Hit myself with “FUCK WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT” way more than I care to admit.

Just smart enough to understand shit actually smart people say/write and be profoundly upset that you never could.

Hits me deep in my soul.

When I’m yelling at the G-Wagon that just cut me off while going 88mph but it turns out to be Brian Hartline>>>>

He’s going to be the first coach to live in NoHo.

Just asked some friends if he was Bill Clark’d

The opposite happen to me once. Professor wrote on the paper “didn’t really accomplish what I was asking for but it was really well written A!”

I imagine this happens to folks & can turn you into a “everyone needs to see my side of the story” instead of “shit I got so lucky that guy is so lazy”

I just don’t understand why SEC/B1G fans are so excited to see their 4th best team lose to their top teams for a 2nd or 3rd time

It will be new one for me too. It’s Claire Saffitz brownie recipe with peppermint extract and some folded in Andes mints.

If it works I’m swapping Andes for the peppermint Andes!

Not responsible for as much as I usually am, but here is my list! I was asked to make one thing, but you know, tis the season!

Real cool and normal to date someone who was born in 2006 (almost 2007!!)

Just sickos, man.

Surely the broadcasts are suppose to be grainy as fuck because their servers are totally equipped for that level of traffic. All part of Iger’s master plan. Sports were TOO clear

The lights on US-19 alone! Godbless.

Marcus Freeman reading Joey McGuire’s diss knowing he just has to get through Pitt and all he has left are ACC powers Syracuse and Stanford

(Unfortunately it’s very good)

“Man I just needed NIL like Clark, smh”

“Who is going to do something about this??” Says the guy wearing the “IM IN CHARGE SHIRT:)”