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3 minutes of Tariq Woolen in coverage (2024)
Caleb sprays the open ones a little too much for my liking. Usually the passes where he doesn’t set his feet and just launches it
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Caleb sprays the open ones a little too much for my liking. Usually the passes where he doesn’t set his feet and just launches it
Minnesota will be missing their LG and now the LT is a question? This Brosmer kid might die
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Minnesota will be missing their LG and now the LT is a question? This Brosmer kid might die
I realize nobody cares anymore but forgot to post the spread and the plate last night
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I realize nobody cares anymore but forgot to post the spread and the plate last night
About to pan sear these bad boys for some breakfast steak and eggs 😎
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
About to pan sear these bad boys for some breakfast steak and eggs 😎
Roasted garlic mashed potatoes
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Roasted garlic mashed potatoes
6.7 lbs of prime rib ready to roast
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
6.7 lbs of prime rib ready to roast
Brussels and bacon
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Brussels and bacon
Stuffing ready to bake 🫡
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Stuffing ready to bake 🫡
Micah Parsons man sheesh 😬😬
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Micah Parsons man sheesh 😬😬
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Unfortunately, local media rights prohibit any rebroadcasting of the GL Turkey Bowl™️. That being said, I was given permission to post my tracker data (game ended at 10:30).
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Unfortunately, local media rights prohibit any rebroadcasting of the GL Turkey Bowl™️. That being said, I was given permission to post my tracker data (game ended at 10:30).
Mac & cheese before before it hits the oven.
(If it don’t sound like this while you’re in it, you ain’t hittin’ it right)
(If it don’t sound like this while you’re in it, you ain’t hittin’ it right)
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Mac & cheese before before it hits the oven.
(If it don’t sound like this while you’re in it, you ain’t hittin’ it right)
(If it don’t sound like this while you’re in it, you ain’t hittin’ it right)
woolen again w c2 flat responsibility. triggers downhill once he sees the pass underneath. contains the edge and wraps up for a secure tackle in the open field. consistent trend in 2025
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
woolen again w c2 flat responsibility. triggers downhill once he sees the pass underneath. contains the edge and wraps up for a secure tackle in the open field. consistent trend in 2025
cam doing some patrick mahomes impressions
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
cam doing some patrick mahomes impressions
Woolen erases the first read and that's all the time needed for Derick Hall to get home for his first official sack of 2025
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Woolen erases the first read and that's all the time needed for Derick Hall to get home for his first official sack of 2025
drake thomas almost gave woolen another concussion. cannot be destroying your own guy like that man
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
drake thomas almost gave woolen another concussion. cannot be destroying your own guy like that man
woolen with c2 flat responsibility. good awareness and trigger to the ball. contains the edge before shooting to the hip and driving his legs thru the tackle.
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
woolen with c2 flat responsibility. good awareness and trigger to the ball. contains the edge before shooting to the hip and driving his legs thru the tackle.
uchenna nwosu looking like prime richard sherman
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
uchenna nwosu looking like prime richard sherman
Byron Murphy II, strong as shit.
(Spoon should have been credited with a half sack 🥲)
(Spoon should have been credited with a half sack 🥲)
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Byron Murphy II, strong as shit.
(Spoon should have been credited with a half sack 🥲)
(Spoon should have been credited with a half sack 🥲)
as soon as woolen IDs the screen, he comes downhill to meet the block and set the edge. when he sees the runner broke a couple tackles, he pursues across the field to catch him. high effort play.
Emmanwori with a great pursuit angle to make the tackle.
Emmanwori with a great pursuit angle to make the tackle.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
as soon as woolen IDs the screen, he comes downhill to meet the block and set the edge. when he sees the runner broke a couple tackles, he pursues across the field to catch him. high effort play.
Emmanwori with a great pursuit angle to make the tackle.
Emmanwori with a great pursuit angle to make the tackle.
Rookie Cam Ward knew better than to test Tariq on the backside dig lol.
Side note: This quarterback has some special stuff
Side note: This quarterback has some special stuff
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Rookie Cam Ward knew better than to test Tariq on the backside dig lol.
Side note: This quarterback has some special stuff
Side note: This quarterback has some special stuff
Woolen vs Dike 1:1 on a slot fade. Seatbelt.
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Woolen vs Dike 1:1 on a slot fade. Seatbelt.
warmed up costco apple pie slice with a scoop of tillamook french vanilla ice cream on top to own the libs
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
warmed up costco apple pie slice with a scoop of tillamook french vanilla ice cream on top to own the libs
seen a few reps like this where nino is robbing the deep dig and herbert is forced to keep bc its not open. coverage sack leads to a real sack.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
seen a few reps like this where nino is robbing the deep dig and herbert is forced to keep bc its not open. coverage sack leads to a real sack.
yeah man nino still got the juice. playing deep safety vs play action here with a 4.3s WR running the deep post. IDs the action quickly and finds the deep threat. walls off the wr and turns back to look for the ball as he squeezes down with contact. beautiful technique.
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
yeah man nino still got the juice. playing deep safety vs play action here with a 4.3s WR running the deep post. IDs the action quickly and finds the deep threat. walls off the wr and turns back to look for the ball as he squeezes down with contact. beautiful technique.