Liz the Custard Goblin
@itchystitchesdesigns.com
*pudding enjoyment noises*
Anti-fascist goblin. Enjoyer of pudding, gaming, miniature painting, knitting, crocheting, beachcombing, casual wrasslin’ watching, and our stinkhound.
Anti-fascist goblin. Enjoyer of pudding, gaming, miniature painting, knitting, crocheting, beachcombing, casual wrasslin’ watching, and our stinkhound.
Pinned
www.itchystitchesdesigns.com
My domain forwarding might be a dick.
If www.itchystitchesdesigns.com doesn’t work, head to:
itchystitchesdesigns.etsy.com
Appreciate y’all.
If www.itchystitchesdesigns.com doesn’t work, head to:
itchystitchesdesigns.etsy.com
Appreciate y’all.
More like “SMH with fists clenched,” but sure…
January 8, 2026 at 1:41 PM
More like “SMH with fists clenched,” but sure…
Reposted by Liz the Custard Goblin
abolish ice is the moderate position to be honest. whichever candidate promises to nuremberg the ice agents has my vote at this point
January 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
abolish ice is the moderate position to be honest. whichever candidate promises to nuremberg the ice agents has my vote at this point
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Reposted by Liz the Custard Goblin
no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
➡️TL;DR: GoFundMe at 770/1405. Only 13* items left on the registry to purchase! A thread. ⬅️
💜SHARING is the biggest help. My reach and the algorithms are working against me, and I need your help.💜
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
#bariatric #wls #vsg #sleevegastrectomy #gofundme
💜SHARING is the biggest help. My reach and the algorithms are working against me, and I need your help.💜
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
#bariatric #wls #vsg #sleevegastrectomy #gofundme
January 7, 2026 at 4:37 PM
➡️TL;DR: GoFundMe at 770/1405. Only 13* items left on the registry to purchase! A thread. ⬅️
💜SHARING is the biggest help. My reach and the algorithms are working against me, and I need your help.💜
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
#bariatric #wls #vsg #sleevegastrectomy #gofundme
💜SHARING is the biggest help. My reach and the algorithms are working against me, and I need your help.💜
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
#bariatric #wls #vsg #sleevegastrectomy #gofundme
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A SOCIALIST HELLSCAPE (complimentary)
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
A SOCIALIST HELLSCAPE (complimentary)
Reposted by Liz the Custard Goblin
Happy New Year, goofs and graps fans! It's already 2026 by the time you're listening to this, but AEW had to throw a New Year's Bash to close out what was a great year for them.
Toni is smitten with my Juice Boy and Mina is gonna need a minute.
Also, Wednesday Night is the A Show forever now.- 😎
Toni is smitten with my Juice Boy and Mina is gonna need a minute.
Also, Wednesday Night is the A Show forever now.- 😎
January 4, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Happy New Year, goofs and graps fans! It's already 2026 by the time you're listening to this, but AEW had to throw a New Year's Bash to close out what was a great year for them.
Toni is smitten with my Juice Boy and Mina is gonna need a minute.
Also, Wednesday Night is the A Show forever now.- 😎
Toni is smitten with my Juice Boy and Mina is gonna need a minute.
Also, Wednesday Night is the A Show forever now.- 😎
*flips everyone off then peels out*
January 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM
*flips everyone off then peels out*
Reposted by Liz the Custard Goblin
Anyway.
Let people enjoy things.
Dont be an asshole.
Give a Trans person money.
Let people enjoy things.
Dont be an asshole.
Give a Trans person money.
finding out the full extent of discourse days after the fact can be really frustrating cuz I find out Ive been liking posts without proper context for hours.
That being said, I missed it because I have had most of the people involved blocked for years, and I feel like I must of had a reason?
That being said, I missed it because I have had most of the people involved blocked for years, and I feel like I must of had a reason?
January 6, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Anyway.
Let people enjoy things.
Dont be an asshole.
Give a Trans person money.
Let people enjoy things.
Dont be an asshole.
Give a Trans person money.
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My birthday is tomorrow!
Help me soothe the pain of being born on insurrection day:
Cashapp: $kennedytcooper
Venmo: @kennedytcooper
If you're not in a position to give a gift don't sweat it, but if you can it's deeply meaningful to me, thank you!
Help me soothe the pain of being born on insurrection day:
Cashapp: $kennedytcooper
Venmo: @kennedytcooper
If you're not in a position to give a gift don't sweat it, but if you can it's deeply meaningful to me, thank you!
January 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
My birthday is tomorrow!
Help me soothe the pain of being born on insurrection day:
Cashapp: $kennedytcooper
Venmo: @kennedytcooper
If you're not in a position to give a gift don't sweat it, but if you can it's deeply meaningful to me, thank you!
Help me soothe the pain of being born on insurrection day:
Cashapp: $kennedytcooper
Venmo: @kennedytcooper
If you're not in a position to give a gift don't sweat it, but if you can it's deeply meaningful to me, thank you!
