Hurley
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Helluva quote. Very nice way of saying "eat your puke."
Mark Kelly: "I would like to see a lot of my Republican colleagues in the House and Senate speak out about this, because this is right after Charlie Kirk's assassination."
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Helluva quote. Very nice way of saying "eat your puke."
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
Best in the shithousing biz!
Dayne St Clair getting on the referee for Roldan's spot, saves the PK and hangs his tongue out #MNUFC
October 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Best in the shithousing biz!
Makes you think!
Trump: You take a little glass of water and you drop it on magnets. I don't know what's going to happen.
October 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Makes you think!
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The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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October 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?
anyway that’s why these events are important
anyway that’s why these events are important
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?
anyway that’s why these events are important
anyway that’s why these events are important
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
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Kudos to anyone who voted for America to get more gurgly old-man hot takes about teenager sperm count.
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Kudos to anyone who voted for America to get more gurgly old-man hot takes about teenager sperm count.
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Remember the Roseville 4?
An Ode to the Roseville 4 Theatre: Broken Seats, $2 Tix, and Priceless Memories - Racket
The theater was demolished in 2008 for a Cub, but it holds a place in my heart forever.
racketmn.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Remember the Roseville 4?
And it reads like a list of facts. That’s it. No truth. No tension in the underlying story in each game. Nothing human. US Soccer, MLS, SUM, and FIFA aren’t in it for those reasons, unfortunately.
As someone whose time freelancing for MLSsoccer was a vital step in my career progression, and someone who generally gleans insight from the observations of others:
This sucks so hard.
This sucks so hard.
October 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
And it reads like a list of facts. That’s it. No truth. No tension in the underlying story in each game. Nothing human. US Soccer, MLS, SUM, and FIFA aren’t in it for those reasons, unfortunately.
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ICE Facility Illinois 😂
Robby Roadsteamer
Robby Roadsteamer
October 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
ICE Facility Illinois 😂
Robby Roadsteamer
Robby Roadsteamer
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David Cross folks.
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
David Cross folks.
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It's going to be funny in a few years when we change the name to Tylenol Presents: The United States of America.
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It's going to be funny in a few years when we change the name to Tylenol Presents: The United States of America.
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Great. Thanks. We expect that. However, I'm at a bit of a loss as to why you voted to honor this man. How do you think this makes your constituents and colleagues (many of whom are people of color) feel? SMH www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Charlie Kirk in his own words: ‘prowling Blacks’ and ‘the great replacement strategy’
The far-right commentator didn’t pull his punches when discussing his bigoted views on current events
www.theguardian.com
September 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Great. Thanks. We expect that. However, I'm at a bit of a loss as to why you voted to honor this man. How do you think this makes your constituents and colleagues (many of whom are people of color) feel? SMH www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.