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HimboBrite
@himbobrite.bsky.social
Lv 52 Himbo class, kinky gym tiger

He/himbo in Atlanta 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏿
Sober is sexy. You’re probably more smart than me.

Owner of @himbostuff.com
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Being the known #himbo in my circles of friends, the question of “what is a himbo?” is something I have had asked from time to time. So…

What Is A Himbo?
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I went out dancing on Friday night with @himbobrite.bsky.social but I didn't even take one photo of my outfit. And I looked pretty decent! Oh well, I still had fun. It was successful for my first time at a club in eons.
January 19, 2026 at 7:38 PM
LOL. Harry Kim eventually makes admiral. I guess it’s to make up for him being stuck at ensign for 7+ years.
January 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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My friend says this looks like a pig with its eyes closed, or a horse? what do you see
January 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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I'm gonna tell my kids that this was Heated Rivalry
January 15, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I know from first hand experience that this is, in fact, not accurate.
that sign can’t stop me because I can’t read !
January 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Reposting because I forgot to tag it as adult and the filters didn’t catch it for once. Maybe because I’m wearing a shirt. 😅

Happy #InternationalMaleChastityDay to those that celebrate.

#LockedSub #GayChastity #LockedFag #HappyHimbo
January 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I'm gonna tell my kids that this was Heated Rivalry
January 15, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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16-Part Epoxy

xkcd.com/3194/
January 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Let me tell ya, the 90s were something else.

#YouHadToBeThere #GenX
January 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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Feels so 2016 creating a bingo card for the year ahead, but I have never done this so anyway here's my 2026 Predictions as a bingo card.
January 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
This is your reminder that if you are a Gay™, then you are obligated, by law, to always pick Squirtle as your starter when given the choice.
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Top ramen implies the existence of verse ramen, bottom ramen, and side ramen
January 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This just goes to show how little Fine and the rest of his ilk know about law and property rights. Everyone with a brain knows you have to call “dibs” first.
Florida Rep Randy Fine has introduced a bill authorising Trump to annexe Greenland and set it on a pathway to becoming America's 51st state.
January 12, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Not my house, but I know my way around
January 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Long before the term existed, Star Trek's heart was "woke" & even though that word has been hijacked & made a cudgel to insult, to ridicule & - at the toxic extremes of social media - to justify prejudice & racism, Star Trek's heart is strong & still beating for those listening
January 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
2016—>2026
January 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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The Grass-Fire-Water option starters is stale. Try something new like pure Fighting-Psychic-Dark as the starters with a second typing at stage 3 evo.

Also, enough with the Pikachu clones.
January 8, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Give us the option to choose our avatar’s age in some of the console games. 30 years in, it’s safe to say a good chunk, if not the majority of people playing are not kids.
January 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
When unwanted AI results can’t even avoid contradicting itself in one paragraph. 🙄

AI is untrustworthy and rubbish
January 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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The Avengers: Doomsday trailer reminds us that Professor X and Magneto are madly in love and that's a fact
January 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
What an amazing day with my favorite guy @georgemafredas.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Attention British and metric using pals:

My name is Clifton, not Cliftonne since I weigh 10% less now.

Thank you for your understanding.
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Today the Pentagon censured Senator Mark Kelly and moved to strip part of his earned military retirement benefits for stating the truth.

This administration is trying to convince Americans that truth is whatever it says it is—even when the evidence is plainly in front of us.
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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Jurassic World
Jurassic 64
Jurassic Sunshine
Jurassic Odyssey
January 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM