Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders)
jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social
Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders)
@jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social
Autistic he/they Dudeist priest. Also a writer.
I don’t often talk about my novel plots on social media for fear a lot of this is bonkers out of context, but I really should write short story side plots to promote the main books my characters come from to drum up interest in the longer satirical novels.
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I see. So we’re talking Fray Tormenta levels of beloved.
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The vibe is very “okay, I’ll wish away your cancer and medical bills with djinn magic and THEN you get to meet John Cena over there.”
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I don’t want to make she/they too Mother Theresa-y, but from what I understand about the wrestling biz people like The Iron Sheik would never call she/them a jabroni for fixing a few broken backs.
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Avatar: The Way of Not Drinking Any Water
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 AM
It’s one thing to be autistic hyperfixation about something, it’s another to find out a thing you’ve been keeping tabs on is just a train ride away.
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I know you mean the Oasis album due to context clues, but part of me always thinks of the Ram Dass book of the same name when people mention that title.
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM