Jace
jaceofspades.bsky.social
Jace
@jaceofspades.bsky.social
(SFW) 14 squirrels and an Opossum in a vaguely human shape.

Likes: 👬🦰☕️🌻👨‍🌾🍄🦇🪲🕷🐍🍜🎮🎬🤓
Dislikes: 🥓🫑
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February 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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City nights #oilpainting #art
February 12, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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Omnipresence (2024)
Oil on 16x20 canvas
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 PM
February 12, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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That's my secret, Captain. I'm always ready for bed.
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Get the hell off Substack before you literally can’t anymore without blowing up your business
August 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Groudon/Groudoff
February 11, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Age verification? 🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄🐍
Age verification? Going online meant not being able to use a landline.
Age verification? My first console was an Atari 2600.
February 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
You'll wub it, I guarantee it.
February 10, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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Periodic reminder that you can get Girl Scout cookies (shipped to anywhere in the US!) from Troop 6000, the troop that serves girls in NYC's shelter system:
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sixk34...
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Post a banger, not in English.

youtu.be/dCWCo4S1-to?...
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 4:07 AM
It *is* a little vindicating that everyone else watching the Bad Bunny Bowl caught the gay car moment, too.

We are collectively locked in for the tiniest bit of rainbow we can get.
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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So they just want to actively drive people away from their platform. Got it.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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SSN is now required to shitpost. I LOVE GIVING MY PERSONAL INFO TO HUGE COMPANIES SO THEY CAN SELL IT OFF TO RANDOMS
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I gave away enough digital buddies on Pokémon TCG Pocket that I got the rainbow trophy!
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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Ninja boys waiting to lock eyes with you on route 119
February 9, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:

+Black Sheep- Metric
+Satellite Mind- Metric
+Mic Check- Sophie Hunter
+Unsweetened Lemonade (Stripped) - Amélie Farren
+Borrowing Time- Ari Mason

(At very least this will introduce some of you to Metric and Sophie Hunter)
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:

Lover's Spit (Broken Social Scene)
Sæglópur (Sigur Rós)
XO (Beyoncé)
The Creature From The Black Leather Lagoon (The Cramps)
Comics (Caravan Palace)
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:

All The Songs (Will Young)
The Knowledge (Janet Jackson)
Live For Loving You (Gloria Estefan)
Overjoyed (Stevie Wonder)
Come Into My World (Kylie Minogue)
February 8, 2026 at 8:48 PM
February 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Ignoring the large, gaping, eldritch maw, these things eat metal.
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Come check out the evil residents
I’m playing Resident Evil Outbreak for the first time ever TODAY on my Twitch channel at 2:30pm PST! (ON ORIGINAL HARDWARE 👀)

I’m so excited to finally experience this beloved entry and meet Alyssa Ashcroft, the mother of Grace from RE: Requiem

See y’all there ✌🏼
February 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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My entire Grindr experience:
February 7, 2026 at 7:26 AM
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In case you needed a pick-me-up, here’s a message from my lunch.
February 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Fungi Friday, Fungi Friday, Fungi Friday
#FungiFriday #Fungifriends
🍄📷
February 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM