Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders)
@jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social
Autistic he/they Dudeist priest. Also a writer.
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Jade Crypt of Music (13th March, 2025) — Jade Crypt of Wonders
Something happened this year which I didn’t expect would ever occur, I bought a subscription to Apple Music, and while I don’t want to shill for them unpaid - I definitely have more access to new musi...
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jadecryptofwonders.com/blog/jade-cr... <- I have emerged from the bushes with some album reviews for you to read!
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Hi there furiends! Me, Boots, very happy to report the Binxster continues to feel much better lately. And, me thought this be a purrfect opportunity to show off mine pawsome paws again! 😻🐈⬛🐾🐈⬛😻
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hi there furiends! Me, Boots, very happy to report the Binxster continues to feel much better lately. And, me thought this be a purrfect opportunity to show off mine pawsome paws again! 😻🐈⬛🐾🐈⬛😻
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There's a Sacred 2 remaster out today, and trailers look incredibly bland and generic, especially compared to promotional material at the time, when they got BLIND GUARDIAN to do a song for the game, and they were NPCs in the game who you had to do a quest for to retrieve their lost instruments.
BLIND GUARDIAN - Sacred Worlds (Sacred 2 - In-Game Concert) (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Blind Guardian
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November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
There's a Sacred 2 remaster out today, and trailers look incredibly bland and generic, especially compared to promotional material at the time, when they got BLIND GUARDIAN to do a song for the game, and they were NPCs in the game who you had to do a quest for to retrieve their lost instruments.
So apparently the same area where my psychiatrist’s office is, houses one of the main Theosophist lodges in Sydney. I’m just stunned they’re still around after The Adyar Bookshop closed, but then again these spiritual movements from the 20th Century never truly die, do they?
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
So apparently the same area where my psychiatrist’s office is, houses one of the main Theosophist lodges in Sydney. I’m just stunned they’re still around after The Adyar Bookshop closed, but then again these spiritual movements from the 20th Century never truly die, do they?
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What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.
There Are No Weird Blogs Anymore Cause It’s More Fruitful to Drive Them Out of Business
I learned many surprising lessons from my 20 months as editor-in-chief of...
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November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.
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Achievement Unlocked: Sung “Let It Go” with a cat lying on my chest (she did airplane ears at the high notes 🤣)
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Achievement Unlocked: Sung “Let It Go” with a cat lying on my chest (she did airplane ears at the high notes 🤣)
All this talk of the performative male reader, where is the performative he/they reader who falls through the cracks of media scrutiny?
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
All this talk of the performative male reader, where is the performative he/they reader who falls through the cracks of media scrutiny?
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www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
The biggest threats to our democracy come from the right.
And yet human rights, pro Palestine, and climate activists get greater restrictions and punitive actions than alt right fascists.
The biggest threats to our democracy come from the right.
And yet human rights, pro Palestine, and climate activists get greater restrictions and punitive actions than alt right fascists.
Female NSW MPs Allegra Spender and Kellie Sloane report death and rape threats after condemning neo-Nazi rally in Sydney
Allegra Spender and Kellie Sloane report threats to police, as premier says government is investigating whether ban on Nazi symbols should be expanded
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November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
The biggest threats to our democracy come from the right.
And yet human rights, pro Palestine, and climate activists get greater restrictions and punitive actions than alt right fascists.
The biggest threats to our democracy come from the right.
And yet human rights, pro Palestine, and climate activists get greater restrictions and punitive actions than alt right fascists.
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Why the FUCK don’t these say “be our guest”???
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Why the FUCK don’t these say “be our guest”???
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Hey, my cat finally published her dissertation!
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hey, my cat finally published her dissertation!
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This is literally anti-Italian discrimination
Trump trade war costs US Italian pasta: “Exporters say import and antidumping duties totaling 107% on their pasta brands will make doing business in America too costly and are preparing to pull out of U.S. stores as soon as January.” Via WSJ
Italian Pasta Is Poised to Disappear From American Grocery Shelves — The Wall Street Journal
Trump administration is set to impose duties of 107% on Italian pasta imports, among most punitive of tariffs it has levied
apple.news
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is literally anti-Italian discrimination
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Lest we forget
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Lest we forget
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The Road Warrior (1981) George Miller
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The Road Warrior (1981) George Miller
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I wish I was in more of a position at the moment to celebrate this, but I think I'm still allowed to be a little bit chuffed. Film Stories has got to 500 episodes...
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Podcast | Episode 500 celebrations - a long conversation with Kevin Smith
Film Stories hits a milestone - and Kevin Smith kicks off our episode 500 celebrations with a very special episode.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I wish I was in more of a position at the moment to celebrate this, but I think I'm still allowed to be a little bit chuffed. Film Stories has got to 500 episodes...
filmstories.co.uk/film-stories...
filmstories.co.uk/film-stories...
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More folk horror from Facebook marketplace
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
More folk horror from Facebook marketplace
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just an incredible asshole move
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
just an incredible asshole move
Editing my manuscript. Turned a brain-dead ramble about internet utopianism into this haunting speech about how Ichi puts his kids to bed at night and scrolls his phone looking for people who need saving. If he/they wasn’t already undead at this point people would worry about their health.
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Editing my manuscript. Turned a brain-dead ramble about internet utopianism into this haunting speech about how Ichi puts his kids to bed at night and scrolls his phone looking for people who need saving. If he/they wasn’t already undead at this point people would worry about their health.
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Whenever people say that movies don't have that much influence I like to think about how one character's quotable wine preferences single-handedly cratered the merlot market and basically created the pinot boom of the west coast / PNW.
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Whenever people say that movies don't have that much influence I like to think about how one character's quotable wine preferences single-handedly cratered the merlot market and basically created the pinot boom of the west coast / PNW.
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You LYING PIECES OF SHIT. You ABSOLUTE SHIT-SPEWING GARBAGE-EATING LYING **PIECES** **OF** ******SHIT******
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You LYING PIECES OF SHIT. You ABSOLUTE SHIT-SPEWING GARBAGE-EATING LYING **PIECES** **OF** ******SHIT******
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Joyce Carol Oates absolutely reading Elon Musk for filth is pretty incredible, but something I'd point out is his feigned interest in games, and how fake that was, paying people to boost his accounts and play for him, and the rare time we actually got to see him play, he was absolutely miserable.
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Joyce Carol Oates absolutely reading Elon Musk for filth is pretty incredible, but something I'd point out is his feigned interest in games, and how fake that was, paying people to boost his accounts and play for him, and the rare time we actually got to see him play, he was absolutely miserable.
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Mamdani is going to implement Shania Law. Let’s go, girls.
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira Law. Nobody's hips will be allowed to lie.
Mamdani is going to implement Sha-Na-Na law. Everyone has to grease their hair and sing DooWop.
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shania Law. Let’s go, girls.