HolyCrayons
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Geordie. Pyjamas. Some kids. You know the script.
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
"SHUT YOUR GOD DAMNED MOUTH AND SIT YOUR ARSE ON THE FUCKING CHAIR" is what I've just been shouting at my telly #TheTraitorsUncloaked
January 16, 2026 at 9:26 PM
"SHUT YOUR GOD DAMNED MOUTH AND SIT YOUR ARSE ON THE FUCKING CHAIR" is what I've just been shouting at my telly #TheTraitorsUncloaked
Every time that CeeBeebies prick with the sideburns talks I want to put my foot through the telly #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Every time that CeeBeebies prick with the sideburns talks I want to put my foot through the telly #TheTraitors
Oh...it's your #TOTP evening isn't it?
a man is sitting on a swing in the grass
ALT: a man is sitting on a swing in the grass
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January 16, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Oh...it's your #TOTP evening isn't it?
Can I be controversial for a moment?
Jessie on #TheTraitors is a bit annoying and I wouldn't be mad if she got murdered. She's Roxy with yellow eyeshadow.
I've said my piece.
Jessie on #TheTraitors is a bit annoying and I wouldn't be mad if she got murdered. She's Roxy with yellow eyeshadow.
I've said my piece.
January 16, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Can I be controversial for a moment?
Jessie on #TheTraitors is a bit annoying and I wouldn't be mad if she got murdered. She's Roxy with yellow eyeshadow.
I've said my piece.
Jessie on #TheTraitors is a bit annoying and I wouldn't be mad if she got murdered. She's Roxy with yellow eyeshadow.
I've said my piece.
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I'm sorry, but fuck off.
January 16, 2026 at 11:19 AM
I'm sorry, but fuck off.
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Thoughts and prayers to Jessie's jaw this series. It's seriously putting in the graft. #TheTraitors
January 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Thoughts and prayers to Jessie's jaw this series. It's seriously putting in the graft. #TheTraitors
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy
OR or....hear me out...he could just...NOT make them anymore.
James Cameron says he must find a cheaper way to produce the Avatar movies in order to continue making them. https://bit.ly/4qnlOpl
January 15, 2026 at 12:38 PM
OR or....hear me out...he could just...NOT make them anymore.
Feeling supremely smug about paying to get Crotch Goblin 2.0 the chickenpox vaccine last summer. Literally EVERY KID in his nursery came down with it over Christmas, most have only just returned this week.
a woman is making a funny face in a dark room while wearing a suit and tie .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face in a dark room while wearing a suit and tie .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Feeling supremely smug about paying to get Crotch Goblin 2.0 the chickenpox vaccine last summer. Literally EVERY KID in his nursery came down with it over Christmas, most have only just returned this week.
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Spoiler alert, all these books end with the main character driving off a cliff #TheTraitors
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Spoiler alert, all these books end with the main character driving off a cliff #TheTraitors
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My anaemia has me on my actual arse today.
January 14, 2026 at 10:25 AM
My anaemia has me on my actual arse today.
Oh good. My new boots make comedy noise.
January 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Oh good. My new boots make comedy noise.
Nurse is now four minutes late for my appointment and I'm disproportionately FEWMIN.
January 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Nurse is now four minutes late for my appointment and I'm disproportionately FEWMIN.
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Me not buying into the schtick of Disneyworld at all:
THERE'S A FUCKING MOUSE BEING A DICKHEAD
January 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Me not buying into the schtick of Disneyworld at all:
Just watched 28 Years Later.
My notes -
Voldemort
Massive penis
Jimmy Savile
My notes -
Voldemort
Massive penis
Jimmy Savile
January 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Just watched 28 Years Later.
My notes -
Voldemort
Massive penis
Jimmy Savile
My notes -
Voldemort
Massive penis
Jimmy Savile
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what’s whitney houston’s favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAND EYEEEE
HAAAAND EYEEEE
November 20, 2024 at 2:04 PM
what’s whitney houston’s favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAND EYEEEE
HAAAAND EYEEEE
I am absolutely living for Judith's power hair. I wish this was a gritty true crime thing about where they kept the taxidermy children, alas, it's only those two tossers with 'Find it, Fix it, Flog it'.
January 9, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I am absolutely living for Judith's power hair. I wish this was a gritty true crime thing about where they kept the taxidermy children, alas, it's only those two tossers with 'Find it, Fix it, Flog it'.
Welcome to another day of "he's got his nuts on my Xbox controller!" and other sentences you never anticipated hearing once you became a parent.
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Welcome to another day of "he's got his nuts on my Xbox controller!" and other sentences you never anticipated hearing once you became a parent.
All the southerners on one because their schools are closed, is it?
Cute.
Cute.
January 9, 2026 at 9:14 AM
All the southerners on one because their schools are closed, is it?
Cute.
Cute.