Jenn 🛸
@itstwons.bsky.social
your local national radio quiet zone cryptid. former editor. forever here for the publishing drama. they/them
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
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oh yeah the new york city subway is so fucking scary, you never know what kind of weirdo you'll have to share a train with
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
oh yeah the new york city subway is so fucking scary, you never know what kind of weirdo you'll have to share a train with
currently have the flu and I’ve never so thoroughly regretted having both a septum and a nostril piercing
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
currently have the flu and I’ve never so thoroughly regretted having both a septum and a nostril piercing
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Sometimes you have an idea so dumb that you HAVE to do it (I didn’t get this up in time for Halloween though)
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Sometimes you have an idea so dumb that you HAVE to do it (I didn’t get this up in time for Halloween though)
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
feeling very “there’s some good in the world mr. frodo“ about a lot of things tonight but especially about the fact that the energy of the city is going to be great when I’m there this weekend
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
feeling very “there’s some good in the world mr. frodo“ about a lot of things tonight but especially about the fact that the energy of the city is going to be great when I’m there this weekend
started keeping a list of things that make me happy on my phone & cannot recommend this enough as a self care strategy. oh you're catastrophically sad & scared? how about you look at the list & think of the time you saw a dog wearing sunglasses in a stroller pushed by a spandex-wearing rollerblader
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
started keeping a list of things that make me happy on my phone & cannot recommend this enough as a self care strategy. oh you're catastrophically sad & scared? how about you look at the list & think of the time you saw a dog wearing sunglasses in a stroller pushed by a spandex-wearing rollerblader
Every few months I have a nightmare where I'm visiting old friends in NYC and somehow get roped back into publishing, or at least feel that moment of "I wonder if I could go back." Is this the "major career shift" version of "have to go back to school" nightmares?
October 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Every few months I have a nightmare where I'm visiting old friends in NYC and somehow get roped back into publishing, or at least feel that moment of "I wonder if I could go back." Is this the "major career shift" version of "have to go back to school" nightmares?
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that raccoon in the crab apple tree is one of the cutest things I have EVER seen
Happy #RaccoonAwarnessDay! I know they're often referred to as trash pandas, but I get to experience them in their more 'natural' habitat where I live. I love them. They are intelligent, curious and best appreciated from a safe distance. #mammals 🌿
October 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
that raccoon in the crab apple tree is one of the cutest things I have EVER seen
thinking fondly about how for like 8 years my primary friend group, which is not related to mcr, has had a picture of Gerard Way as the discord server image. The image has changed many times with the seasons, but it's never not Gerard. Things may change but there will always be a Gerard.
September 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
thinking fondly about how for like 8 years my primary friend group, which is not related to mcr, has had a picture of Gerard Way as the discord server image. The image has changed many times with the seasons, but it's never not Gerard. Things may change but there will always be a Gerard.
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As usual with this issue, Harris is calling for a compromise that already exists. Every sporting body has standards for how long athletes must be on hormones before they can compete as women.
The problem isn’t that we’re ignoring ‘reasonable concerns,’ the problem is that republicans are lying.
The problem isn’t that we’re ignoring ‘reasonable concerns,’ the problem is that republicans are lying.
September 20, 2025 at 8:10 AM
As usual with this issue, Harris is calling for a compromise that already exists. Every sporting body has standards for how long athletes must be on hormones before they can compete as women.
The problem isn’t that we’re ignoring ‘reasonable concerns,’ the problem is that republicans are lying.
The problem isn’t that we’re ignoring ‘reasonable concerns,’ the problem is that republicans are lying.
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September 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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This is evil
September 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
This is evil
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If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
y'all ever think about how, if everything doesn't explode first, at some point we'll finally have definitive evidence of at least microbial life outside of earth and when that happens people won't even care because of all the small, not-quite-definitive pieces of evidence we'll keep getting first
September 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
y'all ever think about how, if everything doesn't explode first, at some point we'll finally have definitive evidence of at least microbial life outside of earth and when that happens people won't even care because of all the small, not-quite-definitive pieces of evidence we'll keep getting first
you can tell that bsky has become The Replacement because i've had a big influx in Clearly Bot/Otherwise Fake followers recently
September 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
you can tell that bsky has become The Replacement because i've had a big influx in Clearly Bot/Otherwise Fake followers recently
i'm rewatching 30 rock but this also applies to the x files
"one character in this show is canonically immortal but it's only ever mentioned in passing and has no real impact on the plot" is an all time television bit
September 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i'm rewatching 30 rock but this also applies to the x files
"one character in this show is canonically immortal but it's only ever mentioned in passing and has no real impact on the plot" is an all time television bit
September 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"one character in this show is canonically immortal but it's only ever mentioned in passing and has no real impact on the plot" is an all time television bit
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I think it would be nice if it happened
August 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I think it would be nice if it happened
finally started s3 of foundation and I just keep thinking about how depressing it is that AI destroying us is not because artificial intelligence was actually achieved but because the worst of humanity gave it power, because the worst of humanity is uniquely primed to be in power
August 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
finally started s3 of foundation and I just keep thinking about how depressing it is that AI destroying us is not because artificial intelligence was actually achieved but because the worst of humanity gave it power, because the worst of humanity is uniquely primed to be in power
Thinking about Elton John’s Lestat musical
August 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Thinking about Elton John’s Lestat musical
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Not to be dramatic but if your truck literally cannot fit in a standard parking spot, you should have to have an additional license for it and that license should be very expensive with all revenue going to road maintenance
August 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Not to be dramatic but if your truck literally cannot fit in a standard parking spot, you should have to have an additional license for it and that license should be very expensive with all revenue going to road maintenance
today a vet compared jailbreak's fur to an angora rabbit's, in case anyone was wondering how soft he is
August 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
today a vet compared jailbreak's fur to an angora rabbit's, in case anyone was wondering how soft he is
just cancelled my costco membership because "refusing to sell mifepristone" sure feels like a signal that they're going to aboutface on a lot of other things. it's actually fine that the economy is in shambles because even "feels a little more ethical" shopping is impossible these days
August 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
just cancelled my costco membership because "refusing to sell mifepristone" sure feels like a signal that they're going to aboutface on a lot of other things. it's actually fine that the economy is in shambles because even "feels a little more ethical" shopping is impossible these days