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Adamant defender of the Oxford comma. Em dash evangelist. Xennial geek masquerading as an Adult™️. Actually a bunch of cats stacked on top of each other in a trench coat.
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Pinned
Satire should unionize.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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Dashiell Hammett's The Thin Man is going into the public domain on January 1st in case anyone wants to make a horror film about an adorably drunk couple and their dog chasing, like, a killer clown or something.
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Dashiell Hammett's The Thin Man is going into the public domain on January 1st in case anyone wants to make a horror film about an adorably drunk couple and their dog chasing, like, a killer clown or something.
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Here is my Bond idea: I'm imagining a Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead treatment, where the Bond movie is background to two hapless MI5 newbies.
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Here is my Bond idea: I'm imagining a Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead treatment, where the Bond movie is background to two hapless MI5 newbies.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
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If you have a regional accent, please never try to get rid of it. Accents tell stories.
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If you have a regional accent, please never try to get rid of it. Accents tell stories.
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This is Just to Say
I have ruined
the workplace
with my very presence
and which
you were probably
using
for bro time
Forgive me
it’s like a
Montessori preschool
in here now
I have ruined
the workplace
with my very presence
and which
you were probably
using
for bro time
Forgive me
it’s like a
Montessori preschool
in here now
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This is Just to Say
I have ruined
the workplace
with my very presence
and which
you were probably
using
for bro time
Forgive me
it’s like a
Montessori preschool
in here now
I have ruined
the workplace
with my very presence
and which
you were probably
using
for bro time
Forgive me
it’s like a
Montessori preschool
in here now
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What oddly menacing punctuation
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
What oddly menacing punctuation
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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
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Forgot that punchbowl was some kinda news site so for a few seconds I thought wow that must have been a pretty crazy accident
*DICK CHENEY DEAD AT 84: PUNCHBOWL
November 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Forgot that punchbowl was some kinda news site so for a few seconds I thought wow that must have been a pretty crazy accident
Going to start referring to my frustration with AI as being at the Emma Thompson level of frustration.
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Going to start referring to my frustration with AI as being at the Emma Thompson level of frustration.
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
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my pumkin
he is everything
he is everything
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
my pumkin
he is everything
he is everything
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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*bravely* I think they shouldn't have blown up the chicken man in Philly last night
October 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
*bravely* I think they shouldn't have blown up the chicken man in Philly last night
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A weapon... to surpass Metal Gear
October 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
A weapon... to surpass Metal Gear
Someone called me a Copyright Witch today.
October 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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As anti-abortion mis and disinformation continues to rise on the internet, anti-abortion pregnancy centers now have the opportunity to weaponize generative artificial intelligence (AI) to do their bidding. Read more here: reproaction.org/anti-abortio...
Yikes, An Anti-Abortion AI Chatbot Wants to Talk To “Abortion Minded Women”
Choose Life Marketing, a company that creates resources for anti-abortion organizations and pregnancy centers, has launched their own AI Chatbot called Olive.
reproaction.org
October 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
As anti-abortion mis and disinformation continues to rise on the internet, anti-abortion pregnancy centers now have the opportunity to weaponize generative artificial intelligence (AI) to do their bidding. Read more here: reproaction.org/anti-abortio...
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This hits a lot of the notes I've been shouting from the rooftops: the frictionlessness of both producing and consuming slop, and the value of labor as friction that lets us slow down and think. Rather than "unlocking creativity" it's rendering our collective creativity down into a big vat of slop.
Hi. I wrote an essay about AI slop: How it feels like an invasive species for the internet. How its boosters describe building a future that’s devoid of craft. How frictionlessness can be nihilistic & how this stuff seems to leach part of our shared humanity out of the world. I hope you'll read it.
AI’s Invasive Species
The slop is winning.
www.theatlantic.com
October 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This hits a lot of the notes I've been shouting from the rooftops: the frictionlessness of both producing and consuming slop, and the value of labor as friction that lets us slow down and think. Rather than "unlocking creativity" it's rendering our collective creativity down into a big vat of slop.
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I really need more people to see Dracula A.D. 1972, a Hammer film that truly has it all. Cushing and Lee, Dracula in Mod London, the lead actress is Dylan's mom from 90210.
October 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I really need more people to see Dracula A.D. 1972, a Hammer film that truly has it all. Cushing and Lee, Dracula in Mod London, the lead actress is Dylan's mom from 90210.
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A cartoon by Asher Perlman. #NewYorkerCartoons
See more cartoons from this week’s issue: https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/pEDcks
See more cartoons from this week’s issue: https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/pEDcks
October 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A cartoon by Asher Perlman. #NewYorkerCartoons
See more cartoons from this week’s issue: https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/pEDcks
See more cartoons from this week’s issue: https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/pEDcks
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Love how file sharing was framed as stealing but a comparable situation where the only meaningful difference is that tech industrialists get rich is not supposed to be stealing.
So it's only individual consumers who steal, and who they steal from is not artists but in fact tech industrialists.
So it's only individual consumers who steal, and who they steal from is not artists but in fact tech industrialists.
October 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Love how file sharing was framed as stealing but a comparable situation where the only meaningful difference is that tech industrialists get rich is not supposed to be stealing.
So it's only individual consumers who steal, and who they steal from is not artists but in fact tech industrialists.
So it's only individual consumers who steal, and who they steal from is not artists but in fact tech industrialists.