...so dear friends, feel free to put him on blast here. I could cut glass with my tit ends.

And no, the first line of the thread was most definitely not euphemism. GROW UP.

And no, he won't get accidentally locked out if he closes them, they're modern doors with real life, functional handles on them. I've raised this delightful little "ism" of his in the past and usually get met with some horseshit excuse like "I had my hands full" (spoiler, he did not)...

I'm just thinking about my favourite parts of a buffet tbh. Zero thoughts of penetration.

Some cheeky Vol-au-vents and a bit cheese and pineapple on a stick 💦

Perfectly valid I'd say. I haven't told my family how scared and close to death I was having CG 3.0, though I can't quite explain why 🤷🏼‍♀️ And morphine IS enjoyable.
Hope you're bearing up good now, grandad duties await.

Ahh she's here! Massive congratulations Col, she's scrumptious, doesn't even look new and all scrunched up like a punched up octogenarian, she's beautiful 😊 x

Still not over the Rebecca Loos scandal, James?

An honourable mention goes to 'Bushes of Love' and 'My Stick'.

An evergreen anthem in this house.

Yup

Assumed as much.

Why thank you 😊 x