Jack Samsung
@jacksamsung.bsky.social
I’m here to cook dinner and be nice.
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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i always say the same headline for one of these prompts, but
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i always say the same headline for one of these prompts, but
Built for Tampa
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Built for Tampa
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know some people really dislike seeing stuff from twitter and totally get that but need to make sure everyone is aware of auburn sending one of the funniest posts of all time
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
know some people really dislike seeing stuff from twitter and totally get that but need to make sure everyone is aware of auburn sending one of the funniest posts of all time
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Going from DJ Durkin worries to this has to feel amazing
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Going from DJ Durkin worries to this has to feel amazing
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
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folks it's another @hels.bsky.social on thanksgiving banger: www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
The Best Part of Thanksgiving, Bones and All
The menu is malleable, the gratitudes negotiable, but the turkey’s second life as stock is one of the greatest gifts of the entire blessed year.
www.newyorker.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
folks it's another @hels.bsky.social on thanksgiving banger: www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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The Trump administration is prosecuting journalist Tim Burke for exposing Tucker Carlson's whitewashing of antisemite Ye, formerly known as Kanye West.
Use our action center to tell lawmakers to speak up against @bubbaprog.xyz's prosecution.
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Tim Burke
Defending press freedom for the next generation
freedom.press
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The Trump administration is prosecuting journalist Tim Burke for exposing Tucker Carlson's whitewashing of antisemite Ye, formerly known as Kanye West.
Use our action center to tell lawmakers to speak up against @bubbaprog.xyz's prosecution.
Use our action center to tell lawmakers to speak up against @bubbaprog.xyz's prosecution.
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![BYCTOM
@byctom.bsky.social
BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.
[replying]
Prettyman
@thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social
LISA SALTERS: Joe as you know there's been added security to keep the waste people from climbing the high gate surrounding the stadium, but we're hearing reports that they've built a trebuchet.
AIKMAN: Yeah they're flinging in some toxic lava now.
September 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreig4odua7ckharga7acrgccmetzcicfdlnhug66ypb2jnwxpncbuau@jpeg)
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FWIW, shame doesn’t seed empathy, exposure does
October 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
FWIW, shame doesn’t seed empathy, exposure does
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I spent my teens and early 20s convinced libertarians had it all figured out and the flag was about free speech. There’s a whole generation of red-purple-blue Southerners and it’s a reason for hope
So. Kids being racist in public.
25 years ago I was kind of a dumbass. I'm still kind of a dumbass. But I was back then, too.
IN THE YEAR 2000 I argued FOR Confederate flags and I immediately regretted it.
@ashtonpittman.bsky.social put it in the paper.
www.mississippifreepress.org/i-looked-lik...
25 years ago I was kind of a dumbass. I'm still kind of a dumbass. But I was back then, too.
IN THE YEAR 2000 I argued FOR Confederate flags and I immediately regretted it.
@ashtonpittman.bsky.social put it in the paper.
www.mississippifreepress.org/i-looked-lik...
‘I Looked Like a Villain’: Why a Mississippi Flag Defender Changed His Mind
Though 19-year-old Jerome Patrick appeared dead set on his support for the Mississippi state flag in November 2000, his views changed within hours of his speech, the now 38-year-old stay-at-home dad t...
www.mississippifreepress.org
October 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I spent my teens and early 20s convinced libertarians had it all figured out and the flag was about free speech. There’s a whole generation of red-purple-blue Southerners and it’s a reason for hope
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this tweet also remains the truest thing written about how the underlying architecture of the internet works
October 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
this tweet also remains the truest thing written about how the underlying architecture of the internet works
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the kids are alright
Three high schoolers founded a book club that reads some of the country's most frequently banned books after a state law removing books with sexual content was signed in 2023. Two years later, many of the books have been reshelved and parts of the law can't be enforced.
When books were being pulled from Iowa classrooms, these teens started an after-school club to read them
Three Iowa City West high schoolers founded a book club that reads some of the country's most frequently banned books after a state law removing books with sexual content was signed in 2023. Two years later, many of the books have been reshelved and parts of the law can't be enforced.
n.pr
October 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
the kids are alright
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I think I’ve found the better your team is doing the more stressful each game becomes
October 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I think I’ve found the better your team is doing the more stressful each game becomes
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Sterling Shepard had to tell Tez Johnson the MVP chants were for Baker Mayfield after the rookie's first NFL catch 😅
October 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sterling Shepard had to tell Tez Johnson the MVP chants were for Baker Mayfield after the rookie's first NFL catch 😅
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usf and north texas absolutely love to turn the ball over. passionate about it.
October 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
usf and north texas absolutely love to turn the ball over. passionate about it.
Sure Byrum. You got it man.
October 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Sure Byrum. You got it man.
Please Bulls. The answer is for Byrum to do his best Cam Newton. It’s not hard. I promise.
October 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Please Bulls. The answer is for Byrum to do his best Cam Newton. It’s not hard. I promise.
USF OWNER OF HORN BASED HAND GESTURES
HORNS DOWN LOLLLLLLLLLL
October 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
USF OWNER OF HORN BASED HAND GESTURES
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Bill Belichick only scored 20 points against this wretched Charlotte team.
October 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Bill Belichick only scored 20 points against this wretched Charlotte team.
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First Amendment victory for @bubbaprog.xyz www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2...
Federal judge dismisses half of the charges against Tim Burke
U.S. District Judge Kathryn Kimball Mizelle ruled that the law used to indict the Tampa media figure violates the First Amendment.
www.tampabay.com
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
First Amendment victory for @bubbaprog.xyz www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2...
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It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
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Cupid & Psyche, by Benjamin West, 1808, 📸 via @V0LofTheWild
September 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Cupid & Psyche, by Benjamin West, 1808, 📸 via @V0LofTheWild