Dan
@dster.bsky.social
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Dan
@dster.bsky.social
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Caramel eyes caramelize caramel lies.
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
I can't believe the sanctity of the 47th Call Of Duty game has been marred as a soulless cash grab.
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I can't believe the sanctity of the 47th Call Of Duty game has been marred as a soulless cash grab.
If they don't christen this ballroom with a livestreamed game of Boar On The Floor what are we even doing
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If they don't christen this ballroom with a livestreamed game of Boar On The Floor what are we even doing
Movie plot holes- in The Amazing Spider-Man 2, they never explain how Rhino managed to get a giant mech suit through the Lincoln Tunnel.
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Movie plot holes- in The Amazing Spider-Man 2, they never explain how Rhino managed to get a giant mech suit through the Lincoln Tunnel.
Commercials be like
Tis the season for great savings
We have all the best in store
So come on down you'll be raving
About our 0% markdown red tag event only at participating locations we implore!
Tis the season for great savings
We have all the best in store
So come on down you'll be raving
About our 0% markdown red tag event only at participating locations we implore!
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Commercials be like
Tis the season for great savings
We have all the best in store
So come on down you'll be raving
About our 0% markdown red tag event only at participating locations we implore!
Tis the season for great savings
We have all the best in store
So come on down you'll be raving
About our 0% markdown red tag event only at participating locations we implore!
Walking around Times Square doing the DX crotch chop at every car that honks
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Walking around Times Square doing the DX crotch chop at every car that honks
I'm a simple man, I see a Jackson Pollock painting I say "what a shit painting".
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm a simple man, I see a Jackson Pollock painting I say "what a shit painting".
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Got a call from the Snow Miser. The stop motion guy. From the 70s TV special. He said he won't be coming over to my house tonight because it's too cold for him. My house--too cold--for the *Snow Miser*. He's made of snow (?) and he loves it-and my house is too cold for him! I'm so cold right now
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Got a call from the Snow Miser. The stop motion guy. From the 70s TV special. He said he won't be coming over to my house tonight because it's too cold for him. My house--too cold--for the *Snow Miser*. He's made of snow (?) and he loves it-and my house is too cold for him! I'm so cold right now
Eyyyy I'm about to get an authentic New York slice 🍕
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Eyyyy I'm about to get an authentic New York slice 🍕
My preferred greeting to receiveis a warm smile and a "Eyyy there he is!"
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My preferred greeting to receiveis a warm smile and a "Eyyy there he is!"
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this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
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we all have that one homeboy who looks to the East
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
we all have that one homeboy who looks to the East
Oh I thought Glenn Howerton was in the new Running Man and I got kind of excited to see Dennis fighting Dynamo
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Oh I thought Glenn Howerton was in the new Running Man and I got kind of excited to see Dennis fighting Dynamo
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Maybe a movie called Tron should feature the character named Tron in a leading role??
November 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Maybe a movie called Tron should feature the character named Tron in a leading role??
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Getting the impression she did everything to prepare for the bar exam except prepare for the bar exam
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Getting the impression she did everything to prepare for the bar exam except prepare for the bar exam
I miss back when the Bills were good.
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I miss back when the Bills were good.
Lead rhymes with Read but also Lead rhymes with Read.
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Lead rhymes with Read but also Lead rhymes with Read.
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This is SHOCKING, what is supposed to pass for justice anymore
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This is SHOCKING, what is supposed to pass for justice anymore
Muttering "No thanks to Congress" every time I complete a chore around the house
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Muttering "No thanks to Congress" every time I complete a chore around the house
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I see we are now to the "no, you can't fly" part of making the USA great once more.
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I see we are now to the "no, you can't fly" part of making the USA great once more.
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time