Jack Lyttle
@jacklyttle.bsky.social
I'm a real boy doing chat and nonsense on twitch.tv/jacklyttle
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays 8pm-10pm
youtube.com/jacklyttle
V LGBTQIA....
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays 8pm-10pm
youtube.com/jacklyttle
V LGBTQIA....
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Jack Lyttle
@jacklyttle.bsky.social
· Oct 1
We used to be a proper Zardoz.
Not quite finished season 2 of Fallout yet, but loving Justin Theroux as Mark Gatiss as Robert House.
February 17, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Not quite finished season 2 of Fallout yet, but loving Justin Theroux as Mark Gatiss as Robert House.
I realise my way of doing jokes is where the thing the joke is reacting to can be thought of as one vector, and what I say isn't the location of the joke, but a second vector that allows a third party to triangulate the location of the joke themself.
February 17, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I realise my way of doing jokes is where the thing the joke is reacting to can be thought of as one vector, and what I say isn't the location of the joke, but a second vector that allows a third party to triangulate the location of the joke themself.
Concern mounts as many tickets remain unsold for top events at the 1936 Olympics.
“…they don’t know why.”
It’s a complete fucking mystery isn’t it, bellends.
It’s a complete fucking mystery isn’t it, bellends.
February 17, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Concern mounts as many tickets remain unsold for top events at the 1936 Olympics.
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All of these things, like the Grandma on your phone, are designed to blackmail you forever. Once you say yes to 'keeping a memory alive' there's no way you can stop unless you are ok with killing your loved one.
Meta has patented AI that can run a dead person's account, continuing to post and chat on their behalf
It can message and video call by replicating a user's online behavior using their past data
It can message and video call by replicating a user's online behavior using their past data
February 17, 2026 at 9:19 AM
All of these things, like the Grandma on your phone, are designed to blackmail you forever. Once you say yes to 'keeping a memory alive' there's no way you can stop unless you are ok with killing your loved one.
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Well the merry men know about pancake making
Coz pancake day is a regular fixture
You take a frying pan & some sugar & jam
And get on down to make the mixture
Coz pancake day is a regular fixture
You take a frying pan & some sugar & jam
And get on down to make the mixture
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 17, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Well the merry men know about pancake making
Coz pancake day is a regular fixture
You take a frying pan & some sugar & jam
And get on down to make the mixture
Coz pancake day is a regular fixture
You take a frying pan & some sugar & jam
And get on down to make the mixture
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If you enjoyed this short here, I'd reeeally appreciate a watch or a like on YouTube—it ain't going so well 🙏🏼😅
HE TRUSTED ME 😭 #escapefromeverafter #indiegame
YouTube video by JohnnyRebeck
youtube.com
February 16, 2026 at 10:12 PM
If you enjoyed this short here, I'd reeeally appreciate a watch or a like on YouTube—it ain't going so well 🙏🏼😅
Pivoting to Dinklage.
February 16, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Pivoting to Dinklage.
MIXITUP USERS!!!!
You can click and drag an action from one action group window to another action group window!
Only discovered this by accident tonight doing invisible mending.
You can click and drag an action from one action group window to another action group window!
Only discovered this by accident tonight doing invisible mending.
February 16, 2026 at 7:59 PM
MIXITUP USERS!!!!
You can click and drag an action from one action group window to another action group window!
Only discovered this by accident tonight doing invisible mending.
You can click and drag an action from one action group window to another action group window!
Only discovered this by accident tonight doing invisible mending.
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Hello everyone! I am working on something and could use your help. If you pay for Claude code, please type npx ccusage@latest into your terminal and send me a screenshot of your usage from the last month, along with your level of subscription ($20/100/200). I would be so grateful!
February 14, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Hello everyone! I am working on something and could use your help. If you pay for Claude code, please type npx ccusage@latest into your terminal and send me a screenshot of your usage from the last month, along with your level of subscription ($20/100/200). I would be so grateful!
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We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
Pivoting to tax break baby.
February 16, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Pivoting to tax break baby.
we're basically live at twitch.tv/jacklyttle
February 15, 2026 at 7:56 PM
we're basically live at twitch.tv/jacklyttle
Pivoting to alternative wedding wear.
February 15, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Pivoting to alternative wedding wear.
Stewart Lee was very good.
February 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Stewart Lee was very good.
All use cases are infantilising or dystopic.
Advert on TV for letting Google reply to your mates messages with data it finds on your phone to save you having to interact with them and further detach you from humanity.
Wonder how long before a 'mate' asks for your bank details or those special photos of your wife.
Wonder how long before a 'mate' asks for your bank details or those special photos of your wife.
February 14, 2026 at 8:36 PM
All use cases are infantilising or dystopic.
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Some people have kindly bunged me a coffee towards covering the strike deductions. That's so kind! You can also give packets of biscuits to people on the picket line! It can be grim in the rain, but it is important!
This is now a thread of thank you KNUC TATS
This is now a thread of thank you KNUC TATS
I'm on strike 3 days this month, starting tomorrow. I don't feel great—I'm run down and exhausted—but I'll be on the picket line nonetheless, pushing for fair pay for all my colleagues, unionised or not.
If you like my nonsense, and want to chuck me a quid, that would help
ko-fi.com/guy/goal?g=0
If you like my nonsense, and want to chuck me a quid, that would help
ko-fi.com/guy/goal?g=0
Support Guy Kelly ❤️
Ko-fi lets you support my nonsense, help gussy up my streaming setup, or commission a Shrek 2 Collectable Trading Card tarot reading. It's a one-stop shop for profoundly strange decisions.
ko-fi.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Some people have kindly bunged me a coffee towards covering the strike deductions. That's so kind! You can also give packets of biscuits to people on the picket line! It can be grim in the rain, but it is important!
This is now a thread of thank you KNUC TATS
This is now a thread of thank you KNUC TATS
Pivoting to clam bake.
February 14, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Pivoting to clam bake.
Young Ones - Series 2, Episode 5 "Sick"
Just seen a statue of a man posing for his Hinge profile pic
February 14, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Young Ones - Series 2, Episode 5 "Sick"
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My short animation 'Onírica' is, after more than a year and a half, finished and about to be set free in the wild. Meanwhile, here are some spnapshots. #onirica #blender3d
February 14, 2026 at 10:53 AM
My short animation 'Onírica' is, after more than a year and a half, finished and about to be set free in the wild. Meanwhile, here are some spnapshots. #onirica #blender3d
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I recommend Three Salons At The Seaside to EVERYONE. 30 minutes of gentle, loving care and community between older women - either widows or full time carers to severely disabled husbands. The funeral bag! The man who comes in selling fish! 'I didn't fall, she knocked me over!'
Feels like TV companies have forgotten about, or simply don't care about, making "slice of life" documentaries. Feels like we need them more than ever now, to understand why everyone is so fucking mad these days. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUIr...
Three Salons At The Seaside
YouTube video by Vacbear58
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I recommend Three Salons At The Seaside to EVERYONE. 30 minutes of gentle, loving care and community between older women - either widows or full time carers to severely disabled husbands. The funeral bag! The man who comes in selling fish! 'I didn't fall, she knocked me over!'
I'll be right back.
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I'll be right back.
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Saúl Steinberg
February 13, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Saúl Steinberg