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“The aroma of infatuation, the perfume of the forbidden…DOJ is proud to unveil its new signature Jeffrey Epstein fragrance, Crave by Jeff,” Attorney General Pam Bondi said at a press conference
DOJ Releases Jeffrey Epstein Fragrance
WASHINGTON—In the latest government disclosure about the late financier and convicted pedophile, officials from the Department of Justice announced Tuesday that they were releasing a Jeffrey Epstein f...
theonion.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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It’s an affront to the idea of a written constitution that this case will reach oral argument.
A different kind of April fools

*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
January 30, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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If you’re coming from overseas to watch the World Cup in USA please consider boycotting. It’s a country being led by a madman and full of ICE goons. Also, you will be overcharged for really shitty food in the stadiums.
January 28, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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i like how this hyperlink goes directly to "list of memorials to martin luther king jr."
January 20, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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ICE is killing American citizens the right way.

by Ezra Klein
January 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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The FBI put a thousand agents (their own words) on trying to hide all the links between Trump and Epstein. They failed. When people found some additional photos of Trump in the release, the DOJ promptly DELETED THEM FROM THE DOCUMENT RELEASE.

www.npr.org/2025/12/20/n...
Available to download Friday, some Epstein files no longer there Saturday afternoon
An NPR analysis of the Epstein files shows some documents, originally available on Friday, are no longer on the Department of Justice's "Epstein Library" website as the DOJ releases more files.
www.npr.org
December 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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How do we get steven miller to take up boxing
December 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Maria has been accused over the years of fabricating her story that she had gone to the FBI. After finding the document in the trove, I called her. She broke down in tears.

“I’ve waited 30 years. I can’t believe it. They can’t call me a liar anymore.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You ever go over a friends house to eat
And the food just ain't no good?
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I think platforming Alan Dershowitz tells you just about everything you need to know about a person
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I’m starting to think this Jeffrey Epstein guy was up to no good
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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You can't make this up.
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Every single insurance company spends $5 billion per week to familiarize us with quirky spokespeople and their anthropomorphic animals. We spend 1/5th of our lives watching them caper about. They're able to do this because of the profit margins on the important product they produce (denied claims).
October 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Great protection here. All day to throw
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else
October 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They haven't invented a number to describe the amount of popcorn I'm going to eat while watching your trial in The Hague
October 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
What a stupid dumb bitch
Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:

“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
October 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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David Cross folks.
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM