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Jla_b ⭐️ ジャイラ
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Older juicy woman
Here to laugh
DPMO

I’m in charge of the bitches tonight.
Shoulders back, titties first!- J Lewis
I’m soooo sleepy
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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I think fireworks should be quiet and pretty.
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
January 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I will never understand the need to shoot clouds. It seems like such a small minded activity.
January 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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Does not compute.

Relationship parameters not met.
What do you do when you hate your partners taste in music?
December 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Mannnnnnnnn look….
My friend just sent this and i had to share
December 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I was scaroused
December 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Nah… Turn this up!
This why we got to go back to meeting and relating to people in proximity. I won’t go deep into my opinion because it’s unpopular, but if you have several masters degrees, you should not be frequently meeting motherfuckers who can’t read beyond a 2nd grade level.
Honestly… I think certain issues are exacerbated because we see so many more instances with the amount of access we had.

We didn’t get THIS many examples of stupid motherfuckers pre-2000. Now we see them with every single scroll.
December 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I need an inexpensive hobby or social group to join. Work has taken up too much space and has left me empty. I can take care of us and keep us comfortable but it’s not enough anymore
December 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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The only energy I accept now.
"I'm insecure about my rolls."

Don't be. I'm sure they are delicious and go perfectly with the rest of the meal. Now again...move ya hand.
December 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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In 2026, I want these black dudes having kids with white women to stay in that babies life. Those kids out here moving crazy as hell and crying every 7 business minutes about not fitting in. Take care of yo gotdamn kids.
December 31, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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This lady is talking 100% nonsense.
please repost and share this video, if nothing else.
December 31, 2025 at 10:15 AM
The doc God Forbid- The sex scandal on Hulu is interesting.
December 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Depends on the type of stay. But generally I want my receipt and no additional charges.
lemme tell you something that absolutely blew my gotdamn mind. when the youngins said they don't check out of a hotel, they just pack their shit and leave. 🥷🏿WHAT? The fuck you mean you JUST LEAVE? 🤯
December 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Neither have I
December 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Gotta talk to God and make sure I’m not signed up for the Strongest Solider package for 2026 😩
December 31, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Truly will be missed.

2025 ending with some sorrow
December 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I've been watching older scripted copaganda (I'm only up to the 70s) and encouraging faith in forensics is definitely a staple of the genre
I talk about this a LOT with my students in my History of Murder class, including to establish skepticism of the tech forensics being sold to police departments with bloated budgets (shot blocker and facial recognition come to mind), new generation but it’s basically phrenology. Remember too…
Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.

Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.

They admitted it.

slate.com/news-and-pol...
December 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Older but same
I'm 40. A man has to come with his life together to date me.
December 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Because what does that have to do with me? there isn’t anything I can do to help but leave you alone so you can focus.
I think it’s tacky when men say they’re trying to save money.
December 31, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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The idea that we all agree on what is "right" and "wrong" and that we all share the same moral and ethical framework at our core that just manifests differently is a comforting fiction that underlies a lot of shit political analysis.
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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There is brand of white person who refuses to engage with the fact that many of their fellow white person views black/brown-ness and criminality as synonymous.
I agree with this. Most people who heard “mass deportation” implicitly added “of criminals and recent migrants” to the phrase, something which the Trump campaign itself supported through surrogates like Tom Homan who even during the transition was talking about how the focus would be on “criminals.”
December 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Think about your strongly held beliefs. Now think about what would be required to get you to a 180 on them. Exactly.
December 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”

What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”

Funny how that works.
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM