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Professional Seahawks armchair analyst. Amateur Dad trying to grind tape in between diaper changes.
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3 minutes of Tariq Woolen in coverage (2024)
Good news: Kubiak didn’t cancel the AZ interview so the Raiders job isn’t accepted yet
My cope: Kubiak will wait until after the Super Bowl to make a final decision. Maybe if we win he will have a moment of clarity that Seattle is home for his career and family
My cope: Kubiak will wait until after the Super Bowl to make a final decision. Maybe if we win he will have a moment of clarity that Seattle is home for his career and family
The Raiders have completed a second interview with Klint Kubiak for their head coach opening.
February 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Good news: Kubiak didn’t cancel the AZ interview so the Raiders job isn’t accepted yet
My cope: Kubiak will wait until after the Super Bowl to make a final decision. Maybe if we win he will have a moment of clarity that Seattle is home for his career and family
My cope: Kubiak will wait until after the Super Bowl to make a final decision. Maybe if we win he will have a moment of clarity that Seattle is home for his career and family
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Seth Wickersham from the top rope
February 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Seth Wickersham from the top rope
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looks like the plane ended up being sold to someone else www.thedailybeast.com/buyer-of-jef...
Buyer of Jeffrey Epstein’s Gulfstream Jet Regrets His Purchase
A man who allegedly bought Epstein’s Gulfstream says the plane’s value has been “damaged by the stigma.”
www.thedailybeast.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:46 AM
looks like the plane ended up being sold to someone else www.thedailybeast.com/buyer-of-jef...
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For half a decade, Quandre Diggs terrorized quarterbacks as a ball-hawking weapon in the #Seahawks’ secondary.
Now on the practice squad in his second stint with the team, he’s relishing the chance to win a Super Bowl ring with the team that has been his family:
https://ow.ly/QIuY50Y79eh
Now on the practice squad in his second stint with the team, he’s relishing the chance to win a Super Bowl ring with the team that has been his family:
https://ow.ly/QIuY50Y79eh
‘It’s Been Dope’: Quandre Diggs Blessed to Ride Shotgun in Seahawks’ Super Bowl Run — Emerald City Spectrum
For half a decade, Quandre Diggs terrorized quarterbacks as a ball-hawking weapon in the Seahawks’ secondary. Now on the practice squad in his second stint with the team, he’s relishing the chance to win a Super Bowl ring with the team that has been his family.
ow.ly
January 31, 2026 at 11:26 PM
For half a decade, Quandre Diggs terrorized quarterbacks as a ball-hawking weapon in the #Seahawks’ secondary.
Now on the practice squad in his second stint with the team, he’s relishing the chance to win a Super Bowl ring with the team that has been his family:
https://ow.ly/QIuY50Y79eh
Now on the practice squad in his second stint with the team, he’s relishing the chance to win a Super Bowl ring with the team that has been his family:
https://ow.ly/QIuY50Y79eh
Rickey the dog has vouched for Anthony on previous rumors and seems to be well sourced.
Kubiak sounds as good as gone.
Jody should just sign him to a max contract and let the new owner be on the hook idc (heavy cope)
Kubiak sounds as good as gone.
Jody should just sign him to a max contract and let the new owner be on the hook idc (heavy cope)
January 31, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Rickey the dog has vouched for Anthony on previous rumors and seems to be well sourced.
Kubiak sounds as good as gone.
Jody should just sign him to a max contract and let the new owner be on the hook idc (heavy cope)
Kubiak sounds as good as gone.
Jody should just sign him to a max contract and let the new owner be on the hook idc (heavy cope)
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January 31, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Brady reporting that Kubiak might not be so interested in leaving Seattle.
Probably a big reason why the raiders are blitzing the media about Kubiak being the lead candidate right now but idk
Probably a big reason why the raiders are blitzing the media about Kubiak being the lead candidate right now but idk
January 30, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Brady reporting that Kubiak might not be so interested in leaving Seattle.
Probably a big reason why the raiders are blitzing the media about Kubiak being the lead candidate right now but idk
Probably a big reason why the raiders are blitzing the media about Kubiak being the lead candidate right now but idk
No SB jersey USA250 patch discourse over here, huh?
January 30, 2026 at 12:08 AM
No SB jersey USA250 patch discourse over here, huh?
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the corners' stats against the rams per SIS' charting
January 29, 2026 at 11:37 PM
the corners' stats against the rams per SIS' charting
not really sure where this narrative about woolen losing his speed came from?? Lmao but hey, everyone is entitled to their opinion 😉
tank lawrence with the pressure + knockdown, ernest jones with the pick six. absolutely love the camera shake after the interception.
tariq woolen showing some track speed, walking everyone down on the final 60 meters.
tariq woolen showing some track speed, walking everyone down on the final 60 meters.
January 28, 2026 at 10:02 PM
not really sure where this narrative about woolen losing his speed came from?? Lmao but hey, everyone is entitled to their opinion 😉
now what the hell did i do?! i'm on here like twice a week just to check notifications lmaoooo
Don't put that fool Danchu on me, please. Thank you.