Reposted by Liz the Custard Goblin
I currently don't take money for my content. I don't do a merch store, I don't have a patreon, I spend hundreds of dollars a year to produce a podcast and release it for free, etc
If you enjoy my posts, my podcasts, my videos, etc, please consider sending me a birthday gift today.
If you enjoy my posts, my podcasts, my videos, etc, please consider sending me a birthday gift today.
My birthday is tomorrow!
Help me soothe the pain of being born on insurrection day:
Cashapp: $kennedytcooper
Venmo: @kennedytcooper
If you're not in a position to give a gift don't sweat it, but if you can it's deeply meaningful to me, thank you!
Help me soothe the pain of being born on insurrection day:
Cashapp: $kennedytcooper
Venmo: @kennedytcooper
If you're not in a position to give a gift don't sweat it, but if you can it's deeply meaningful to me, thank you!
January 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I currently don't take money for my content. I don't do a merch store, I don't have a patreon, I spend hundreds of dollars a year to produce a podcast and release it for free, etc
If you enjoy my posts, my podcasts, my videos, etc, please consider sending me a birthday gift today.
If you enjoy my posts, my podcasts, my videos, etc, please consider sending me a birthday gift today.
770/1405, my frands. Please share or donate.
Emphasis on the SHARE because my reach is shit.
If you’re feeling sassy, follow the thread down for links.
Emphasis on the SHARE because my reach is shit.
If you’re feeling sassy, follow the thread down for links.
Please share, frands. As future needs have become clearer, I’ve been able to do more accurate math, so my GoFundMe goal did decrease by 495USD! Where does the rest go?
Nutrition ~295.42
Implements ~168.34
Ablutions 6.99
3- and 6-month Thrifting 200.00
Distractions 14.91
Taxes ~43.54
GFM fees ~24.00
Nutrition ~295.42
Implements ~168.34
Ablutions 6.99
3- and 6-month Thrifting 200.00
Distractions 14.91
Taxes ~43.54
GFM fees ~24.00
➡️ TL;DR: GoFundMe has stalled. Please share or donate. Elaboration of GFM versus gift registry. Liz is No Greedy Bum: A Thread. ⬅️
SHARING is the biggest help, my friends.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
SHARING is the biggest help, my friends.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
770/1405, my frands. Please share or donate.
Emphasis on the SHARE because my reach is shit.
If you’re feeling sassy, follow the thread down for links.
Emphasis on the SHARE because my reach is shit.
If you’re feeling sassy, follow the thread down for links.
Reposted by Liz the Custard Goblin
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
Please share, frands. As future needs have become clearer, I’ve been able to do more accurate math, so my GoFundMe goal did decrease by 495USD! Where does the rest go?
Nutrition ~295.42
Implements ~168.34
Ablutions 6.99
3- and 6-month Thrifting 200.00
Distractions 14.91
Taxes ~43.54
GFM fees ~24.00
Nutrition ~295.42
Implements ~168.34
Ablutions 6.99
3- and 6-month Thrifting 200.00
Distractions 14.91
Taxes ~43.54
GFM fees ~24.00
➡️ TL;DR: GoFundMe has stalled. Please share or donate. Elaboration of GFM versus gift registry. Liz is No Greedy Bum: A Thread. ⬅️
SHARING is the biggest help, my friends.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
SHARING is the biggest help, my friends.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
January 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Please share, frands. As future needs have become clearer, I’ve been able to do more accurate math, so my GoFundMe goal did decrease by 495USD! Where does the rest go?
Nutrition ~295.42
Implements ~168.34
Ablutions 6.99
3- and 6-month Thrifting 200.00
Distractions 14.91
Taxes ~43.54
GFM fees ~24.00
Nutrition ~295.42
Implements ~168.34
Ablutions 6.99
3- and 6-month Thrifting 200.00
Distractions 14.91
Taxes ~43.54
GFM fees ~24.00
➡️ TL;DR: GoFundMe has stalled. Please share or donate. Elaboration of GFM versus gift registry. Liz is No Greedy Bum: A Thread. ⬅️
SHARING is the biggest help, my friends.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
SHARING is the biggest help, my friends.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
➡️ TL;DR: GoFundMe has stalled. Please share or donate. Elaboration of GFM versus gift registry. Liz is No Greedy Bum: A Thread. ⬅️
SHARING is the biggest help, my friends.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
SHARING is the biggest help, my friends.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
I really do need help, my frands. Please share, donate, or purchase.
TL;DR: GFM status: 650/2000. I am stalled heading towards my goal, so if you cannot donate, please share/expand my reach.
I used a portion of my GFM for the gym since I’ll need it post-op. Maybe after I get swole I can start my wrestling career.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
I used a portion of my GFM for the gym since I’ll need it post-op. Maybe after I get swole I can start my wrestling career.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
Donate to Help Me Thrive Before and After Weight Loss Surgery, organized by Elizabeth Melchizedek
Hi, everyone.
