Hipnogato
@hipnogato.bsky.social
Felónido semi-vertebrado puturreante y septentrional.
Gallego de incógnito.
Cierta querencia por caldos y pucheros.
Experto en escurrir gazapos en los posts.
Gallego de incógnito.
Cierta querencia por caldos y pucheros.
Experto en escurrir gazapos en los posts.
Pon tu personaje favorito del Señor de los Anillos. Solo respuestas equivocadas
November 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Pon tu personaje favorito del Señor de los Anillos. Solo respuestas equivocadas
Tendrá bugs, y los planetas tendrán poca chicha para tanta extensión pero, en este momento, para este chico de provincias, terraformar planetas en una galaxia lejana es un placer.
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Tendrá bugs, y los planetas tendrán poca chicha para tanta extensión pero, en este momento, para este chico de provincias, terraformar planetas en una galaxia lejana es un placer.
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Os voy a contar cómo vi Juego de Tronos porque hasta que no os lo cuente no os vais a quedar tranquilos, pesaos, que sois unos pesaos.
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Os voy a contar cómo vi Juego de Tronos porque hasta que no os lo cuente no os vais a quedar tranquilos, pesaos, que sois unos pesaos.
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Ojo, que hay cosas que quedan recontextualizadas...
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Ojo, que hay cosas que quedan recontextualizadas...
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Let's be clear-eyed about what this is.
The United States is pushing for regime change in Europe, supporting the far right in their efforts to take power in the next elections. As a result, they're polling in 1st place in Germany, France & UK
And our centrist leaders pretend it's not happening.
The United States is pushing for regime change in Europe, supporting the far right in their efforts to take power in the next elections. As a result, they're polling in 1st place in Germany, France & UK
And our centrist leaders pretend it's not happening.
America is pursuing regime change in Europe
The far-right candidate won yesterday's presidential election in Poland, thanks at least in part to help from the Trump regime. Centrist EU governments need to realise America wants them out.
davekeating.substack.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Let's be clear-eyed about what this is.
The United States is pushing for regime change in Europe, supporting the far right in their efforts to take power in the next elections. As a result, they're polling in 1st place in Germany, France & UK
And our centrist leaders pretend it's not happening.
The United States is pushing for regime change in Europe, supporting the far right in their efforts to take power in the next elections. As a result, they're polling in 1st place in Germany, France & UK
And our centrist leaders pretend it's not happening.
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My Inquisitor every time they need to go down stairs in Skyhold
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My Inquisitor every time they need to go down stairs in Skyhold
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
Mi hijo ha aprendido la expresión "quinto pino" y lleva así desde que salió del cole.
WELP.
WELP.
a cartoon of bart simpson saying i am so great i am so great
ALT: a cartoon of bart simpson saying i am so great i am so great
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Mi hijo ha aprendido la expresión "quinto pino" y lleva así desde que salió del cole.
WELP.
WELP.
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I think there is a word for having to ask permission to the authorities to say what you believe.
I am going to ask the school president if that word is allowed.
I am going to ask the school president if that word is allowed.
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I think there is a word for having to ask permission to the authorities to say what you believe.
I am going to ask the school president if that word is allowed.
I am going to ask the school president if that word is allowed.
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crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
Vamos a probar lo de @profanity.accountant para saber qué tacos estoy olvidando usar.
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Vamos a probar lo de @profanity.accountant para saber qué tacos estoy olvidando usar.
Qué movidote estará a punto de explotar en las narices al PP para que estén citando a declarar los domingos en la astracanada iurismagufa.
ÚLTIMA HORA | El juez Peinado cita a declarar el próximo domingo a la alto cargo de Moncloa imputada en el caso de Begoña Gómez
www.eldiario.es/politica/jue...
www.eldiario.es/politica/jue...
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Qué movidote estará a punto de explotar en las narices al PP para que estén citando a declarar los domingos en la astracanada iurismagufa.
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Otro día en el que se demuestra la necesidad de que la contradicción dé calambre [fuerte].
Un diputado balear de Vox pide prohibir el velo islámico pero lo defiende en las monjas: “Ellas están sometidas a Dios” www.eldiario.es/illes-balear...
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Otro día en el que se demuestra la necesidad de que la contradicción dé calambre [fuerte].
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Neno, porque no solo son los años, es el "cuánto cotizas..."
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Neno, porque no solo son los años, es el "cuánto cotizas..."
"Tu serie favorita pronto tendrá nueva temporada, en 2026"
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"Tu serie favorita pronto tendrá nueva temporada, en 2026"
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This is such a great opportunity to deliver on what I've always known to be true.
Given the abundance of evidence, from his lack of aging and seven different human forms, it's obvious that James Bond is a Timelord. We just show him regenerate. Problem solved.
That'll be £50,000,000 please, MGM.
Given the abundance of evidence, from his lack of aging and seven different human forms, it's obvious that James Bond is a Timelord. We just show him regenerate. Problem solved.
That'll be £50,000,000 please, MGM.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This is such a great opportunity to deliver on what I've always known to be true.
Given the abundance of evidence, from his lack of aging and seven different human forms, it's obvious that James Bond is a Timelord. We just show him regenerate. Problem solved.
That'll be £50,000,000 please, MGM.
Given the abundance of evidence, from his lack of aging and seven different human forms, it's obvious that James Bond is a Timelord. We just show him regenerate. Problem solved.
That'll be £50,000,000 please, MGM.
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Porque los Midterms no van a suspenderse solos.
USDA orders states to stop paying full SNAP benefits and "immediately undo" steps taken to issue them for November. Follow live updates.
https://cnn.it/47LOq3z
https://cnn.it/47LOq3z
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Porque los Midterms no van a suspenderse solos.
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I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that
"No es la pinta con más espuma de la barra" (se nota que estoy viendo La Casa Guinness)
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
"No es la pinta con más espuma de la barra" (se nota que estoy viendo La Casa Guinness)
¿Hemos tenido un episodio transitorio de consumismo?
Sí.
Sí.
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
¿Hemos tenido un episodio transitorio de consumismo?
Sí.
Sí.
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When you're getting ready for the Citadel DLC in Mass Effect 3 after a really bad Suicide Mission run in Mass Effect 2
July 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
When you're getting ready for the Citadel DLC in Mass Effect 3 after a really bad Suicide Mission run in Mass Effect 2
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¡Qué miedo van a tenerle si viven de ella!
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
¡Qué miedo van a tenerle si viven de ella!
O, al menos, en la galería de retratos presidenciales.
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
O, al menos, en la galería de retratos presidenciales.
Cada vez que mi hijo dice "Merlina"
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Cada vez que mi hijo dice "Merlina"