January 28, 2026 at 9:31 PM
now what the hell did i do?! i'm on here like twice a week just to check notifications lmaoooo
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It’s insane how good Murph is, I want him on this team a long long time
Byron Murphy II's drop-knee technique to hold ground and split combo blocks is so damn special and he is consistently effective with it going back to his days at Texas
January 28, 2026 at 6:40 PM
It’s insane how good Murph is, I want him on this team a long long time
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If you watch Murph during games it's unreal to see in real time
Byron Murphy II's drop-knee technique to hold ground and split combo blocks is so damn special and he is consistently effective with it going back to his days at Texas
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
If you watch Murph during games it's unreal to see in real time
Ferguson should probably ask his coach to play defense given that he keeps tackling guys from behind 😭😭
January 28, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Ferguson should probably ask his coach to play defense given that he keeps tackling guys from behind 😭😭
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been fuckin around with editing lately for something i'm planning to do and whipped this up. always wanted to do something with this song.
January 28, 2026 at 8:39 AM
been fuckin around with editing lately for something i'm planning to do and whipped this up. always wanted to do something with this song.
Tank Lawrence is a menace. Beats 3 blockers to blow up the run and Emmanwori gets a free meal in the backfield.
Ferguson literally tackles Tank in the back with arms wrapped around the waist lmfao
Ferguson literally tackles Tank in the back with arms wrapped around the waist lmfao
January 28, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Tank Lawrence is a menace. Beats 3 blockers to blow up the run and Emmanwori gets a free meal in the backfield.
Ferguson literally tackles Tank in the back with arms wrapped around the waist lmfao
Ferguson literally tackles Tank in the back with arms wrapped around the waist lmfao
Stafford's interception luck never ceases to amaze me.
His back is turned for PA and he just slings it to Parkinson without even checking to see if a defender was waiting in the hooks.
Still threads the needle into his TE's hands while Chenna had Stafford dead to rights.
His back is turned for PA and he just slings it to Parkinson without even checking to see if a defender was waiting in the hooks.
Still threads the needle into his TE's hands while Chenna had Stafford dead to rights.
January 28, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Stafford's interception luck never ceases to amaze me.
His back is turned for PA and he just slings it to Parkinson without even checking to see if a defender was waiting in the hooks.
Still threads the needle into his TE's hands while Chenna had Stafford dead to rights.
His back is turned for PA and he just slings it to Parkinson without even checking to see if a defender was waiting in the hooks.
Still threads the needle into his TE's hands while Chenna had Stafford dead to rights.
Stafford throws this in the same zipcode as his receiver and this is a Woolen INT
January 28, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Stafford throws this in the same zipcode as his receiver and this is a Woolen INT
McVay scheming up a tendency breaker in a pivotal moment after Woolen gets flagged for taunting.
Puka sells Riq by throttling down at the top of his route like another dig, but undercuts him to the corner instead. Props to Puka for not throwing his body into Riq to win the route.
Puka sells Riq by throttling down at the top of his route like another dig, but undercuts him to the corner instead. Props to Puka for not throwing his body into Riq to win the route.
January 28, 2026 at 8:22 AM
McVay scheming up a tendency breaker in a pivotal moment after Woolen gets flagged for taunting.
Puka sells Riq by throttling down at the top of his route like another dig, but undercuts him to the corner instead. Props to Puka for not throwing his body into Riq to win the route.
Puka sells Riq by throttling down at the top of his route like another dig, but undercuts him to the corner instead. Props to Puka for not throwing his body into Riq to win the route.
Puka is always throwing a shoulder or an arm into the defender when changing direction in his routes lol. Couldn't keep Woolen off him this time as he undercuts the route and nearly grabs the INT. Puka plays defense and swats it out of his hands.
January 28, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Puka is always throwing a shoulder or an arm into the defender when changing direction in his routes lol. Couldn't keep Woolen off him this time as he undercuts the route and nearly grabs the INT. Puka plays defense and swats it out of his hands.
Byron Murphy II is an ox. Stands his ground with a long-arm, then brushes off the guard once the back declares his gap and makes the tackle. Making the difficult plays look too easy.
January 28, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Byron Murphy II is an ox. Stands his ground with a long-arm, then brushes off the guard once the back declares his gap and makes the tackle. Making the difficult plays look too easy.
Stafford really wanted to throw this one to either Puka or Ferguson but I think the pressure saved him from a potential INT. Woolen had Puka capped on the go route but my gut feeling is he was trying to throw the deep out to Ferguson (Emmanwori might have had a pick six if he tried it)
January 28, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Stafford really wanted to throw this one to either Puka or Ferguson but I think the pressure saved him from a potential INT. Woolen had Puka capped on the go route but my gut feeling is he was trying to throw the deep out to Ferguson (Emmanwori might have had a pick six if he tried it)
Byron Murphy II's drop-knee technique to hold ground and split combo blocks is so damn special and he is consistently effective with it going back to his days at Texas
January 28, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Byron Murphy II's drop-knee technique to hold ground and split combo blocks is so damn special and he is consistently effective with it going back to his days at Texas