(Heads up, sometimes I post lewd things!)
Is depraved like Gaston!
No one claws his way out of the grave like Gaston!
No one's tentacles torment the skin like Gaston.
I'm incredibly skilled at exsanguinating!
My- we'll all die to Gaston!
No one reeks like Gaston,
No one whispers in gibbers and squeaks like Gaston!
For there's no man in town quite as chthonic,
Putrid, impure evil spawn.
And his maw is uncannily yonic.
All before him is madness, all after is gone!
Is depraved like Gaston!
No one claws his way out of the grave like Gaston!
No one's tentacles torment the skin like Gaston.
I'm incredibly skilled at exsanguinating!
My- we'll all die to Gaston!
Because they got forced together repeatedly for the enjoyment of audiences who laughed at them, until the mere sight of each other induced an arousal response like dogs drooling at the ring of a bell that once promised treats and—
sorry I got really dizzy there for a moment
Because they got forced together repeatedly for the enjoyment of audiences who laughed at them, until the mere sight of each other induced an arousal response like dogs drooling at the ring of a bell that once promised treats and—
sorry I got really dizzy there for a moment
>ask if the boyfriend is golden retriever or egg
>she doesn’t understand
>explain what is golden retriever and what is egg
>”he’s a good man”
>meet the boyfriend
>she’s egg
>ask if the boyfriend is golden retriever or egg
>she doesn’t understand
>explain what is golden retriever and what is egg
>”he’s a good man”
>meet the boyfriend
>she’s egg
keep 👏 electronics 👏 accountable 👏
keep 👏 electronics 👏 accountable 👏
it's really important that u stay with her
[I slink away and return wearing a cute onesie that's really really soft and has a long hood with a fluffy pompon on the tip]
[I slink away and return wearing a cute onesie that's really really soft and has a long hood with a fluffy pompon on the tip]