Jaire Clohnson
jaireclohnson.bsky.social
Jaire Clohnson
@jaireclohnson.bsky.social
Lesbian by marriage
Love u 4ever pop crave
Lucy Dacus & Julien Baker of Boygenius are dating.
March 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
March 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Not only abhorrent and uncouth, but we think these people are stupid as well (they are)
Interesting story that gets to the heart of why many Christians feel persecuted in the U.S.: The secular elite find many of their views abhorrent and uncouth

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/06/u...
March 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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“Trying to appeal to a voter who will congratulate you for scolding a member of your own party for peacefully protesting fascism is a losing game because that voter does not exist.”
The time for a spine
Democrats who censured Rep. Al Green are as clueless as they are feckless.
www.thehandbasket.co
March 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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ok, it's been a good 24 hours, it's time to admit the biggest sin of this year's oscars is not any of the mediocre winners but that challengers was not nominated at all
March 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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No offense to my experiences but I’m going to start looking for meaning somewhere else
February 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I love when every consumer product is really Shareholder Product in disguise
Looks like my app has been updated and, while it is now in every way worse, it's also New and Different, which is what I demand as a consumer
February 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
snatched 💅
Just spotted @xychelsea.tv among the massive crowd of Mangione supporters, who says she’s here “exercising my sixth amendment right to observe our court proceedings.”
February 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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It’s so ridiculous to have two presidents especially when one is being cucked or whatever the kids are calling it these days.
February 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
February 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I have invented the perfect morning actually. Its called painting and drinking coffee in your sun filled living room while listening to Belle and Sebastian. No one has heard of this before
February 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
eating qdoba in bed hbu
February 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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if you're in the mood to make a low-stakes but extremely legitimate contribution to human knowledge and you have taken pics at some point of people wearing hammer pants, please upload them to wikimedia commons! just realized that the only hammer pants wikipedia has is an illustration!
February 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
February 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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logging on
Always anchor your TVs and furniture to the wall.
February 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
need to find another therapist I can lie to
February 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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When you're trying to get people to notice that your country is being taken over by techno-oligarchs
February 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Me as a crab-eating macaque
February 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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they're going to make it double illegal.... masterful gambit sir
Hakeem Jeffries tells members that Dems will soon introduce a bill restricting access to Treasury’s payment system
New “dear colleague” letter from Jeffries
February 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Kendrick Lamar swept the Grammys and we still have fools running around saying hate isn't the answer
February 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
me at my colonoscopy later (they don't give u options but I fantasize)
they were like "do you want general anesthesia or the gas" and i was like "can i get a little of each"
February 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
any other 30 yr olds on here got colonoscopies shout out
February 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM