Joan Eve Trimble
@j3t.bsky.social
Lawyer, Brazilian jiu jitsu black belt under Cobrinha, writer, music lover.
ok everybody be quiet
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
ok everybody be quiet
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
DTMF can be a painful song when you’ve recently lost a parent. I did not have it in my heart to tell my spin instructor though.
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February 8, 2026 at 9:01 PM
DTMF can be a painful song when you’ve recently lost a parent. I did not have it in my heart to tell my spin instructor though.
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Important thread
Who will win the Super Bowl??? Well let's see what the animal kingdom thinks.
First off, Wilbur the binturong at the Nashville Zoo predicts the Seahawks will win. Makes you think, huh...
First off, Wilbur the binturong at the Nashville Zoo predicts the Seahawks will win. Makes you think, huh...
February 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Important thread
I don’t like the normies ogling San Francisco, it has suffered enough under the puffer vest khaki brigade.
February 8, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I don’t like the normies ogling San Francisco, it has suffered enough under the puffer vest khaki brigade.
“California blah blah blah” oh please.
February 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
“California blah blah blah” oh please.
California hate is very weird to me.
February 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
California hate is very weird to me.
Time to raw dog time for my mental health (meditation).
February 7, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Time to raw dog time for my mental health (meditation).
In a deposition and plaintiff’s counsel’s phone just started blasting Gangster’s Paradise.
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February 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
In a deposition and plaintiff’s counsel’s phone just started blasting Gangster’s Paradise.
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Octavia’s brood; Black futures
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Octavia’s brood; Black futures
I am a woman from Las Vegas, so I am well aware of the tendency of the rich to view youth as something they own and can manipulate for sex or whatever they want.
February 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I am a woman from Las Vegas, so I am well aware of the tendency of the rich to view youth as something they own and can manipulate for sex or whatever they want.
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Liam was taken from Columbia Heights, the town just south of my high school in Fridley and just north of the Arts district in NE Minneapolis. I spent a lot of time with friends there after extracurriculars. News of his abduction completely broke my heart. I’m glad he’s home. #Comics4Liam
February 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Liam was taken from Columbia Heights, the town just south of my high school in Fridley and just north of the Arts district in NE Minneapolis. I spent a lot of time with friends there after extracurriculars. News of his abduction completely broke my heart. I’m glad he’s home. #Comics4Liam
The Moon is out here stepping on necks again smh
February 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
The Moon is out here stepping on necks again smh
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IF YOU ARE A LAWYER AND ARE INTERESTED IN BEING AN AUSA DM ME!
January 31, 2026 at 10:38 PM
IF YOU ARE A LAWYER AND ARE INTERESTED IN BEING AN AUSA DM ME!
On top of everything else there is an awful scandal brewing in the jiu jitsu community involving allegations against André Galväo of Atos.
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 PM
On top of everything else there is an awful scandal brewing in the jiu jitsu community involving allegations against André Galväo of Atos.
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Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
![Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you
can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,
It is so ORDERED.
SIGNED this 31st day of February, 2026.
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FRED BIERY
UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE
[photo of Liam]
Credit: Bystander
Matthew 19:14
John 11:35](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:73t3muu2pudsajp7a2fj3aly/bafkreigfz6fzbu65haq7nfqgaoe7m42gsaonpinpmaaptuzd5atkqvya4i@jpeg)
January 31, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
A city wide update on the battle between LA and the Melania movie ads.
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 PM
A city wide update on the battle between LA and the Melania movie ads.
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I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that people are LEAPING to the conclusion that some our post prominent Americans are child rapists when it is EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE that they are simply indifferent to whether other people are child rapists so long as those other people can offer them access to power.
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that people are LEAPING to the conclusion that some our post prominent Americans are child rapists when it is EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE that they are simply indifferent to whether other people are child rapists so long as those other people can offer them access to power.
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I’m sure others have noticed this exchange between Michael Wolff and Epstein about exorbitant price Rybolovlev’ paid to Trump for his the Palm Beach Mansion and suspicious trades with MBS - but how many have twigged that Rybolovlev is part of the current Ukraine negotiating team?
January 31, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I’m sure others have noticed this exchange between Michael Wolff and Epstein about exorbitant price Rybolovlev’ paid to Trump for his the Palm Beach Mansion and suspicious trades with MBS - but how many have twigged that Rybolovlev is part of the current Ukraine negotiating team?
The Melania bus stop ad war of Playa del Rey continues unabated. The cleaners must be making overtime.
January 30, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The Melania bus stop ad war of Playa del Rey continues unabated. The cleaners must be making overtime.
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American troops' recent parachute training in northern Japan was interrupted by multiple run-ins with bears amid an increase in bear encounters across the country.
Several bear encounters interrupt US troops’ parachute training in northern Japan
www.stripes.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:52 AM
American troops' recent parachute training in northern Japan was interrupted by multiple run-ins with bears amid an increase in bear encounters across the country.
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
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Let us all have the courage displayed by the residents of Minneapolis.
January 25, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Let us all have the courage displayed by the residents of Minneapolis.
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I posted this in 2016 and I'll share it again.
November 6, 2024 at 4:17 PM
I posted this in 2016 and I'll share it again.
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Understand that 370 days ago even bringing a motion like this would probably have been treated as sanctionably frivolous
Today it was granted ex parte
Today it was granted ex parte
A federal judge issues a restraining order against the feds, barring them from "destroying or altering evidence"
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 25, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Understand that 370 days ago even bringing a motion like this would probably have been treated as sanctionably frivolous
Today it was granted ex parte
Today it was granted ex parte