HJ Armstrong
@hjarmstrong.bsky.social
ND. Misfit. Searcher. Restless. Makes jokes at inappropriate times. Likely covered in crumbs.
Entrepreneur-ish. Genealogy is my jam, but I only post about it at @suitcasegen.bsky.social and @yoretravel.bsky.social.
Avi: 2011 US Navy Birthday Ball
Entrepreneur-ish. Genealogy is my jam, but I only post about it at @suitcasegen.bsky.social and @yoretravel.bsky.social.
Avi: 2011 US Navy Birthday Ball
Pinned
Fuck today.
Fuck this week.
Fuck this month.
Fuck this year.
Fuck this week.
Fuck this month.
Fuck this year.
"A recent study analyzed biomarker data from blood samples collected by the US government as part of regular surveys monitoring Americans’ health."
I'm sorry, what?
(I'd like to see this study, but the PDF is no longer available through the link provided.)
I'm sorry, what?
(I'd like to see this study, but the PDF is no longer available through the link provided.)
Research has found that a routine vaccine slows aging and cut dementia risk. www.vox.com/health/47776...
We have a miraculous anti-aging vaccine. Why aren’t more people getting it?
Research has found that a routine vaccine slows aging and cut dementia risk.
www.vox.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
"A recent study analyzed biomarker data from blood samples collected by the US government as part of regular surveys monitoring Americans’ health."
I'm sorry, what?
(I'd like to see this study, but the PDF is no longer available through the link provided.)
I'm sorry, what?
(I'd like to see this study, but the PDF is no longer available through the link provided.)
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See my previous posts. I am again looking for a temporary place for Kilee, a lovable dog. He doesn't bark, doesn't chew, and is house-trained. He reacts aggressively towards other dogs and isn't ideal for cats. The owner is homeless after the two fled an abusive house. Anybody? #yeg
February 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
See my previous posts. I am again looking for a temporary place for Kilee, a lovable dog. He doesn't bark, doesn't chew, and is house-trained. He reacts aggressively towards other dogs and isn't ideal for cats. The owner is homeless after the two fled an abusive house. Anybody? #yeg
*crumbles into dust* 😩
30 years ago today, Fugees released The Score, a landmark album that fused hip-hop, reggae, and soul. Featuring hits like "Killing Me Softly" and "Ready or Not," it became one of the best-selling and most influential rap albums of all time.
February 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
*crumbles into dust* 😩
We've been saying to punch Nazis for years...The kid has follow-through.
February 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
We've been saying to punch Nazis for years...The kid has follow-through.
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When Hamilton arrived, he was wounded, scared, and suffering the effects of malnourishment. He was a fearful, reactive boy who flinched at every touch.
Today, he is a sweet soul who seeks out attention and begs for treats. His famous mutton chops are a testament to his health and happiness!
(2/3)
Today, he is a sweet soul who seeks out attention and begs for treats. His famous mutton chops are a testament to his health and happiness!
(2/3)
February 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
When Hamilton arrived, he was wounded, scared, and suffering the effects of malnourishment. He was a fearful, reactive boy who flinched at every touch.
Today, he is a sweet soul who seeks out attention and begs for treats. His famous mutton chops are a testament to his health and happiness!
(2/3)
Today, he is a sweet soul who seeks out attention and begs for treats. His famous mutton chops are a testament to his health and happiness!
(2/3)
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Playtime with mom never gets old. 🩷
At 12 weeks old, Bao is growing fast and momma Pintar is right there for every pounce, wrestle and chase. These playful moments help Bao build strength, coordination and the skills he’ll need as he continues to grow.
📹: Animal care staff Katie
At 12 weeks old, Bao is growing fast and momma Pintar is right there for every pounce, wrestle and chase. These playful moments help Bao build strength, coordination and the skills he’ll need as he continues to grow.
📹: Animal care staff Katie
February 13, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Playtime with mom never gets old. 🩷
At 12 weeks old, Bao is growing fast and momma Pintar is right there for every pounce, wrestle and chase. These playful moments help Bao build strength, coordination and the skills he’ll need as he continues to grow.
📹: Animal care staff Katie
At 12 weeks old, Bao is growing fast and momma Pintar is right there for every pounce, wrestle and chase. These playful moments help Bao build strength, coordination and the skills he’ll need as he continues to grow.
📹: Animal care staff Katie
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“Democrats are afraid of what they’ll find in the Epstein Files. They don’t want full accountability.”
I will burn the Democratic Party to the ground and piss on the ashes if I find out our leaders were involved in a massive child sex trafficking operation. Every Democrat I know feels the same.
I will burn the Democratic Party to the ground and piss on the ashes if I find out our leaders were involved in a massive child sex trafficking operation. Every Democrat I know feels the same.
February 13, 2026 at 12:33 AM
“Democrats are afraid of what they’ll find in the Epstein Files. They don’t want full accountability.”
I will burn the Democratic Party to the ground and piss on the ashes if I find out our leaders were involved in a massive child sex trafficking operation. Every Democrat I know feels the same.
I will burn the Democratic Party to the ground and piss on the ashes if I find out our leaders were involved in a massive child sex trafficking operation. Every Democrat I know feels the same.
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Buzz is a sweet 12-year-old Maltipoo who can't wait to meet you! More about buzz here: https://f.mtr.cool/wygodsidtt
February 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Buzz is a sweet 12-year-old Maltipoo who can't wait to meet you! More about buzz here: https://f.mtr.cool/wygodsidtt
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Democrats should promise, today, that Melania Trump, Elon Musk and Peter Thiel will be stripped of citizenship and deported if the administration advances this effort
cool, cool. so we are sort of like citizens, but not really?
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Democrats should promise, today, that Melania Trump, Elon Musk and Peter Thiel will be stripped of citizenship and deported if the administration advances this effort
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Breaking: California officials voted unanimously to list Central Coast and Southern California mountain lions as threatened under the California Endangered Species Act. bit.ly/4kwyicd
📸 National Park Service
📸 National Park Service
February 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Breaking: California officials voted unanimously to list Central Coast and Southern California mountain lions as threatened under the California Endangered Species Act. bit.ly/4kwyicd
📸 National Park Service
📸 National Park Service
Mood
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Mood
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Elon Musk types some rando crap into his creep site for creeps and this is what y'all do?
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
cnb.cx
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Elon Musk types some rando crap into his creep site for creeps and this is what y'all do?
All they're missing is blue paint and kilts.
February 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
All they're missing is blue paint and kilts.
tell your sheep i said hi
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 PM
tell your sheep i said hi
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I am proud to stand with my fellow Hell Cats today and every day in the fight for our democracy. We didn’t fight overseas for our country, our freedoms, and our values just to watch the freedoms of Americans be clawed back right here at home.
Meet the Hell Cats — a key to Democrats’ hopes of taking the House
A Signal group chat has become a support system and a strategy hub for these Democratic women veterans running in high-stakes races.
19thnews.org
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I am proud to stand with my fellow Hell Cats today and every day in the fight for our democracy. We didn’t fight overseas for our country, our freedoms, and our values just to watch the freedoms of Americans be clawed back right here at home.
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This is a real timelapse video of the Moon transiting in front of the Earth.
It was captured by the Artemis 1 Orion spacecraft in November 2022 while flying at it's furthest point from the Earth.
The video covers about 3.75 hours of real time. 🔭🧪
It was captured by the Artemis 1 Orion spacecraft in November 2022 while flying at it's furthest point from the Earth.
The video covers about 3.75 hours of real time. 🔭🧪
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
This is a real timelapse video of the Moon transiting in front of the Earth.
It was captured by the Artemis 1 Orion spacecraft in November 2022 while flying at it's furthest point from the Earth.
The video covers about 3.75 hours of real time. 🔭🧪
It was captured by the Artemis 1 Orion spacecraft in November 2022 while flying at it's furthest point from the Earth.
The video covers about 3.75 hours of real time. 🔭🧪
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Happy Wednesday from adoptable kitty, Tilly! Tilly has been continuing to do a great job of building her confidence, she has been busy exploring around her loving foster home, stopping for pets, and having fun playing too! This sweetheart is 5 years old, she must be adopted with one of her
February 11, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Happy Wednesday from adoptable kitty, Tilly! Tilly has been continuing to do a great job of building her confidence, she has been busy exploring around her loving foster home, stopping for pets, and having fun playing too! This sweetheart is 5 years old, she must be adopted with one of her
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Please honor James’ memory by getting screened for colorectal cancer. Make the call today if you are 45 or have a family history. Rates are surging among young people. Catching it early is the best way to survive it.
www.cancer.org/cancer/types...
www.cancer.org/cancer/types...
February 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Please honor James’ memory by getting screened for colorectal cancer. Make the call today if you are 45 or have a family history. Rates are surging among young people. Catching it early is the best way to survive it.
www.cancer.org/cancer/types...
www.cancer.org/cancer/types...
Aw, fuck. This is horrible. Too young. RIP.
James Van Der Beek, who has been battling cancer, has died.
He was 48.
Per TMZ.
He was 48.
Per TMZ.
February 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Aw, fuck. This is horrible. Too young. RIP.
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This is obviously incorrect as a description of fact but it is a forthright expression of MAGA goals and aspirations: they believe it should be illegal to not like, agree or associate with them bsky.app/profile/bern...
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
This is obviously incorrect as a description of fact but it is a forthright expression of MAGA goals and aspirations: they believe it should be illegal to not like, agree or associate with them bsky.app/profile/bern...
A username of stp.guy7 implies there were six previous guys talking about sticky toffee pudding on TikTok. What happened to them? Did they piss of the sticky toffee pudding industry? Are we going to find their bodies in barrels of sticky sauce?
THIS IS UPSETTING.
THIS IS UPSETTING.
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
A username of stp.guy7 implies there were six previous guys talking about sticky toffee pudding on TikTok. What happened to them? Did they piss of the sticky toffee pudding industry? Are we going to find their bodies in barrels of sticky sauce?
THIS IS UPSETTING.
THIS IS UPSETTING.
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
Absolutely horrifying.
EXCLUSIVE: A whistleblower tells @thebarbedwire.com he spent years burying radioactive fracking waste, which melted the bones in his neck and jaw. Then a residential community — and an elementary school — was built on top. 🧵
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/11/a...
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/11/a...
Whistleblower Says Radioactive Fracking Waste Site Melted His Jaw. Now There’s an Elementary School There.
Then an elementary school was built on top of it.
thebarbedwire.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Absolutely horrifying.
"Chris Gross, a second-generation mint farmer in Wilder, told the Times that the town relies on Hispanic labor. “Nobody thought something like this could happen here,” he said."
JFC. *screams into pillow*
JFC. *screams into pillow*
February 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
"Chris Gross, a second-generation mint farmer in Wilder, told the Times that the town relies on Hispanic labor. “Nobody thought something like this could happen here,” he said."
JFC. *screams into pillow*
JFC. *screams into pillow*
There are some great lines/speeches in The American President that have never made me sigh so heavily and wearily until now.
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
There are some great lines/speeches in The American President that have never made me sigh so heavily and wearily until now.