colbarto
@jackcolbert.bsky.social
Cystic Fibrosis
He/him Dallas, TX
He/him Dallas, TX
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It says here on your resume that you never registered hypercam?
October 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It says here on your resume that you never registered hypercam?
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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“your screen time this week” shut up narc
July 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“your screen time this week” shut up narc
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this felt too informative not to share
October 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
this felt too informative not to share
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The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
August 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
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BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.
August 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.
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wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
July 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
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Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad
July 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad
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Pat McAfee, former NFL player, podcaster and college football commentator, has died from eating a car battery. He was 47 years old
November 23, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Pat McAfee, former NFL player, podcaster and college football commentator, has died from eating a car battery. He was 47 years old
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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They're building concentration camps with money they stole from medicare.
July 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
They're building concentration camps with money they stole from medicare.
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my life would be nothing without goods and services
April 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
my life would be nothing without goods and services
they should do a Muppet adaptation of The Hurt Locker
March 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
they should do a Muppet adaptation of The Hurt Locker
time to lay in bed and watch Suits LA via youtube shorts for 5 hours before falling asleep
March 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
time to lay in bed and watch Suits LA via youtube shorts for 5 hours before falling asleep
is it discrimination to fire someone for having an ancient curse on them
March 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
is it discrimination to fire someone for having an ancient curse on them
accidentally sent an email that ended with “Thanks you”
March 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
accidentally sent an email that ended with “Thanks you”
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
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come thru bro i’ve got an alien smoking weed and listening to Bitches Brew by Miles Davis. i’m snapping my fingers out of time lol i think it’s having a panic attack
February 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
come thru bro i’ve got an alien smoking weed and listening to Bitches Brew by Miles Davis. i’m snapping my fingers out of time lol i think it’s having a panic attack
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Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract
January 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract
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The weed number is now 582 due to inflation
January 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The weed number is now 582 due to inflation
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Girls like it when you set about a 32 gun Spanish xebec-frigate with your 14 gun sloop
January 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Girls like it when you set about a 32 gun Spanish xebec-frigate with your 14 gun sloop
trying to start the wave at the opera
January 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
trying to start the wave at the opera