Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders)
@jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social
Autistic he/they Dudeist priest. Also a writer.
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Jade Crypt of Music (13th March, 2025) — Jade Crypt of Wonders
Something happened this year which I didn’t expect would ever occur, I bought a subscription to Apple Music, and while I don’t want to shill for them unpaid - I definitely have more access to new musi...
jadecryptofwonders.com
jadecryptofwonders.com/blog/jade-cr... <- I have emerged from the bushes with some album reviews for you to read!
I’m enjoying the Wuthering Hype about Emerald Fennell’s adaptation and the various social media videos where a South Asian dude does skits about Emily Bronte’s novel in full costume and candlelight.
February 16, 2026 at 9:18 AM
I’m enjoying the Wuthering Hype about Emerald Fennell’s adaptation and the various social media videos where a South Asian dude does skits about Emily Bronte’s novel in full costume and candlelight.
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Tonight, I am pondering my orb.
WIZARD DISCO
YouTube video by Louie Zong
www.youtube.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Tonight, I am pondering my orb.
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*mötley crüe voice*:
February 15, 2026 at 8:35 AM
*mötley crüe voice*:
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2 Live Crew called their album which produced a nationwide moral panic "Nasty As They Wanna Be" and then got invited to a Mar-a-Lago party and were like "This is actually way too nasty."
February 14, 2026 at 9:42 AM
2 Live Crew called their album which produced a nationwide moral panic "Nasty As They Wanna Be" and then got invited to a Mar-a-Lago party and were like "This is actually way too nasty."
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Must be a while since we've had a cat burglar here in Queensland. 52yo man of no fixed address was arrested on Russell Island in Moreton Bay after police found the stolen Egyptian artefacts. A 2,600yo wooden cat sculpture from the 26th dynasty among them. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Alleged cat burglar arrested after priceless Egyptian artefacts taken in Queensland museum heist
Man charged after 2,600-year-old cat sculpture, mummy mask and necklace stolen from Caboolture museum
www.theguardian.com
February 15, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Must be a while since we've had a cat burglar here in Queensland. 52yo man of no fixed address was arrested on Russell Island in Moreton Bay after police found the stolen Egyptian artefacts. A 2,600yo wooden cat sculpture from the 26th dynasty among them. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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If you're on your own for Valentine's, don't be afraid or ashamed to treat yourself.
And don't let anyone shame you for it, either. You tell them I said they are cordially invited to go fuck themselves with a slap-chop.
And don't let anyone shame you for it, either. You tell them I said they are cordially invited to go fuck themselves with a slap-chop.
February 14, 2026 at 3:35 PM
If you're on your own for Valentine's, don't be afraid or ashamed to treat yourself.
And don't let anyone shame you for it, either. You tell them I said they are cordially invited to go fuck themselves with a slap-chop.
And don't let anyone shame you for it, either. You tell them I said they are cordially invited to go fuck themselves with a slap-chop.
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Oh nooo that thing literally everyone warned me could happen has happened, how could I have ever anticipated such a turn of events
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Oh nooo that thing literally everyone warned me could happen has happened, how could I have ever anticipated such a turn of events
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they're very sorry they got caught
February 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
they're very sorry they got caught
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Red Hare is red /
The Green Dragon Crescent Blade is blue /
Your beard will never be as beautiful /
As that of Guan Yu
The Green Dragon Crescent Blade is blue /
Your beard will never be as beautiful /
As that of Guan Yu
February 14, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Red Hare is red /
The Green Dragon Crescent Blade is blue /
Your beard will never be as beautiful /
As that of Guan Yu
The Green Dragon Crescent Blade is blue /
Your beard will never be as beautiful /
As that of Guan Yu
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im gonna cry (positive)
February 14, 2026 at 7:39 PM
im gonna cry (positive)
I think it was the Strange Magic episode of @musicalhell.bsky.social that taught me not to take Valentine’s Day as a single too seriously, with a joke about discount chocolates on February 15th being desperate. Truly dispelled the despair for me, that gag.
February 14, 2026 at 9:45 AM
I think it was the Strange Magic episode of @musicalhell.bsky.social that taught me not to take Valentine’s Day as a single too seriously, with a joke about discount chocolates on February 15th being desperate. Truly dispelled the despair for me, that gag.
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At least he admits that he asked them to do it.
February 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
At least he admits that he asked them to do it.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 13,1946
February 13,1946
February 13, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 13,1946
February 13,1946
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Uni has been taken over by an alien!
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Uni has been taken over by an alien!
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Have a good weekend all ~🧡
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Have a good weekend all ~🧡
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Your 1972 Godzilla trading card of the day.
February 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Your 1972 Godzilla trading card of the day.
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I heard from three diferent deaf people that Bad Bunny's Halftime Show is the best they've ever seen. I didn't know what to make of this until I saw the version of the show for the hearing impaired. Holy Shit, these people are incredible!
youtu.be/tJBOg860IWE?...
youtu.be/tJBOg860IWE?...
2026 Super Bowl Deaf performers - Celimar Rivera Cosme, Julian Ortiz
YouTube video by SWIC ASL
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I heard from three diferent deaf people that Bad Bunny's Halftime Show is the best they've ever seen. I didn't know what to make of this until I saw the version of the show for the hearing impaired. Holy Shit, these people are incredible!
youtu.be/tJBOg860IWE?...
youtu.be/tJBOg860IWE?...
My family were in an elevator with Shane Warne, the famous Aussie cricket legend.
What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
My family were in an elevator with Shane Warne, the famous Aussie cricket legend.
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There's this autistic guy on tiktok, and his special interest is Dracula.
He's done 100s of videos on, and as, Dracula.
That's his thing. That's his gimmick. Very wholesome. Very charming.
He has also become one of the most vocally anti-ice people on the internet.
If he can do it.
He's done 100s of videos on, and as, Dracula.
That's his thing. That's his gimmick. Very wholesome. Very charming.
He has also become one of the most vocally anti-ice people on the internet.
If he can do it.
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
There's this autistic guy on tiktok, and his special interest is Dracula.
He's done 100s of videos on, and as, Dracula.
That's his thing. That's his gimmick. Very wholesome. Very charming.
He has also become one of the most vocally anti-ice people on the internet.
If he can do it.
He's done 100s of videos on, and as, Dracula.
That's his thing. That's his gimmick. Very wholesome. Very charming.
He has also become one of the most vocally anti-ice people on the internet.
If he can do it.
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For my first Valentine's Day as a married person, we'll be watching a movie about another love that society shamed upon. One with a minority that the world didn't see as equal.
February 14, 2026 at 12:29 AM
For my first Valentine's Day as a married person, we'll be watching a movie about another love that society shamed upon. One with a minority that the world didn't see as equal.
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workin on the comic while my body rapidly depressurizes from the bends (i've had worse)
February 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
workin on the comic while my body rapidly depressurizes from the bends (i've had worse)