Dan
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Dan
@dster.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Caramel eyes caramelize caramel lies.
Sinners (2025) is like if Mashed Potato Johnson from Metalocalypse made a deal with the devil to turn one of his stories into a movie about them blues
January 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Sinners (2025) is like if Mashed Potato Johnson from Metalocalypse made a deal with the devil to turn one of his stories into a movie about them blues
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the Onion is constantly killing it, but this is probably my favorite from this year
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
the Onion is constantly killing it, but this is probably my favorite from this year
POV Stefon Diggs rolls up to you
a man is sitting in the back seat of a car with another man .
ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car with another man .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
POV Stefon Diggs rolls up to you
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gimli before visiting lothlórien: man fuck elves all my homies hate elves if you're not from underground i don't wanna look at you
gimli three seconds after entering caras galadhon:
gimli three seconds after entering caras galadhon:
thinking about elf women 😵💫
December 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
gimli before visiting lothlórien: man fuck elves all my homies hate elves if you're not from underground i don't wanna look at you
gimli three seconds after entering caras galadhon:
gimli three seconds after entering caras galadhon:
Ever see someone on Jeopardy get their ass kicked so hard you're kinda worried for them? Because this one's close.
December 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ever see someone on Jeopardy get their ass kicked so hard you're kinda worried for them? Because this one's close.
I love that my hometown has a finite amount of Play Good and they have to divvy it out between the 2 sports teams
December 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I love that my hometown has a finite amount of Play Good and they have to divvy it out between the 2 sports teams
...are the Sabres... good?
December 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
...are the Sabres... good?
Jeez these camels are cool as hell
December 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Jeez these camels are cool as hell
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last christmas
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
last christmas
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
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you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
The moral of this movie is if you feel depressed and anxious you should focus on how unbelievably important you are and how everything would fall apart if you weren't there.
The best character in It's A Wonderful Life is the wife guy who hits Jimmy Stewart for saying mean things to his wife.
December 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The moral of this movie is if you feel depressed and anxious you should focus on how unbelievably important you are and how everything would fall apart if you weren't there.
The best character in It's A Wonderful Life is the wife guy who hits Jimmy Stewart for saying mean things to his wife.
December 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The best character in It's A Wonderful Life is the wife guy who hits Jimmy Stewart for saying mean things to his wife.
Muppet. Family. Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Muppet. Family. Christmas.
The MCU moving on from Chris Evans and RDJ in 2019 and bringing them back in 2026 is very funny
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The MCU moving on from Chris Evans and RDJ in 2019 and bringing them back in 2026 is very funny
Watching the first 3/4 of the new Knives Out movie with my visiting Catholic (and very nice and awesome) parents at Christmas time: 😬😬😬
The last 1/4 actually being a GREAT message for the holiday season: 😤😭🤗
The last 1/4 actually being a GREAT message for the holiday season: 😤😭🤗
December 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Watching the first 3/4 of the new Knives Out movie with my visiting Catholic (and very nice and awesome) parents at Christmas time: 😬😬😬
The last 1/4 actually being a GREAT message for the holiday season: 😤😭🤗
The last 1/4 actually being a GREAT message for the holiday season: 😤😭🤗
Is Yarn not the absolute worst excuse for a meme sharing site? Oh here's something that shows as a gif when you search for it but it's a vid you can't download or embed lol go fuck yourself.
December 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Is Yarn not the absolute worst excuse for a meme sharing site? Oh here's something that shows as a gif when you search for it but it's a vid you can't download or embed lol go fuck yourself.
Jake Paul has 1 broken jaw and 92 million money. Why can't he have 92 million broken jaw and 1 money?
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Jake Paul has 1 broken jaw and 92 million money. Why can't he have 92 million broken jaw and 1 money?
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instead of mandatory military service, everyone should be forced to work in customer service
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
instead of mandatory military service, everyone should be forced to work in customer service
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I don’t care what anyone says, Daniel Craig solving crimes as foghorn leghorn is way better than any Bond movie ever
December 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I don’t care what anyone says, Daniel Craig solving crimes as foghorn leghorn is way better than any Bond movie ever
I love making pan sauces. Love deglazing stainless steel and scraping fond with a wooden spoon. Every time we make dinner and I get to make a pan sauce my wife claps and says "You love making pan sauces!" and she's correct.
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I love making pan sauces. Love deglazing stainless steel and scraping fond with a wooden spoon. Every time we make dinner and I get to make a pan sauce my wife claps and says "You love making pan sauces!" and she's correct.