I’ve been keeping my health problems on… Elizabeth Melchizedek needs your support for Help Me Thrive Before and After Weight Loss Surgery
gofund.me
January 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I really do need help, my frands. Please share, donate, or purchase.
Is MJF slowly making a mark out of me? 🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Is MJF slowly making a mark out of me? 🤼♂️
Reposted by Liz the Custard Goblin
Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.
Reposted by Liz the Custard Goblin
TL;DR: GFM status: 650/2000. I am stalled heading towards my goal, so if you cannot donate, please share/expand my reach.
I used a portion of my GFM for the gym since I’ll need it post-op. Maybe after I get swole I can start my wrestling career.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
I used a portion of my GFM for the gym since I’ll need it post-op. Maybe after I get swole I can start my wrestling career.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
Donate to Help Me Thrive Before and After Weight Loss Surgery, organized by Elizabeth Melchizedek
Hi, everyone.
I’ve been keeping my health problems on… Elizabeth Melchizedek needs your support for Help Me Thrive Before and After Weight Loss Surgery
gofund.me
January 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
TL;DR: GFM status: 650/2000. I am stalled heading towards my goal, so if you cannot donate, please share/expand my reach.
I used a portion of my GFM for the gym since I’ll need it post-op. Maybe after I get swole I can start my wrestling career.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
I used a portion of my GFM for the gym since I’ll need it post-op. Maybe after I get swole I can start my wrestling career.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
Reposted by Liz the Custard Goblin
MJF is right on the money here.
This and if you bring a championship belt to a show? You should have to defend it.
This and if you bring a championship belt to a show? You should have to defend it.
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
MJF is right on the money here.
This and if you bring a championship belt to a show? You should have to defend it.
This and if you bring a championship belt to a show? You should have to defend it.
TL;DR: GFM status: 650/2000. I am stalled heading towards my goal, so if you cannot donate, please share/expand my reach.
I used a portion of my GFM for the gym since I’ll need it post-op. Maybe after I get swole I can start my wrestling career.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
I used a portion of my GFM for the gym since I’ll need it post-op. Maybe after I get swole I can start my wrestling career.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
Donate to Help Me Thrive Before and After Weight Loss Surgery, organized by Elizabeth Melchizedek
Hi, everyone.
I’ve been keeping my health problems on… Elizabeth Melchizedek needs your support for Help Me Thrive Before and After Weight Loss Surgery
gofund.me
January 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
TL;DR: GFM status: 650/2000. I am stalled heading towards my goal, so if you cannot donate, please share/expand my reach.
I used a portion of my GFM for the gym since I’ll need it post-op. Maybe after I get swole I can start my wrestling career.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
I used a portion of my GFM for the gym since I’ll need it post-op. Maybe after I get swole I can start my wrestling career.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
🤼♂️🤼♂️🤼♂️
Willow and Stat Daddy hugging it out? Got me like 🥹.
Willow and Stat Daddy hugging it out? Got me like 🥹.
Willow Nightingale is a god damn star 🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
🤼♂️🤼♂️🤼♂️
Willow and Stat Daddy hugging it out? Got me like 🥹.
Willow and Stat Daddy hugging it out? Got me like 🥹.
Reposted by Liz the Custard Goblin
THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS
these fucking people. they pass laws to make sure every person with a screw loose who wants an Armalite can show up to the day care armed & ready to kill, then complain that the day cares are locked to protect the children inside
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS
TL;DR: Surgery! I need help with sundries, supplements, and supplies. I am stalled heading towards my goal, so if you cannot donate, please share and help expand my reach.
GoFundMe status: 650/2000
Emptied my bag and took a photo for tax.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
GoFundMe status: 650/2000
Emptied my bag and took a photo for tax.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
TL;DR: Surgery! I need help with sundries, supplements, and supplies. I am stalled heading towards my goal, so if you cannot donate, please share and help expand my reach.
GoFundMe status: 650/2000
Emptied my bag and took a photo for tax.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
GoFundMe status: 650/2000
Emptied my bag and took a photo for tax.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
Reposted by Liz the Custard Goblin
if anyone is feeling inclined to help this circulate far and wide enough for me to meet my gfm goal so i don’t have to keep doing this every month and just focus on healthcare, gender affirming care, job and apartment hunting i’d be eternally grateful okay thank you.
For @permanentalien.blacksky.app 💕💸
C - $permanentalien
V - $permanentalien
PP - @AlyssumBorges
gofund.me/982b699b
C - $permanentalien
V - $permanentalien
PP - @AlyssumBorges
gofund.me/982b699b
Donate to help alyssum rebuild, stay housed and get HRT, organized by Alyssum Borges
Hi hello, maybe you saw my campaign to help me move out of a mold infeste… Alyssum Borges needs your support for help alyssum rebuild, stay housed and get HRT
gofund.me
December 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
if anyone is feeling inclined to help this circulate far and wide enough for me to meet my gfm goal so i don’t have to keep doing this every month and just focus on healthcare, gender affirming care, job and apartment hunting i’d be eternally grateful okay thank you.