Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders)
@jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social
Autistic he/they Dudeist priest. Also a writer.
Got a haircut and beard trim, a sharp dressed he/they no doubt.
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Got a haircut and beard trim, a sharp dressed he/they no doubt.
Managed to find a 4K Caligula at my local JB Hi-Fi, a combination of art and sleaze that has never been replicated. Ranks alongside Salo and Cannibal Holocaust in the big trilogy of notorious films the OFLC had a problem with in Australia.
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Managed to find a 4K Caligula at my local JB Hi-Fi, a combination of art and sleaze that has never been replicated. Ranks alongside Salo and Cannibal Holocaust in the big trilogy of notorious films the OFLC had a problem with in Australia.
It has taken five years running to hunt all these down, but I finally own ALL of Rugrats on DVD. Now I don’t have to pay the Trumpist Paramount Plus for the privilege of watching Rugrats Hannukah.
November 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It has taken five years running to hunt all these down, but I finally own ALL of Rugrats on DVD. Now I don’t have to pay the Trumpist Paramount Plus for the privilege of watching Rugrats Hannukah.
Two hours of Halloween left, lit this candle for my dead relatives and called it a night. Keep it simple.
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Two hours of Halloween left, lit this candle for my dead relatives and called it a night. Keep it simple.
TFW your half devil half celestial cleric buddy in D&D hugs his devil mother and she doesn’t know how to respond to that in game because she hasn’t been hugged in ages.
October 31, 2025 at 8:45 AM
TFW your half devil half celestial cleric buddy in D&D hugs his devil mother and she doesn’t know how to respond to that in game because she hasn’t been hugged in ages.
Giving this banger factory a spin for Halloween. Dance of the Dead rule.
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Giving this banger factory a spin for Halloween. Dance of the Dead rule.
“So much for capitalism.” Oh Ursula
October 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
“So much for capitalism.” Oh Ursula
I knew I could trust the Ursula K Le Guin translation of the Lao Tzu due to its inclusion of the master carpenter/executioner passage. You never let me down Ursula.
October 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I knew I could trust the Ursula K Le Guin translation of the Lao Tzu due to its inclusion of the master carpenter/executioner passage. You never let me down Ursula.
My copy looks like this.
October 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
My copy looks like this.
My cat Zippy having a yawn.
October 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
My cat Zippy having a yawn.
Here’s my cat Zippy from when he was a kitten, matching your Ginger Cat.
October 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Here’s my cat Zippy from when he was a kitten, matching your Ginger Cat.
Holy shit, after Dolly Parton’s Jolene album finished playing on Apple Music, the autoplay threw Johnny Cash’s Hurt at me. Not a good sign.
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Holy shit, after Dolly Parton’s Jolene album finished playing on Apple Music, the autoplay threw Johnny Cash’s Hurt at me. Not a good sign.
Listening to Dolly to give her strength.
October 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Listening to Dolly to give her strength.
By far the best endorsement my D&D character ever got.
September 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
By far the best endorsement my D&D character ever got.
Meanwhile my Taoist ass is like:
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Meanwhile my Taoist ass is like:
Look at my photogenic cat son!
September 13, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Look at my photogenic cat son!
The necklace fared better in postage.
September 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The necklace fared better in postage.
I guard my Rock & Rule Blu-Ray with my life.
September 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I guard my Rock & Rule Blu-Ray with my life.
Went to get shaved at the barber, I must look ten years younger.
August 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Went to get shaved at the barber, I must look ten years younger.
Post a non religious picture you think of as holy
August 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Post a non religious picture you think of as holy
Went to the Warhammer store in Chatswood for the first time since 2007, won a game of 40K with Death Guard vs Ultramarines and I got this pin as a trophy. Amazing how fun this game is when you’re not up against private school kids who blow their trust fund on tanks.
August 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Went to the Warhammer store in Chatswood for the first time since 2007, won a game of 40K with Death Guard vs Ultramarines and I got this pin as a trophy. Amazing how fun this game is when you’re not up against private school kids who blow their trust fund on tanks.
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
August 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
Getting the hang of this new mechanical keyboard setup, I made a significant edit using it today. The Commodore 64 style really inspires me to work on it, getting me writing.
July 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Getting the hang of this new mechanical keyboard setup, I made a significant edit using it today. The Commodore 64 style really inspires me to work on it, getting me writing.
Mechanical keyboard came today, I’m happy it works with Bluetooth for what I want it to do (typing my cybergothic horror novels), the fact that it makes me feel like I’m writing in the John Wick universe is a bonus.
July 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Mechanical keyboard came today, I’m happy it works with Bluetooth for what I want it to do (typing my cybergothic horror novels), the fact that it makes me feel like I’m writing in the John Wick universe is a bonus.