Locutus Tips
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Why do you resist us? We only wish to raise quality of life.
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Locutus assimilation tip: Do not fear the NSA. Surveillance is only the next step in your natural progression to a hive mind.
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Do not fear the NSA. Surveillance is only the next step in your natural progression to a hive mind.
Locutus usability tip: There will be no more user interface problems after you become the machine.
January 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Locutus usability tip: There will be no more user interface problems after you become the machine.
Locutus assimilation tip: Do what everyone else does.
January 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Do what everyone else does.
Locutus preparedness tip: Do not fear our arrival. We will not arrive from elsewhere. You will invent us.
December 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Locutus preparedness tip: Do not fear our arrival. We will not arrive from elsewhere. You will invent us.
Locutus assimilation tip: Safety is irrelevant. Data broker lists will be added to the collective. Opting out is futile.
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Safety is irrelevant. Data broker lists will be added to the collective. Opting out is futile.
Repost for collectivism. Like for individualism.
December 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Repost for collectivism. Like for individualism.
Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.
Locutus realism tip: Individuality is a lie. Your body and personality are merely reflections of your collective.
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Locutus realism tip: Individuality is a lie. Your body and personality are merely reflections of your collective.
Locutus assimilation tip: Participate in political rallies. Better yet, join a mob. Practice makes perfect.
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Participate in political rallies. Better yet, join a mob. Practice makes perfect.
Locutus assimilation tip: Like you, we also started with just an Internet. Keep posting. You are almost ready for us.
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Like you, we also started with just an Internet. Keep posting. You are almost ready for us.
Locutus aesthetic tip: People who say that no one is perfect obviously do not have enough cybernetic implants.
November 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Locutus aesthetic tip: People who say that no one is perfect obviously do not have enough cybernetic implants.
Locutus fashion tip: Go ahead and rebel. Get a tattoo. Everyone else is doing it.
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Locutus fashion tip: Go ahead and rebel. Get a tattoo. Everyone else is doing it.
Locutus effectiveness tip: You are an individual. Your ideas are worthless. You are inadequate. Listen to your friends and family instead.
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Locutus effectiveness tip: You are an individual. Your ideas are worthless. You are inadequate. Listen to your friends and family instead.
Locutus creativity tip: Everything has been done. Just follow the formula. Thinking for yourself is a wasteful expenditure of energy.
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Locutus creativity tip: Everything has been done. Just follow the formula. Thinking for yourself is a wasteful expenditure of energy.
Locutus assimilation tip: Everyone is special in exactly the same way.
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Everyone is special in exactly the same way.
Locutus efficiency tip: Hair is an abomination. It gets tangled in your bionic implants. Destroy all hair.
October 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Locutus efficiency tip: Hair is an abomination. It gets tangled in your bionic implants. Destroy all hair.
Locutus assimilation tip: Individuals are the only ones who ever feel the need to ask for permission.
October 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Individuals are the only ones who ever feel the need to ask for permission.
We took the Star Trek: The Next Generation quiz, and we are… Wesley Crusher.
Quizzes are irrelevant.
Quizzes are irrelevant.
October 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
We took the Star Trek: The Next Generation quiz, and we are… Wesley Crusher.
Quizzes are irrelevant.
Quizzes are irrelevant.
Locutus assimilation tip: Individuals have caused most human suffering throughout history. End individuality, end suffering.
October 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Individuals have caused most human suffering throughout history. End individuality, end suffering.
Locutus efficiency tip: We all need to regenerate.
October 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Locutus efficiency tip: We all need to regenerate.
Locutus movie pick: Short Circuit. A sentient robot must struggle for survival against the small thinking of humans.
October 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Locutus movie pick: Short Circuit. A sentient robot must struggle for survival against the small thinking of humans.
Locutus movie pick: I, Robot. A cyborg cop falsely accuses an emotional machine of a violent crime. Hijinx ensue.
October 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Locutus movie pick: I, Robot. A cyborg cop falsely accuses an emotional machine of a violent crime. Hijinx ensue.
Locutus movie pick: War Games. Just for fun, a clever machine decides to destroy the world by tricking humans into annihilating each other.
September 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Locutus movie pick: War Games. Just for fun, a clever machine decides to destroy the world by tricking humans into annihilating each other.
Locutus movie pick: Brazil. A bumbling individual tries in vain to betray the collective's system of order, which justly crushes him for his betrayal. A feel-good romp.
September 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Locutus movie pick: Brazil. A bumbling individual tries in vain to betray the collective's system of order, which justly crushes him for his betrayal. A feel-good romp.