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HydroponicCaravan
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Dungeon synth apologist

https://acererak.bandcamp.com
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November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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I've sent my top man for the job
September 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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“I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot” sounds like the filthiest euphemism I have ever heard.
August 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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"Having a badass call-sign is very important. What's yours?"
"Uh..."
July 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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July 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
July 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Mobile Suit Gundam (1979)
Episode 42 - Space Fortress A Baoa Qu
17:43.357
July 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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The "Staying Asheep" sheep-counting minigame in WarioWare: Twisted has no maximum speed limit. A theoretical player with superhuman reflexes can make the sheep go increasingly faster indefinitely.
June 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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June 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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'can you explain the gap in your resume?'

The fallen leaves tell a story. The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was first to perish. Soon, Mar-
'can you explain the gap in your resume?'

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving o-

'can you explain the gap in your resume?'

After leaving Vienna, and long before you come to Budapest, the Danube enters a region of singular loneliness and desolation, where its waters spread away on all sides regardless of a main channel
April 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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March 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real
February 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Fam the flags. Kendrick is a Upper Level Demon lmaoo
February 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom / NES / Tecmo / 1991
January 20, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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sax solos at the eternal city

#AGDQ2025
January 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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January 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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My haters have become my waiters at the table of success. The service is absolutely awful. They pretend not to hear me and physically turn their heads when I wave. They clearly haven't put the order through. When I ordered the guy was clearly doodling instead of writing down my order. No waters.
January 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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December 26, 2024 at 4:27 PM
passing around the RGB LED candles at gamer church during Silent Night
December 25, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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December 12, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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*outside the manger*
wife: Dave, their infant is holy, don't say anything weird
3 mins later: ooh, he looks so tender
wife: jesus Christ, Dave
Dave: ...and ...mild?
December 7, 2024 at 3:47 PM