS OF KIDS.
In groundbreaking news, I am going to make this thing harder than it needs to be.
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
In groundbreaking news, I am going to make this thing harder than it needs to be.
Parked like a G6.
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Parked like a G6.
Reposted by Brooke Carter
To be clear: PressProgress stands behind its journalism
We took multiple steps to verify the authenticity of Caylan Ford’s statements and gave Caylan Ford multiple opportunities to explain her words
Journalists have a right to quote the words of politicians
We took multiple steps to verify the authenticity of Caylan Ford’s statements and gave Caylan Ford multiple opportunities to explain her words
Journalists have a right to quote the words of politicians
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
To be clear: PressProgress stands behind its journalism
We took multiple steps to verify the authenticity of Caylan Ford’s statements and gave Caylan Ford multiple opportunities to explain her words
Journalists have a right to quote the words of politicians
We took multiple steps to verify the authenticity of Caylan Ford’s statements and gave Caylan Ford multiple opportunities to explain her words
Journalists have a right to quote the words of politicians
If you call something a witch hunt, at least put SOME thought into what you are referencing, or co-opting.
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If you call something a witch hunt, at least put SOME thought into what you are referencing, or co-opting.
Is this a dare?
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Is this a dare?
I’m hungry on a BC Ferry, which is not ideal.
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’m hungry on a BC Ferry, which is not ideal.
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Domino’s plugged into the news cycle.
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Domino’s plugged into the news cycle.
Much appreciation to whomever started the trend of calling men’s hockey “man aquarium”
October 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Much appreciation to whomever started the trend of calling men’s hockey “man aquarium”
Victoria is not a real place.
October 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Victoria is not a real place.
No one talks about how difficult is it to keep all the Daves straight
October 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
No one talks about how difficult is it to keep all the Daves straight
An earwig ambush in a box of tissues is a pretty unacceptable way for this phobic to start the day.
October 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
An earwig ambush in a box of tissues is a pretty unacceptable way for this phobic to start the day.
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When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.
October 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.
Today, in “Victoria is a perpetual Lynch film”
September 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Today, in “Victoria is a perpetual Lynch film”
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Take the threats about banning or restricting mifepristone seriously. It’s all based on junk science. open.substack.com/pub/vajenda/...
The FDA Plans to Review Mifepristone
When junk science shapes policy, it's fascism
open.substack.com
September 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Take the threats about banning or restricting mifepristone seriously. It’s all based on junk science. open.substack.com/pub/vajenda/...
Quite a spider season we are having here in the PSW.
September 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Quite a spider season we are having here in the PSW.