HYPERFIXT
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HYPERFIXT
@hyperfixt.neocities.org
· Nov 10
![An excerpt of my analysis on Starfield and Fallout: New Vegas, sourced from hyperfixt.neocities.org.
"[...]Securitron army online and active, whether it's Mr. House himself or Benny trying to hijack control of the Strip. Caeser, on the other hand, obviously doesn't want the Mojave receiving any sort of reinforced protection to stop his conquest, and sends you down to destroy the facility instead.
to some extent, the way you're 'supposed' to do the independent ending is by commanding this Securitron army yourself at the battle of Hoover Dam, giving you the military backing to stop both the NCR and Legion in one fell swoop. i chose to blow the Securitrons up.
[an image of Yes Man saying "Wow, you really blew up all those Securitrons at the Fort! Great! No Problem!"]
it sucked in the sense that it was what Caesar wanted, but i was willing to take that risk and find other ways to deal with the Legion. by this point in the game, i was deeply invested in the fictional politics of the Mojave, and i knew that i wanted to put the people first, people like the Followers of the[...]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyx5mh2bcl7yn6kfpoc4u6ky/bafkreif7jetqlcbbv6oiuqna3a4lh5l3nxrcbqhh3u2vw65u22usx4mqii@jpeg)
ANYWAYS! here's what's up with me!
you can call me HYPERFIXT because that's also the name of my blog! i've been running it for a few years and it's all about whatever the hell i feel like. i primarily do essays on media, but i also use it as a personal digital museum for some of my hobbies.
you can call me HYPERFIXT because that's also the name of my blog! i've been running it for a few years and it's all about whatever the hell i feel like. i primarily do essays on media, but i also use it as a personal digital museum for some of my hobbies.
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December 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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crazy that they call some of those transformers headmasters ill show hasbro a real head master
December 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
crazy that they call some of those transformers headmasters ill show hasbro a real head master
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excited to share all my rolls for 2025 #blessed #gottamakethatBREAD
December 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
excited to share all my rolls for 2025 #blessed #gottamakethatBREAD
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Playlist entitled "Birthday party magician who folds immediately under pressure"
December 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Playlist entitled "Birthday party magician who folds immediately under pressure"
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Isle Delfino is once again using taxpayer funds to build a larger-than-life Pachinko machine, and residents are not happy.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Isle Delfino is once again using taxpayer funds to build a larger-than-life Pachinko machine, and residents are not happy.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
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its quite genuinely my goal in life to get my copy of this signed by everyone involved in its creation. i love this strange piece of pop culture
I hit peak with this cover and it's just been downhill from there tbh
December 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
its quite genuinely my goal in life to get my copy of this signed by everyone involved in its creation. i love this strange piece of pop culture
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i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
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Something i appreciate about the defaced friend ads was that they were not about how the product sucked, it was about an overwhelming sentiment against AI in general. Everyone could tell friend was nothing special but it was a beautiful canvas for normal people to let something Real out
December 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Something i appreciate about the defaced friend ads was that they were not about how the product sucked, it was about an overwhelming sentiment against AI in general. Everyone could tell friend was nothing special but it was a beautiful canvas for normal people to let something Real out
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6 DAYS UNTIL AGDQ
I REPEAT, 6 DAYS UNTIL AGDQ
#AGDQ2026
(yes, you can still register https://gdq.gg/agdq-2026)
I REPEAT, 6 DAYS UNTIL AGDQ
#AGDQ2026
(yes, you can still register https://gdq.gg/agdq-2026)
December 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
6 DAYS UNTIL AGDQ
I REPEAT, 6 DAYS UNTIL AGDQ
#AGDQ2026
(yes, you can still register https://gdq.gg/agdq-2026)
I REPEAT, 6 DAYS UNTIL AGDQ
#AGDQ2026
(yes, you can still register https://gdq.gg/agdq-2026)
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spiritually source engine
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
spiritually source engine
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capybara playing an arcade
December 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
capybara playing an arcade
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Guy who's only ever seen Boss Baby
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Guy who's only ever seen Boss Baby
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here, timeline, have some opposite-of-doomscroll news
It's remarkable how low COVID deaths have fallen in the last year. The 2024 summer wave peaked at 1,358 deaths per week; the 2025 summer wave peaked at 466 deaths per week.
www.cdc.gov/covid/php/su...
www.cdc.gov/covid/php/su...
December 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
here, timeline, have some opposite-of-doomscroll news
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TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!
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the most fucked thing about mr beast is that he isn't a beast at all. he's just a guy.
December 29, 2025 at 9:43 AM
the most fucked thing about mr beast is that he isn't a beast at all. he's just a guy.
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welcome to the galaxy!
December 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
welcome to the galaxy!
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Dune, Where's My Car?
December 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Dune, Where's My Car?
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Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.