Jacob Colliver
@jacobcolliver.bsky.social
Writer. Buck Bumble is an action video game for the Nintendo 64 developed by British company Argonaut Software and released by UbiSoft in 1998
"You're A God" by Vertical Horizon is not a Canadian song but feels very Canadian-coded, if that makes sense
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
"You're A God" by Vertical Horizon is not a Canadian song but feels very Canadian-coded, if that makes sense
Not a law boffin in any capacity, but do those little plastic gates they use to prevent you from leaving Woolies until a computer checks your items feel somewhat illegal to anyone else, or is that just me
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Not a law boffin in any capacity, but do those little plastic gates they use to prevent you from leaving Woolies until a computer checks your items feel somewhat illegal to anyone else, or is that just me
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European horror movie: there is a ghost, ooo.
North American horror movie: the consequences of your actions violently catch up to you.
Australian horror movie: someone who isn't from regional Australia has to go to regional Australia
North American horror movie: the consequences of your actions violently catch up to you.
Australian horror movie: someone who isn't from regional Australia has to go to regional Australia
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
European horror movie: there is a ghost, ooo.
North American horror movie: the consequences of your actions violently catch up to you.
Australian horror movie: someone who isn't from regional Australia has to go to regional Australia
North American horror movie: the consequences of your actions violently catch up to you.
Australian horror movie: someone who isn't from regional Australia has to go to regional Australia
When you're the heir to the Winchester rifle fortune and you're mocking up a floorplan to get rid of those pesky ghosts
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
When you're the heir to the Winchester rifle fortune and you're mocking up a floorplan to get rid of those pesky ghosts
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Mr. Kojima sir if you are ever feeling down please know that you are always welcome to hang out in my garage and play Rock Band World Tour with me. We can order pizza
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Mr. Kojima sir if you are ever feeling down please know that you are always welcome to hang out in my garage and play Rock Band World Tour with me. We can order pizza
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No croc reboot but a pair of crocs re: boot
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
No croc reboot but a pair of crocs re: boot
I choose to believe this is a direct response to the Steam Machine announcement
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I choose to believe this is a direct response to the Steam Machine announcement
We don't talk enough about how good it feels to eat rubbish food on a long trip. It doesn't even have to be fresh. That bucket of chips that's been sitting in the Bain Marie all morning hits different out the other side of Geelong
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
We don't talk enough about how good it feels to eat rubbish food on a long trip. It doesn't even have to be fresh. That bucket of chips that's been sitting in the Bain Marie all morning hits different out the other side of Geelong
My wife staking out the line for poffertjes at the Port Fairy Folk Festival for me
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My wife staking out the line for poffertjes at the Port Fairy Folk Festival for me
I need to see the Richmond Tigers do this
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I need to see the Richmond Tigers do this
It's so funny that in retrospect Sony BMG torched everything and out of everyone listed here NATASHA BEDINGFIELD was probably the only one in danger of significant piracy. Can't imagine the seeds for The Best Of Montgomery Gentry were poppin' with the 15 year olds on LimeWire
Happy 20th anniversary to the Sony BMG copy protection rootkit scandal, in which the company secretly installed software to hide DRM technology on CD buyers’ PCs. XCP was a security risk that led to public outcry, class action lawsuits, and, 20 years ago today, a recall of dozens of album titles.
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It's so funny that in retrospect Sony BMG torched everything and out of everyone listed here NATASHA BEDINGFIELD was probably the only one in danger of significant piracy. Can't imagine the seeds for The Best Of Montgomery Gentry were poppin' with the 15 year olds on LimeWire
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When you were a kid did you ever put all your favourite soft drinks together in one glass thinking it would make The Best Drink but it turned out to be just a big glass of sugar water that didn't taste like anything
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
When you were a kid did you ever put all your favourite soft drinks together in one glass thinking it would make The Best Drink but it turned out to be just a big glass of sugar water that didn't taste like anything
*sits backwards on chair* I can think of a man who eased the people's pain and picked them up Picked Them Up PICKED THEM UUUUUUP
SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
*sits backwards on chair* I can think of a man who eased the people's pain and picked them up Picked Them Up PICKED THEM UUUUUUP
That last day of Menulog is going to be like The Purge for office meetings. The CBD in flames as entire militias of delivery bikes lug $3000 Guzman Y Gomez orders into battle
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 AM
That last day of Menulog is going to be like The Purge for office meetings. The CBD in flames as entire militias of delivery bikes lug $3000 Guzman Y Gomez orders into battle
90s BOOK ABOUT COMPUTERS FOR KIDS: You don't need to be a World Wide Wizz to take a Hard Drive down the Information Highway! Take a Mega-Byte out of the new tech revolution with this handy guide!
CHAPTER 1: Make sure you have a real hobby first. Football or climbing trees will do
CHAPTER 1: Make sure you have a real hobby first. Football or climbing trees will do
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
90s BOOK ABOUT COMPUTERS FOR KIDS: You don't need to be a World Wide Wizz to take a Hard Drive down the Information Highway! Take a Mega-Byte out of the new tech revolution with this handy guide!
CHAPTER 1: Make sure you have a real hobby first. Football or climbing trees will do
CHAPTER 1: Make sure you have a real hobby first. Football or climbing trees will do
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Cracking myself up at the idea of that scene in the Matrix at Martin Place being in the background of Sunrise
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Cracking myself up at the idea of that scene in the Matrix at Martin Place being in the background of Sunrise
I call this the Spin Cycle Of Saṃsāra
We talk a lot about how good it feels to have all of your A-list clothes back in rotation after doing laundry, but we don't talk enough about the anguish of the laundry load after that one, where you're just after one specific shirt but you're swamped by a basket of mediocrity
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I call this the Spin Cycle Of Saṃsāra
We talk a lot about how good it feels to have all of your A-list clothes back in rotation after doing laundry, but we don't talk enough about the anguish of the laundry load after that one, where you're just after one specific shirt but you're swamped by a basket of mediocrity
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
We talk a lot about how good it feels to have all of your A-list clothes back in rotation after doing laundry, but we don't talk enough about the anguish of the laundry load after that one, where you're just after one specific shirt but you're swamped by a basket of mediocrity
For the record,
"Do Not Tumble Dry" = Tumble Dry Low
"Tumble Dry Low" = Go Hog Wild. Put This Shirt In A Jet Engine. Roast It On A Spit If You Want
"Do Not Tumble Dry" = Tumble Dry Low
"Tumble Dry Low" = Go Hog Wild. Put This Shirt In A Jet Engine. Roast It On A Spit If You Want
November 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
For the record,
"Do Not Tumble Dry" = Tumble Dry Low
"Tumble Dry Low" = Go Hog Wild. Put This Shirt In A Jet Engine. Roast It On A Spit If You Want
"Do Not Tumble Dry" = Tumble Dry Low
"Tumble Dry Low" = Go Hog Wild. Put This Shirt In A Jet Engine. Roast It On A Spit If You Want
I saw a couple of posts about Dick Cheney and I thought everyone was making facetious jokes about him being mad because of the Zohran win or something so I went about today thinking "hah, good one guys", but gang. Gang. It seems that... It seems, gang, that-
November 5, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I saw a couple of posts about Dick Cheney and I thought everyone was making facetious jokes about him being mad because of the Zohran win or something so I went about today thinking "hah, good one guys", but gang. Gang. It seems that... It seems, gang, that-
Is this happening again or is it still the same game from last time
An entire country losing it over the length of a ball game is the most relatable thing Australians have seen Americans post about in years
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Is this happening again or is it still the same game from last time
Everyone in Australia has to check out the photo Channel 4 is using to advertise Come Dine With Me on streaming
November 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Everyone in Australia has to check out the photo Channel 4 is using to advertise Come Dine With Me on streaming
Thank you everyone for the Halloween movie suggestions last night! We ended up watching End Of Days (1999). Gabriel Byrne punches a hole clean through Udo Kier's head with no provocation whatsoever. 11/10
November 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Thank you everyone for the Halloween movie suggestions last night! We ended up watching End Of Days (1999). Gabriel Byrne punches a hole clean through Udo Kier's head with no provocation whatsoever. 11/10