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I prefer social media that has more baseball, less nazis
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Trying to put together a block list of the “shut up and dribble crowd”

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Death could use a PR win, and I have a suggestion.
January 30, 2026 at 8:21 PM
This is art
This is legit moving
January 30, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Only allowed if you’re a school shooter or storming the Capitol
Trump on the killing of Alex Pretti:

"You know, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. Can't walk into this. You can't do that."
January 27, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Currently working on one of my favorite pieces ever: The Hater’s Guide To Oracle. This company is so stupid and Larry Ellison has bet the farm on OpenAI having $300 billion to give it over five years. Larry Ellison is H.R. Geiger’s Jerry Stiller and he’s rigged his company to blow
January 27, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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well well well look who’s afraid of memes now
CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
January 24, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Minnesota is the best of us.
January 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
“The Colonel walked so we could chicken”

The fuck does that even mean
January 22, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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One court decision, two different headlines.

Guardian on the left, NY Times on the right. Which one more directly conveys information and the stakes to the reader?
January 22, 2026 at 3:30 AM
The insane thing is you can’t actually rule out “they’re doing Dave but worse”
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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You know when you don’t say anything to a pitcher when he’s throwing a No Hitter?
January 21, 2026 at 4:51 AM
This is the bigger issue IMO. It’s not that the cheap owners want a salary cap. It’s that they’re not making enough money even when they don’t spend. It’s just easier to convince fans they need a cap instead of outright asking them to stan for billionaires.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 AM
The deal had the EU buying $750 billion in US energy and investing $600 billion in the US.

We’re being run by a toddler
Looks like the EU-US trade deal is now dead, with all three major groups in the EU Parliament calling at least for suspension. The downward spiral has already begun.
January 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Dick Monfort is a disgrace
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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Insane footage from on the ground in Minneapolis. Trump continues to turn our neighborhoods into war zones. This is not normal.
🚨BREAKING: ICE unleashes ONSLAUGHT of flash bang grenades and chemical ammunition at unarmed Minneapolis protesters in WAR-LIKE attack. Several protesters struck. Our reporter @zdroberts.bsky.social struck in the head.

"I got hit in the head really bad." LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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My partner @jasoncapsaicin.bsky.social made a step by step guide on how to break up ice in your neighborhood in Minnesota. Enjoy!
January 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
January 14, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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I don’t know the date on this one because Instagram took it down.
January 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
January 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I feel seen
January 9, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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lmao
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The Bureau of Labor Statistics inflation calculator doesn’t work with values over $10M? That seems new … and convenient
January 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM