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Jenn 🛸
@itstwons.bsky.social
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your local national radio quiet zone cryptid. former editor. forever here for the publishing drama. they/them
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He was born with only one eye and his favorite hobby is living up to his name. his second favorite hobby is every other type of crime.
A fluffy black cat on a bookshelf, reaching one paw down to the shelf below, heart full of chaos
September 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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today a vet compared jailbreak's fur to an angora rabbit's, in case anyone was wondering how soft he is
a chaotic black cat with one yellow eye yells through a cat carrier on the way home from an emergency vet visit for what turned out to be "his own luxurious angora rabbit-like fur formed a weird poop braid that got stuck part-way out his ass"
August 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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actual emails from the social security administration are completely indiscernible from spam and are outright propaganda. evil.
a screenshot of the body of a propaganda email from the u.s. social security administration. subject: Social Security Applauds Passage of Legislation Providing Historic Tax Relief for Seniors Body: The Social Security Administration (SSA) is celebrating the passage of the One Big, Beautiful Bill, a landmark piece of legislation that delivers long-awaited tax relief to millions of older Americans. The bill ensures that nearly 90% of Social Security beneficiaries will no longer pay federal income taxes on their benefits, providing meaningful and immediate relief to seniors who have spent a lifetime contributing to our nation's economy. “This is a historic step forward for America’s seniors,” said Social Security Commissioner Frank Bisignano. “For nearly 90 years, Social Security has been a cornerstone of economic security for older Americans. By significantly reducing the tax burden on benefits, this legislation reaffirms President Trump’s promise to protect Social Security and helps ensure that seniors can better enjoy the retirement they’ve earned." The new law includes a provision that eliminates federal income taxes on Social Security benefits for most beneficiaries, providing relief to individuals and couples. Additionally, it provides an enhanced deduction for taxpayers aged 65 and older, ensuring that retirees can keep more of what they have earned. Social Security remains committed to providing timely, accurate information to the public and will continue working closely with federal partners to ensure beneficiaries understand how this legislation may affect them.
July 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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they made a life-size pillow out of biscuit
an orange cat caught mid-bath with his arm resting on his side in a goofy way is the little spoon to a similarly-colored-and-sized pillow made to look like a croissant
June 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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goblin of the year 2024 has finally been declared, folks
January 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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do you guys think biscuit is nice?
December 1, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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Hehe it’s me
November 26, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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everyone say “good morning jailbreak”
A fluffy black cat with one eye stares vacantly, head empty
November 24, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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Absolutely some of the shapes
November 24, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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you ever encounter a phrase that then loops through your head every three days until you die
November 23, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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Duality
November 23, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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can you believe this man is officially eight years old
September 14, 2023 at 1:34 PM