Dan
@dster.bsky.social
former antagonist, currently a big sweetheart
Eyyyy I'm about to get an authentic New York slice 🍕
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Eyyyy I'm about to get an authentic New York slice 🍕
The only reason I even enjoy fantasy football is writing the epitaph for when I'm eliminated from the guillotine league
October 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The only reason I even enjoy fantasy football is writing the epitaph for when I'm eliminated from the guillotine league
I diced a red bell pepper and threw some seeds in a pot as a joke and now I've got responsibility.
October 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I diced a red bell pepper and threw some seeds in a pot as a joke and now I've got responsibility.
Every "it's autumn!" couple looks like this
September 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Every "it's autumn!" couple looks like this
Chuck Schumer leading the Free Folk:
September 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Chuck Schumer leading the Free Folk:
Throwing on some calming and easy listening tunes
September 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Throwing on some calming and easy listening tunes
Wow new logo looks great no notes
September 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Wow new logo looks great no notes
Me with a jar of pickles:
September 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Me with a jar of pickles:
When my buddy and I eat too many chips
August 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
When my buddy and I eat too many chips
I have invented this miracle cure
August 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I have invented this miracle cure
One of my favorite Movie Moments ever:
August 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
One of my favorite Movie Moments ever:
The LinkedIn folks are celebrating the speed that apps can be churned out like TicTacs and I'm wondering if it's good to be giving 19 year olds sensitive data without any oversight whatsoever but I guess I'm just an idiot.
August 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The LinkedIn folks are celebrating the speed that apps can be churned out like TicTacs and I'm wondering if it's good to be giving 19 year olds sensitive data without any oversight whatsoever but I guess I'm just an idiot.
What does any of this fucking nonsense mean???
July 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
What does any of this fucking nonsense mean???
Eyyyyyy I'm squashin' here
July 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Eyyyyyy I'm squashin' here
"Beggars can't be choosers."
ME:
ME:
July 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Beggars can't be choosers."
ME:
ME: