iTuna | Jake
@ituna.bsky.social
he/him
just generally chilling and milling about
just generally chilling and milling about
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this is about Amari Cooper just to be clear
September 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
this is about Amari Cooper just to be clear
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i can’t believe he’s gone at only 31 years old. it’s just unfathomable
September 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
i can’t believe he’s gone at only 31 years old. it’s just unfathomable
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By moving the body of a creature after killing it, can Pikmin be held responsible for interfering with a crime scene
July 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
By moving the body of a creature after killing it, can Pikmin be held responsible for interfering with a crime scene
I haven’t seen the new Superman movie (going tomorrow night and excited for it) but I would love to know Jerry Seinfeld’s thoughts on the film
July 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I haven’t seen the new Superman movie (going tomorrow night and excited for it) but I would love to know Jerry Seinfeld’s thoughts on the film
was waiting until I finally watched Sinners because I didn’t know, maybe there was nuance in the movie that I was missing, but no, it is crazy to watch it and to then throw an Irish folk song Sinners party in which you invite zero Black people but at least one Close-Up Magician
June 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
was waiting until I finally watched Sinners because I didn’t know, maybe there was nuance in the movie that I was missing, but no, it is crazy to watch it and to then throw an Irish folk song Sinners party in which you invite zero Black people but at least one Close-Up Magician
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pleased to report the democrats are holding a BBW hearing www.axios.com/2025/06/09/t...
Scoop: Dems fight Trump's budget bill with "Big Betrayal of Women" forum
Democrats have very little leverage on the Trump budget bill. But they're trying to define the bill.
www.axios.com
June 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
pleased to report the democrats are holding a BBW hearing www.axios.com/2025/06/09/t...
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was the ghost from the ghostbusters logo the ghost of fiorello la guardia
June 9, 2025 at 8:06 AM
was the ghost from the ghostbusters logo the ghost of fiorello la guardia
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Sorry but I think I love this site, everything you post on here has a random chance of making someone who by all rights should not be able to use a computer or phone really upset for reasons you could never imagine.
June 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Sorry but I think I love this site, everything you post on here has a random chance of making someone who by all rights should not be able to use a computer or phone really upset for reasons you could never imagine.
this one almost got me. I don’t even like Mario Kart and am not interested in owning a Switch 2 until a new Zelda or Fire Emblem requires it but console launch fomo almost just got my ass for five hundred US dollars for no good reason. be careful out there
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Both Nintendo Switch 2 Mario Kart bundle variants are available at Walmart
Mario Kart Bundle (new listing - Game preloaded) buff.ly/QwftRbA
2nd Mario Kart Bundle (old listing - game on voucher code) buff.ly/cyxs6dX #ad
Mario Kart Bundle (new listing - Game preloaded) buff.ly/QwftRbA
2nd Mario Kart Bundle (old listing - game on voucher code) buff.ly/cyxs6dX #ad
June 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
this one almost got me. I don’t even like Mario Kart and am not interested in owning a Switch 2 until a new Zelda or Fire Emblem requires it but console launch fomo almost just got my ass for five hundred US dollars for no good reason. be careful out there
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your inability to hold hate in your heart for more than one person at a time is a skill issue and you should work on it instead of being proud like this
It turns out I can actually like the president—so long as he’s making fun of Elon Musk.
I Can’t Help It: I’m on Trump’s Side in the Musk Rift
And it feels amazing?
slate.com
June 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
your inability to hold hate in your heart for more than one person at a time is a skill issue and you should work on it instead of being proud like this
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7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
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My college junior year, a guy on my dorm's floor spent a week pissing in a giant water jug (I never figured out why). After a few days, when it was full, he opened it to show us how it had turned to ammonia. He gave it a whiff and immediately threw up all over his dorm room carpet
March 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My college junior year, a guy on my dorm's floor spent a week pissing in a giant water jug (I never figured out why). After a few days, when it was full, he opened it to show us how it had turned to ammonia. He gave it a whiff and immediately threw up all over his dorm room carpet
opening of Middle Earth Shadow of Mordor tutorializes stealth assassinations by having you sneak up on your wife and stealthily plant a kiss on her cheek. approximately 60 seconds after that she is promptly murdered by orcs and the kiss button becomes the stab button
April 11, 2024 at 5:48 PM
opening of Middle Earth Shadow of Mordor tutorializes stealth assassinations by having you sneak up on your wife and stealthily plant a kiss on her cheek. approximately 60 seconds after that she is promptly murdered by orcs and the kiss button becomes the stab button
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What sort of footwear do people wear in the Star Trek universe? Obviously you're wearing some sort of shoe on Deep Space Nine, but are the crew of the Enterprise going barefoot? Not in their workplace. Slippers? Do sneakers still exist in the 24th century?
October 28, 2023 at 11:54 PM
What sort of footwear do people wear in the Star Trek universe? Obviously you're wearing some sort of shoe on Deep Space Nine, but are the crew of the Enterprise going barefoot? Not in their workplace. Slippers? Do sneakers still exist in the 24th century?
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Do you think Fred Flintstone ever had to take the toilet out back and shoot it
October 27, 2023 at 4:58 PM
Do you think Fred Flintstone ever had to take the toilet out back and shoot it
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standing in the doorway, waiting for my wife to get off her call so i can tell her that i broke the glass plate in the microwave
September 13, 2023 at 6:21 PM
standing in the doorway, waiting for my wife to get off her call so i can tell her that i broke the glass plate in the microwave
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Court eunuch just handed me the blunt. His motives must be good.
September 8, 2023 at 4:57 PM
Court eunuch just handed me the blunt. His motives must be good.
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welcome to blue sky . a guy with 65000 posts will be by shortly to post a picture of his shirtless chest at you and demand you swear fealty to a girl hes trying to bang
August 29, 2023 at 11:57 PM
welcome to blue sky . a guy with 65000 posts will be by shortly to post a picture of his shirtless chest at you and demand you swear fealty to a girl hes trying to bang
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the party gets visibly uncomfortable as, after being asked if i am a titty dude or ass guy, i pull out a container of shoe polish and insist I'm a "soul man."
August 2, 2023 at 7:46 PM
the party gets visibly uncomfortable as, after being asked if i am a titty dude or ass guy, i pull out a container of shoe polish and insist I'm a "soul man."
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At first the bluesky was designed as a.. perfect website..
the feeds didn't glitch out.. every post was funny & high effort.. there was no inscrutable drama or 'main character's
it was a disaster.
which is why the bluesky was redesigned to this.. 2012 twitter.. the peak of your civilization
the feeds didn't glitch out.. every post was funny & high effort.. there was no inscrutable drama or 'main character's
it was a disaster.
which is why the bluesky was redesigned to this.. 2012 twitter.. the peak of your civilization
June 21, 2023 at 9:41 PM
At first the bluesky was designed as a.. perfect website..
the feeds didn't glitch out.. every post was funny & high effort.. there was no inscrutable drama or 'main character's
it was a disaster.
which is why the bluesky was redesigned to this.. 2012 twitter.. the peak of your civilization
the feeds didn't glitch out.. every post was funny & high effort.. there was no inscrutable drama or 'main character's
it was a disaster.
which is why the bluesky was redesigned to this.. 2012 twitter.. the peak of your civilization
McDonald's should have house wine called some shit like Ronald's Folly that you can get from the drive through if you order a large enough thing of fries
July 18, 2023 at 2:33 AM
McDonald's should have house wine called some shit like Ronald's Folly that you can get from the drive through if you order a large enough thing of fries