Isaac (professional dumbass)
@isaactheegreat.bsky.social
15, he/him.
Current artist dives:
The 365 Project
Bad Religion
Built to Spill
Pavement
Ramleh
They Might Be Giants
Current box sets:
Merzbow - Merzbox
Current artist dives:
The 365 Project
Bad Religion
Built to Spill
Pavement
Ramleh
They Might Be Giants
Current box sets:
Merzbow - Merzbox
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You're a human trafficker, Charlie Brown
Wikipedia is great because it's the only place where you'll ever see the sentence "Bitch wine".
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Wikipedia is great because it's the only place where you'll ever see the sentence "Bitch wine".
I don't like making fun of people for how they look but I find it extremely ironic that republicans mock trans people for their looks when the average republican looks like a microwaved Barbie doll
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I don't like making fun of people for how they look but I find it extremely ironic that republicans mock trans people for their looks when the average republican looks like a microwaved Barbie doll
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
Why is this ad I got on reddit stretched out like a moistcr1tikal thumbnail
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Why is this ad I got on reddit stretched out like a moistcr1tikal thumbnail
I fucking hate life sometimes. I spent, like, 3 days looking for a notebook I like to doodle in while I'm at school, and after giving up hope, it turned out to be under some shit.
God is real, and he's a total bitch.
God is real, and he's a total bitch.
December 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I fucking hate life sometimes. I spent, like, 3 days looking for a notebook I like to doodle in while I'm at school, and after giving up hope, it turned out to be under some shit.
God is real, and he's a total bitch.
God is real, and he's a total bitch.
If being cool was a crime, I would be arrested.
Not because I'm cool, but because I smuggled drugs across the Canadian border.
Not because I'm cool, but because I smuggled drugs across the Canadian border.
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 AM
If being cool was a crime, I would be arrested.
Not because I'm cool, but because I smuggled drugs across the Canadian border.
Not because I'm cool, but because I smuggled drugs across the Canadian border.
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Come on Eileen is the perfect example of why commas are important
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Come on Eileen is the perfect example of why commas are important
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
I hate living in America it's just like a south park episode
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I hate living in America it's just like a south park episode
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I will not tolerate Float On slander. Your days are numbered.
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I will not tolerate Float On slander. Your days are numbered.
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I find it funny that the week multiple people make hit pieces criticizing me is also the week I have some pretty successful vids.
Almost like they...don't actually matter. A revelation.
Almost like they...don't actually matter. A revelation.
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I find it funny that the week multiple people make hit pieces criticizing me is also the week I have some pretty successful vids.
Almost like they...don't actually matter. A revelation.
Almost like they...don't actually matter. A revelation.
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*wake up - play air drums*
youtu.be/IG_VDj8Eh_g
youtu.be/IG_VDj8Eh_g
Owner of a Lonely Heart
YouTube video by Yes - Topic
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November 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
*wake up - play air drums*
youtu.be/IG_VDj8Eh_g
youtu.be/IG_VDj8Eh_g
You're a human trafficker, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You're a human trafficker, Charlie Brown
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You’ll never guess what this bizarre reply is in response to
It would be wise if you to hold your tongue.
I don't give a shit about your political ideology. But from one man to another, keep your shit together my dude.
The big event has yet to happen. And you absolutely need to be solid to handle it.
I don't give a shit about your political ideology. But from one man to another, keep your shit together my dude.
The big event has yet to happen. And you absolutely need to be solid to handle it.
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You’ll never guess what this bizarre reply is in response to
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I've never stolen from a store cause I am a pussy
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I've never stolen from a store cause I am a pussy
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Leavitt: He calls women "pigs", veterans "suckers", Mexicans "rapists and murderers", and murderers "my friend." People love his honesty.
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Leavitt: He calls women "pigs", veterans "suckers", Mexicans "rapists and murderers", and murderers "my friend." People love his honesty.
You're not a real man unless you die high on meth in a police car chase while Free Bird is playing.
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
You're not a real man unless you die high on meth in a police car chase while Free Bird is playing.
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The right hates when women are educated.
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
The right hates when women are educated.
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The other day one of the little Gen-Zs in my improv class unleashed what was quite possibly the most searing indictment on my person I have ever received.
He looked at me, square in the face, and without a shred of irony or malice said "You look like the kinda guy who likes Bojack Horseman."
He looked at me, square in the face, and without a shred of irony or malice said "You look like the kinda guy who likes Bojack Horseman."
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The other day one of the little Gen-Zs in my improv class unleashed what was quite possibly the most searing indictment on my person I have ever received.
He looked at me, square in the face, and without a shred of irony or malice said "You look like the kinda guy who likes Bojack Horseman."
He looked at me, square in the face, and without a shred of irony or malice said "You look like the kinda guy who likes Bojack Horseman."
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Pam Bondi is going to Hell.
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Pam Bondi is going to Hell.
Usually I'm not one to complain about old people, but there absolutely should be an age limit to the US presidency. Like how you need to be 35 or older to run for office, you shouldn't be able to run if you're older than 70.
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Usually I'm not one to complain about old people, but there absolutely should be an age limit to the US presidency. Like how you need to be 35 or older to run for office, you shouldn't be able to run if you're older than 70.
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trogdor and strong bad still being relevant to Gen-Z has made this elder millennial’s day
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
trogdor and strong bad still being relevant to Gen-Z has made this elder millennial’s day