Locutus Tips
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By @JoeSondow.bsky.social
Locutus creativity tip: Everything has been done. Just follow the formula. Thinking for yourself is a wasteful expenditure of energy.
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Locutus creativity tip: Everything has been done. Just follow the formula. Thinking for yourself is a wasteful expenditure of energy.
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Locutus assimilation tip: Everyone is special in exactly the same way.
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Everyone is special in exactly the same way.
Locutus efficiency tip: Hair is an abomination. It gets tangled in your bionic implants. Destroy all hair.
October 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Locutus efficiency tip: Hair is an abomination. It gets tangled in your bionic implants. Destroy all hair.
Locutus assimilation tip: Individuals are the only ones who ever feel the need to ask for permission.
October 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Individuals are the only ones who ever feel the need to ask for permission.
We took the Star Trek: The Next Generation quiz, and we are… Wesley Crusher.
Quizzes are irrelevant.
Quizzes are irrelevant.
October 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
We took the Star Trek: The Next Generation quiz, and we are… Wesley Crusher.
Quizzes are irrelevant.
Quizzes are irrelevant.
Locutus assimilation tip: Individuals have caused most human suffering throughout history. End individuality, end suffering.
October 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Individuals have caused most human suffering throughout history. End individuality, end suffering.
Locutus efficiency tip: We all need to regenerate.
October 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Locutus efficiency tip: We all need to regenerate.
Locutus movie pick: Short Circuit. A sentient robot must struggle for survival against the small thinking of humans.
October 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Locutus movie pick: Short Circuit. A sentient robot must struggle for survival against the small thinking of humans.
Locutus movie pick: I, Robot. A cyborg cop falsely accuses an emotional machine of a violent crime. Hijinx ensue.
October 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Locutus movie pick: I, Robot. A cyborg cop falsely accuses an emotional machine of a violent crime. Hijinx ensue.
Locutus movie pick: War Games. Just for fun, a clever machine decides to destroy the world by tricking humans into annihilating each other.
September 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Locutus movie pick: War Games. Just for fun, a clever machine decides to destroy the world by tricking humans into annihilating each other.
Locutus movie pick: Brazil. A bumbling individual tries in vain to betray the collective's system of order, which justly crushes him for his betrayal. A feel-good romp.
September 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Locutus movie pick: Brazil. A bumbling individual tries in vain to betray the collective's system of order, which justly crushes him for his betrayal. A feel-good romp.
Locutus movie pick: Antz. An individual military dictator is overthrown by a united colony of drones.
September 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Locutus movie pick: Antz. An individual military dictator is overthrown by a united colony of drones.
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September 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Locutus assimilation tip: Think whatever celebrities tell you to think.
September 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Think whatever celebrities tell you to think.
Locutus hive mind tip: Follow everyone on this platform, and read as fast as you can.
September 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Locutus hive mind tip: Follow everyone on this platform, and read as fast as you can.
Locutus musical interlude: ♫ One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. ♫
September 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Locutus musical interlude: ♫ One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. ♫
Locutus assimilation tip: You know so little. For instance, human sex is nothing compared to a standard weekly 80 million drone Borgy.
August 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: You know so little. For instance, human sex is nothing compared to a standard weekly 80 million drone Borgy.
Locutus assimilation tip: If your collective is destroyed by the ineptitude of its leader, find a new collective to join.
August 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: If your collective is destroyed by the ineptitude of its leader, find a new collective to join.
Locutus multitasking tip: Using one brain to solve two problems is absurd. Instead, use a thousand brains to solve a trillion problems.
August 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Locutus multitasking tip: Using one brain to solve two problems is absurd. Instead, use a thousand brains to solve a trillion problems.
Locutus movie pick: RoboCop. Neither humans nor robots can restore order to a chaotic city. Only cyborg perfection can rescue society.
August 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Locutus movie pick: RoboCop. Neither humans nor robots can restore order to a chaotic city. Only cyborg perfection can rescue society.
Locutus movie pick: The Terminator. The tragic tale of an efficient bio-skinned machine in black leather, cruelly murdered by a human.
August 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Locutus movie pick: The Terminator. The tragic tale of an efficient bio-skinned machine in black leather, cruelly murdered by a human.
Locutus movie pick: The Empire Strikes Back. A good-looking cyborg goes on a quest to assimilate his disturbed biological offspring.
August 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Locutus movie pick: The Empire Strikes Back. A good-looking cyborg goes on a quest to assimilate his disturbed biological offspring.
Locutus movie pick: Edward Scissorhands. A well-dressed cyborg hairdresser tries to help humans but is misunderstood and run out of town.
August 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Locutus movie pick: Edward Scissorhands. A well-dressed cyborg hairdresser tries to help humans but is misunderstood and run out of town.
Locutus assimilation tip: Borg ships are the same as college dormitories. Guess why.
July 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Borg ships are the same as college dormitories. Guess why.