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Iben
@ibeneser.bsky.social
“She’s MOODY. Now she needs a nap!”
Denmark
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Long story short: I, too, am pissed.
Teendrenge i metro, den ene fortæller at han tit er halvanden time om at falde i søvn. Den anden: okay, men helt seriøst, så skal du læse en bog!
The kids are alright 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Så er det endnu engang tid til at minde alle politikere, partier og deres organisationer/frivillige om at valgflyers under vinduesviskere, på bagagebærere, i cykelkurve mv. er det samme som at smide dem på gaden. Det er IKKE borgernes ansvar at rydde jeres skrald op efter jer.
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Does anyone know of an audiobook subscription service that has an actual wide variety of academic titles (so not Mofibo/Storytel or Libby) and is not made up of Pure Evil (so no Audible)?
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Men insist on pissing standing up, even on a shaky train toilet. Result = rancid piss stink 🤢
August 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This is how I flirt
August 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Ordered beige sneakers on Vestiaire. They arrived and were baby blue. I’m not mad at all. But I still have no beige sneakers.
July 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
An absolute monster.
“We will not allow a single gram of aid into the Gaza Strip until its people kneel and beg. Gaza must be levelled to the ground. There is no such thing as innocent people.”

- Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir
July 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
NB: Warning for extreme grossness!!!

People - presumably boat people - take shits on the quarry alongside the canal in Copenhagen.
You wanna know how I know?
My dog does not want to eat other dogs’ shit. She does want to eat human shit.
July 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Bracing for another episode of #AJLT
July 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Don’t get me wrong, I’ll keep trying and in 5 years’ time I’ll probably be switching email adress and moving all of my files yet again (which is no minor task!!!) because Proton has been bought by Evilcorp™️. It just feels… not only tiring personally but also pointless on a larger scale.
July 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Like when I switched to Tidal because it was majority (black) artist owned and now it’s been mostly bought by a Jack Dorsey-founded company. It feels like we can’t win with this.
July 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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I am about to try and weane myself off of big American tech. It feels like a Sisyphus task. Whenever these smaller new companies with nice values get big enough to actually work with multiple people and devices, they get bought/taken over/corrupted and we’re back to square one. Remember when […]
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zirk.us
July 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Lige kommet hjem fra Island, stadig en uges ferie tilbage. Klar 3’er
Det er mandag. Igen
July 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Jeg har lige fortalt min hund en vittighed om at give hende vand så hun ikke VANDsmægter og svinger mellem at synes jeg er underskattet comedy gold eller at det står seriøst ringe til.
July 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Hvad jeg iø ikke vidste før @ibeneser.bsky.social skrev det et sted den anden dag: “fra floden til havet” er i Likuds originale partiprogram. Så det er (også) et zionistisk begreb. Som Trine Mach sagde i en bisætning i Deadline: fra floden til havet har mange betydninger.
July 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Just been to an airport bookstore and this felt like years and years of @ifbookspod.bsky.social material
July 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I am about to watch the latest episode of And Just Like That and I fully intend to make it everyone’s problem
June 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My take is that the US has released its rabid dog on Iran to use as a lever in the negotiations. Concessions in return for making it stop.
June 13, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Imagine if it were two women behaving like this.
June 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
With last season’s beef at least we got bangers
June 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
The fun bit is that now Trump-voters also don’t want to buy his shitty cars.
June 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Random period: PSYCHE BITCH 🤡
My gynaecologist told me I probably won’t bleed anymore so today I’m cleaning out the bathroom shelf with the menstrual products. More space both literally and figuratively.
June 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
May 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM