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aspiring grunt
wemby is actually not real, wtf
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Jeez these camels are cool as hell
December 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
one of the funniest things about 1950s Japanese movies is 1/10 guys just look Mexican
December 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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carol: ugh have you tried doing a crossword with your pluribus handler around? absolute nightmare, they can't stop shouting out answers

me: yeah i tortured all the connections editors to death. they just let me do it to them
December 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Not sure that stain is coming out
December 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
STAR WARS always looked best when it looked a little shitty
December 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
after watching the trailers to Avatar, maybe the culture isn’t worth saving?
December 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
tv ads making their way to movie trailers is among the most evil thing I can remember
December 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Nothing exists in itself.
December 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
this walmart grinch lacks the entire sex appeal of the Ron Howard grinch
December 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i resent Paul Mescal for being so gorgeous and calmly spoken
December 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Jia Zhang Ke really might be the best living filmmaker
December 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Weekend plans?
December 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
everyone on the Rams looks like they’d be a murder suspect in a Knives Out movie
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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This is just 40 seconds of Macaulay Culkin gushing about Poona Ford, apropos of nothing
December 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
just my take on the matter but people over 7 feet tall are probably the largest minority
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
the priests in WAKE UP DEAD MAN are wayy too fuckable
December 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Spurs getting kinda jobbed here
December 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
2026 is gonna be my year
December 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i’m starting to think this Cameron Winter guy thinks God is real
December 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM