mushy farton
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future historians debating whether dow jones, nasdaq, and S&P 500 were three separate gods of ancient America, or just three aspects of the same god
April 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
future historians debating whether dow jones, nasdaq, and S&P 500 were three separate gods of ancient America, or just three aspects of the same god
Drinking and driving
February 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Drinking and driving
Checking this out, obviously, but also SOMEONE PLEASE BUY ME THIS.
February 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Checking this out, obviously, but also SOMEONE PLEASE BUY ME THIS.
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Me: i’ll have a coke
Waiter: is coke-of-cola okay
Me: maybe, what is that
Waiter: is coke-of-cola okay
Me: maybe, what is that
February 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Me: i’ll have a coke
Waiter: is coke-of-cola okay
Me: maybe, what is that
Waiter: is coke-of-cola okay
Me: maybe, what is that
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She remains at the top of my "women I admire" list
👑 Jane Fonda with a mic drop
"Empathy is not weak or "woke." And, by the way, "woke" just means you give a damn about other people."
"Empathy is not weak or "woke." And, by the way, "woke" just means you give a damn about other people."
February 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
She remains at the top of my "women I admire" list
I have never understood unboxing videos or the like AT ALL and always rant about how dumb they are. And then I found pin trading videos, specifically from a creator named "WDW Kevin" and I CANNOT GET ENOUGH!! #dissky
February 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I have never understood unboxing videos or the like AT ALL and always rant about how dumb they are. And then I found pin trading videos, specifically from a creator named "WDW Kevin" and I CANNOT GET ENOUGH!! #dissky
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
Jason Segel & Bill Hader were 28 & 30, respectively, when Forgetting Sarah Marshall premiered.
I have done nothing with my life.
I have done nothing with my life.
February 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Jason Segel & Bill Hader were 28 & 30, respectively, when Forgetting Sarah Marshall premiered.
I have done nothing with my life.
I have done nothing with my life.
This must be the highest honor, in the goat community.
January 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This must be the highest honor, in the goat community.
welp. just lost my domain, website, and email account for the business I've been trying to start since 2021.
why is it still just a "dream"? because I've been trying to pay my bills and survive. 🤷🏼♀️ hard to feel entrepreneurial or motivated when you're putting in 50+ hours a week for someone else.
why is it still just a "dream"? because I've been trying to pay my bills and survive. 🤷🏼♀️ hard to feel entrepreneurial or motivated when you're putting in 50+ hours a week for someone else.
January 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
welp. just lost my domain, website, and email account for the business I've been trying to start since 2021.
why is it still just a "dream"? because I've been trying to pay my bills and survive. 🤷🏼♀️ hard to feel entrepreneurial or motivated when you're putting in 50+ hours a week for someone else.
why is it still just a "dream"? because I've been trying to pay my bills and survive. 🤷🏼♀️ hard to feel entrepreneurial or motivated when you're putting in 50+ hours a week for someone else.
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Stuff the Little Free Libraries with banned books. 📚
January 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Stuff the Little Free Libraries with banned books. 📚
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Impeach Trump
January 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Impeach Trump
Dunkin is advertising a new "lava cake" coffee drink. Unless there is an entire chocolate lava cake blended up inside it, can we just agree to call it a mocha?
January 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Dunkin is advertising a new "lava cake" coffee drink. Unless there is an entire chocolate lava cake blended up inside it, can we just agree to call it a mocha?
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For all my #BookSky friends that are trying to move away from the Bezos infrastructure, just a reminder that Goodreads is owned by him through Nash Holdings.
Clicks are currency friends
@thestorygraph.com is a Black Woman founded company
www.womenwhocode.com/blog/world-b...
Clicks are currency friends
@thestorygraph.com is a Black Woman founded company
www.womenwhocode.com/blog/world-b...
Women Who Code - Empowering women to excel in tech careers
Women Who Code is on a mission to empower diverse women to excel in technology careers. We support engineers, developers, data scientists, architects, designers and other technologists with the resour...
www.womenwhocode.com
January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
For all my #BookSky friends that are trying to move away from the Bezos infrastructure, just a reminder that Goodreads is owned by him through Nash Holdings.
Clicks are currency friends
@thestorygraph.com is a Black Woman founded company
www.womenwhocode.com/blog/world-b...
Clicks are currency friends
@thestorygraph.com is a Black Woman founded company
www.womenwhocode.com/blog/world-b...
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If you feel overwhelmed by the deluge of bad news streaming out of Washington, that's by design.
Instead of feeling helpless in the face of it all, pick one or two issues that speak to you deeply and concentrate on pushing back on those.
This is not a sprint. Saving the Republic is a marathon.
Instead of feeling helpless in the face of it all, pick one or two issues that speak to you deeply and concentrate on pushing back on those.
This is not a sprint. Saving the Republic is a marathon.
January 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If you feel overwhelmed by the deluge of bad news streaming out of Washington, that's by design.
Instead of feeling helpless in the face of it all, pick one or two issues that speak to you deeply and concentrate on pushing back on those.
This is not a sprint. Saving the Republic is a marathon.
Instead of feeling helpless in the face of it all, pick one or two issues that speak to you deeply and concentrate on pushing back on those.
This is not a sprint. Saving the Republic is a marathon.
Josh Hawley is a poop stain.
January 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Josh Hawley is a poop stain.
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The “A” in DEIA stands for accessibility. Federal workers with disabilities, including many veterans, deserve respect and the opportunity to work in public service. A diverse, equitable, inclusive, and accessible workplace makes public service better and makes everyone’s lives better.
January 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The “A” in DEIA stands for accessibility. Federal workers with disabilities, including many veterans, deserve respect and the opportunity to work in public service. A diverse, equitable, inclusive, and accessible workplace makes public service better and makes everyone’s lives better.
Immediately added her to the top of my Women I Admire note I keep on my phone app.
January 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Immediately added her to the top of my Women I Admire note I keep on my phone app.
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It is natural to know despair in dark times, to feel dread and uncertainty. But do not immerse yourself in doom. Seek out joy and light, wherever you can find it, to keep despair from being the only feeling you have space for.
January 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It is natural to know despair in dark times, to feel dread and uncertainty. But do not immerse yourself in doom. Seek out joy and light, wherever you can find it, to keep despair from being the only feeling you have space for.
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It’s fun trying to find that line between “I need to remain vigilant of the horrors afoot” and also “oh no my heart is racing and my jaw is making weird creaky sounds and I can taste pennies.”
January 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It’s fun trying to find that line between “I need to remain vigilant of the horrors afoot” and also “oh no my heart is racing and my jaw is making weird creaky sounds and I can taste pennies.”
Unplugging tomorrow. I only damaged myself today.
If you need to do the same, that's ok.
If you need to do the same, that's ok.
January 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Unplugging tomorrow. I only damaged myself today.
If you need to do the same, that's ok.
If you need to do the same, that's ok.
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Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde
Hero.
Hero.
January 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde
Hero.
Hero.
i'm just really not doing well today.
January 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
i'm just really not doing well today.