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Jack Longley
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danniemcq.bsky.social
Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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pkandelic.bsky.social
Legolas and Gimli meme. The captions on the three panels read: Gimli: "Never thought I'd did fighting side by side with the French." Legolas: "Qu’en est-il côte à côte avec un ami?" Gimli: "What?"
January 18, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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mleelunsford.com
Addamses
#TheAddamsFamily
Gomez and Morticia Addams holding each other close, Gomez wields a rapier, Morticia wields a machete
January 18, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
typical ai use case
4 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy is at a restaurant. Pink Guy is the waiter serving him. Blue Guy is holding his phone up to his face and shouting obnoxiously, “Gemini, what food does this place have?” Waiter: “Sir, we have a menu” Panel 2: Blue Guy continues into phone: “Gemini, what burgers do they do?” Waiter: “You can check the menu” Panel 3: Blue Guy: “Gemini, pizza options?” Waiter, looking at the menu on the table in front of the Blue Guy: “It’s literally right there” Panel 4: Blue Guy: “Gemini, spaghetti, yes or no?” Waiter: Rotate your eyeballs 45 degrees downward
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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darach.bsky.social
This headline was funnier than the entire revival series of Spitting Image they did a few year back.
January 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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chiitan.love
catch me if you can🚓

捕まえれるものなら捕まえてごらんな
さいですっ☆
January 14, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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julieofthespirits.bsky.social
Ok but jokes aside "hey he made this funny comic about resentful engineers who are smarter than their bosses, but eventually became a chud" isn't like a contradiction because "resentful engineers who think they're smarter than everyone else and became chuds" is why the US is the way it is rn
January 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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jaunty.art
Difficult choice meme Erich von Däniken had a deleterious impact on science vs Stargate is brilliant this is a joke. fuck that guy. I used to love The Unexplained and Arthur C Clarke’s World Of Strange Powers and all that but I also recognised it was bollocks and people, just people with the same intellect as us now, were brilliant at making things and problem solving
January 13, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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jaythechou.bsky.social
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765
Paddington in Godzilla Minus One (2023)
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
[Cartoon strip pastiche of the Highway Code, with illustrations describing the text] [Title panel]: The Highway Code Rule number 112b: LED headlights In recent years, many new cars have been fitted with extra-bright LED headlights. LED headlights increase safety by illuminating every detail of the road ahead Including the face of the person driving a metal box towards you at a combined speed of 80mph Whom you have just blinded with your LED headlights. LED headlights must be fitted at eye-level on a great big murderous wall of car. [Show a car crumpling into the front of a high-fronted SUV, bathed in light from the blinding headlamps] They must be permanently on full beam, because you are insane. And they should be bright enough to make other drivers think they are ascending into a blinding vortex of alien light Like them old people in the classic Ron Howard film, Cocoon (1985). [Show illustration of the final scene where the older people on the boat are being yoinked up into the blindingly-illuminated cloaca of the big spaceship] So remember: you must use LED headlights To prevent everyone from not crashing into you. [Image shows this happening] [Ends]
January 12, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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thatsgoodweb.bsky.social
1993
hitachi advertisement, 1993
January 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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davidgerard.co.uk
mastodon.social/@mhoye/11586...
mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social Daughter just came home to tell me the teachers at school tried to confiscate her vape but they couldn't because it's actually a kazoo. "I made a kazoo noise at them and I could see them dying on the inside so I made a sad kazoo noise instead. I don't think it helped." The grin on her face.
January 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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chrisdeleon.bsky.social
important message to all bluesky users
cillian Murphy in peaky blinders show pointing in young men's faces in smoky industrial kitchen (guessing room from background details I'm not sure) yelling originally no fighting no fucking fighting, edited caption says no posting that you can go to jail over, no fucking posting that you can go to jail over.
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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xythar.bsky.social
i miss when this guy was the only LLM
a man in a suit is holding a pink object
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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banjeaux.bsky.social
They did it. Those bastards. They finally did it.
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do].
January 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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krveale.bsky.social
Let's talk about generative AI, contaminated information, and rhubarb.

Once upon a time, Europe was at war.

Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold

“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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realironhand.bsky.social
'You wouldn't steal the president of Venezuela' meme in the format of anti-piracy warnings on 1990s DVDs
January 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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joegross.bsky.social
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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jennifermosier.bsky.social
How is it that I made it to 2026 without ever encountering an iteration of this joke?
January 3, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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james.loadingreadyrun.com
I think pairing Sabrina Carpenter with The Muppets is, or at least could be, genius. Can’t think of many other people who has the reach to introduce an entire generation to The Muppets.

And like fuck, we could really use The Muppets right now. Pure humanity.

youtu.be/jd3Qqly1eks
The Muppet Show | Teaser Trailer | Disney+
YouTube video by Disney Plus
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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onslies.bsky.social
31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
The final Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. The entire page is mostly white as they're in the winter snow. The pair is walking with a sledge, nicely duffled in in scarves, hats, gloves. Calvin delightedly exclaims 'wow, it really snowed las night! Isn't it wonderful?'. Hobbes follows up with 'Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand-new!' -- A new year... a fresh, clean start!' adds Calvin. As they look over the landscape, Hobbes observes 'it's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on!' -- 'A day full of possibilities!' Calvin affirms. They get ready on their sledge and Calvin tells his friend 'it's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... let's go exploring!', and the pair sledges off into the wintery landscape.
December 31, 2024 at 12:21 PM
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keybug55.is.eepy.now
It's pretty imperative that every artist should get their stuff off of Twitter now lest it be thrown into Grok image/AI gen. I'm so glad I left that dumpster fire long ago

Also included the full post with alt text. The post is insufferably long
Post from Aaron Day on Twitter/X: For You "Elon Saved Free Speech" White Knight Assholes: Read the New Terms of Service Released Today X just updated their Terms of Service effective January 15, 2026. Here's what you agreed to: AI TRAINING RIGHTS GRAB: Everything you post becomes training data for their AI models. Every thought, opinion, creative work. You're building their models for free. No compensation. No opt out. PERPETUAL CONTENT LICENSE: They get a worldwide, royalty-free license to use, copy, modify, and distribute your content "for any purpose" in "any media now known or later developed." Forever. They can sell it. Give it to governments. Anything. FORCED JURISDICTION: All disputes must be filed in Tarrant County, Texas. You waive the right to join class actions. If they wrong millions of users, you sue alone in THEIR court. ARBITRARY TERMINATION: They can delete your account "for any other reason or no reason at our convenience." Years of content, connections, reputation. Gone. Zero due process. $15,000 LIQUIDATED DAMAGES: Access more than 1 million posts in 24 hours and you owe $15,000. Per million. Journalists and researchers investigating the platform face financial ruin. GOVERNMENT DISCLOSURE: They reserve the right to hand your DMs, drafts, and entire history to governments based on what they "reasonably believe" is necessary. ANTI-JAILBREAK CLAUSE: Testing their AI systems, exposing censorship mechanisms, or security research is now explicitly a Terms violation. They added "prompt engineering or injection" to prohibited conduct. ONE YEAR STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS: Discover they harmed you after 366 days? You "forever waive the right" to pursue any claim. MAXIMUM LIABILITY $100: They destroy your business, reputation, or life through negligence? Maximum recovery: one hundred dollars. Free speech platform. Sure.
December 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM