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Mike
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Dad, Michigander, aspiring ally. Wings, Lions, Tacos. He/him.
Ken Holland and Stan Bowman in unison:

Behold my works, ye mighty, and despair
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Watching Detroit sports to distract myself from the depressing state of the real world
a cartoon character sitting on a bus with the words i 'm in danger above him
Alt: Ralph Wiggum, from the animated series The Simpsons, sits alone on the back seat of a school bus. Through the bus windows, we can see buildings passing in the background. Ralph chuckles before saying, "I'm in danger!"
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I don't know where Bluesky cooked up this algorithm, but it's working today
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I cannot tell you how much energy I spent in high school and college trying to avoid and/or correct run-on sentences in what were ultimately meaningless stories, essays, and research papers.

This person's job is to write, and 98% of this second paragraph is a run-on sentence.
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
That face you make when your franchise leader in games played by a goalie is a petulant man-baby
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Reposted by Mike
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Reposted by Mike
The man who ended USAID is the world's first trillionaire
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Here's an idea: find just one of these "distractions" and stop it. JUST. STOP. ONE. Then find another one, and then the next.

This administration is getting away with a million crimes bc the Dem establishment is dismissing them as distractions.

Do SOMETHING, FFS!
Fetterman describes Trump trying to steal $230 million from taxpayers as "small ball, and I think we have much bigger problems than worrying about those things."
October 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
There's a lot in the world that's shit right now, but the Red Wings are first in their division and the Lions just held the Bucs to 9 points with, like, their 8th string secondary. #LGRW #OnePride
October 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
A perfectly frank & honest piece from Mark, here. The opening paragraph is how every conversation about Q & the others involved should start. Many fans will want to move on, but it's worth repeating this ad infinitum if it compels even just one person to step up when in a similar situation.
October 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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This is delightful
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
On my knees begging, pleading for someone in attendance to ask this sleezebag if he thinks "America has no king" is a foundational truth of this republic
Johnson: "We call it the Hate America Rally that will happen Saturday. Let's see who shows up for that. I bet you you'll see Hamas supporters, I bet you'll see antifa types, I bet you'll see Marxists on full display, people who don't want to stand and defend the foundational truths of this republic"
October 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Am I...excited about Red Wings hockey?
October 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
HOCKEY'S BACK
a man in a suit is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling .
Alt: Willem Dafoe in the back seat of a car with crazy eyes and a crazy smile
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Ah, yes. The emotional roller coaster of allowing my heart to be governed by the ebbs and flows of a middling NHL team #LGRW
October 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If the entire AI industry hinges on the production of soulless AI "art", then killing it now would be an act of mercy.
October 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm happy for Jake Walman. Hope that man gets a few Stanley Cups.

And I have no other feelings on the matter.

Zero thoughts.

Don't even suggest that I have thoughts.
October 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Reposted by Mike
"Fuck ICE" is a patriotic sentiment. Perhaps the most patriotic in this moment.
October 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Reposted by Mike
generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
September 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it?

If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?

Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
September 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This man is a rambling, senile idiot.
September 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Having intentionally avoided Tim Pool, this video is wild to me bc that corny-ass lead-up about the cabin could very easily and logically lead into a comment about climate change.

It legit had me wondering for a millisecond if Tim Pool believed in climate change.

But no, it's just xenophoba.
An entire generation of dumbs are getting themselves worked up into a fascist frenzy over inaccurate nostalgia videos they know are complete false and it is terrifying hot profoundly strong these feelings are for them despite being very aware it's fake and bullshit.
September 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM