Iben
@ibeneser.bsky.social
“She’s MOODY. Now she needs a nap!”
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Iben
@ibeneser.bsky.social
· Apr 5
Long story short: I, too, am pissed.
Are you an EU citizen? Please sign for the EU to end its trade deal with Israel eci.ec.europa.eu/055/public/
European Citizens' Initiative
Give your support !
eci.ec.europa.eu
January 24, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Are you an EU citizen? Please sign for the EU to end its trade deal with Israel eci.ec.europa.eu/055/public/
Whoops might be time to leave
January 17, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Whoops might be time to leave
Men are not OK I’m telling you
January 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Men are not OK I’m telling you
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
Recently, my dog died. Due to *gestures* it is not possible for me to get a new one anytime soon.
Luckily, my downstairs neighbour is generous with hers 🥹
Luckily, my downstairs neighbour is generous with hers 🥹
January 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Recently, my dog died. Due to *gestures* it is not possible for me to get a new one anytime soon.
Luckily, my downstairs neighbour is generous with hers 🥹
Luckily, my downstairs neighbour is generous with hers 🥹
Why indeed 🥲
Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.
January 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Why indeed 🥲
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God ondskapskveld til alle som feirer!
April 17, 2024 at 2:30 PM
God ondskapskveld til alle som feirer!
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"Pope you need to do better"
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"Pope you need to do better"
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De europæiske kolonimagter mente selv, der var tale om et filantropisk projekt, da de under Berlinkonferencen i 1884 satte rammerne for det såkaldte kapløb om Afrika. I praksis lagde de grundstenene til et af historiens værste regimer.
Med skåltaler om humanisme indvarslede Europas stormagter et af historiens mørkeste kapitler
www.information.dk
January 6, 2026 at 10:15 AM
De europæiske kolonimagter mente selv, der var tale om et filantropisk projekt, da de under Berlinkonferencen i 1884 satte rammerne for det såkaldte kapløb om Afrika. I praksis lagde de grundstenene til et af historiens værste regimer.
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Björk posted this on Instagram a few days ago. The saying she is referencing means “from the ashes into the fire” referring to a shitty situation getting even shittier.
Denmark is not the victim here. Greenland is.
Denmark is not the victim here. Greenland is.
January 6, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Björk posted this on Instagram a few days ago. The saying she is referencing means “from the ashes into the fire” referring to a shitty situation getting even shittier.
Denmark is not the victim here. Greenland is.
Denmark is not the victim here. Greenland is.
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The first people in Greenland were inuit.
The first white settlers were Icelandic of Norwegian heritage (985). They since perished some time in the 1400s.
Denmark (now owning Norway) “re-colonized” in 1721.
Inuit were there the whole time. Still are.
I know you mean well but please don’t do this.
The first white settlers were Icelandic of Norwegian heritage (985). They since perished some time in the 1400s.
Denmark (now owning Norway) “re-colonized” in 1721.
Inuit were there the whole time. Still are.
I know you mean well but please don’t do this.
January 6, 2026 at 9:47 AM
The first people in Greenland were inuit.
The first white settlers were Icelandic of Norwegian heritage (985). They since perished some time in the 1400s.
Denmark (now owning Norway) “re-colonized” in 1721.
Inuit were there the whole time. Still are.
I know you mean well but please don’t do this.
The first white settlers were Icelandic of Norwegian heritage (985). They since perished some time in the 1400s.
Denmark (now owning Norway) “re-colonized” in 1721.
Inuit were there the whole time. Still are.
I know you mean well but please don’t do this.
Queen
This Christmas I've cooked, cleaned and run around after our entire extended family. My other half has done fuck all, except sit and complete a very tricky 1000 piece jigsaw. Unfortunately when they get to the end, they'll find it's now a 999 piece jigsaw. I ate a piece in spite
January 6, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Queen
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I TOLD YOU BRO. I FUCKIN WARNED YOU DAWG
January 4, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I TOLD YOU BRO. I FUCKIN WARNED YOU DAWG
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you!
I’m a man.
This turned dark, I’m sorry. I guess I’ll be a UTI instead.
I’m a man.
This turned dark, I’m sorry. I guess I’ll be a UTI instead.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you!
I'm the rabid dog that ran into the playground when Dr. Kat was a kid who was pissed out of my fricking mind when all the kids were run into the school I couldn't get into
I'm the rabid dog that ran into the playground when Dr. Kat was a kid who was pissed out of my fricking mind when all the kids were run into the school I couldn't get into
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you!
Sigh....
Sadly I'm deathly allergic! If I'm around one it's only a matter of time before I go into anaphylactic shock. I do love the videos though!
Sigh....
Sadly I'm deathly allergic! If I'm around one it's only a matter of time before I go into anaphylactic shock. I do love the videos though!
January 4, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you!
I’m a man.
This turned dark, I’m sorry. I guess I’ll be a UTI instead.
I’m a man.
This turned dark, I’m sorry. I guess I’ll be a UTI instead.
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finally, we're living through precedented times
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
finally, we're living through precedented times
Excuse me what
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump reut.rs/3YWbo3K
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump
Nicolas Maduro ruled Venezuela with a heavy hand for more than 12 years, presiding over deep economic and social crises and resisting pressure from domestic opponents and foreign governments for political change.
reut.rs
January 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Excuse me what
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Just your occasional reminder that Venezuela’s oil reserves are greater than Saudi Arabia’s, and nearly 4X those of the United States
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/b...
January 3, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Just your occasional reminder that Venezuela’s oil reserves are greater than Saudi Arabia’s, and nearly 4X those of the United States
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/b...
WIN
My husband has sex with my friend's husband. Both of them think we don't know but we do and decided we don't care. I think I should but he's stopped begging for blowjobs and sex, and does more housework. So I don't.
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 AM
WIN
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In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.
July 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.
“Blindsided”
These will be the same type of men who think they won when their wives stop "nagging" but Pikachu face when the papers come in
January 2, 2026 at 3:57 PM
“Blindsided”
The cards that come along when you buy the @zeppelinmoonreal.bsky.social calendars
January 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
The cards that come along when you buy the @zeppelinmoonreal.bsky.social calendars
Never forget dengang unge Frede var i P3 og spille sin yndlingsmusik og blandt det var NWA
Garder meldt til politiet for at skubbe klimaaktivist https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/garder-meldt-til-politiet-skubbe-klimaaktivist
#dk #nyheder #dkbot
#dk #nyheder #dkbot
Garder meldt til politiet for at skubbe klimaaktivist
Optagelser af optrinnet er gået internettet rundt.
www.dr.dk
January 2, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Never forget dengang unge Frede var i P3 og spille sin yndlingsmusik og blandt det var NWA
What do they mean Gen Z? I’m an xennial and I do this. Or did, when I could still muster the will to date.
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
What do they mean Gen Z? I’m an xennial and I do this. Or did, when I could still muster the will to date.