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HimboBrite
@himbobrite.bsky.social
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Lv 52 Himbo class, kinky gym tiger

He/himbo in Atlanta 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏿
Sober is sexy. You’re probably more smart than me.

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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · Nov 16
Being the known #himbo in my circles of friends, the question of “what is a himbo?” is something I have had asked from time to time. So…

What Is A Himbo?
What Is A Himbo? Himbo is a male version of a bimbo. A term that was pretty popular in 80s and possibly used as early as the 60s. Classically both words were meant to be derogatory to describe an attractive but not terribly bright individual. As with many slang words used in popular culture the meaning has evolved and is not always used in the strictest sense of what they once meant. By modern standards some have chosen to embrace being a himbo as positive identity. Some say jokingly the modern himbo code is three pillars: Pure of heart Strong of Muscle Dumb of Ass But even by that it is not always a strict rule that someone has to completely and absolutely embody those. Not all Himbos are idiots. Some can be quite smart at times, but also have air-head or "I don't get it" moments to things that are not always complex. Those that willing want to embrace being a himbo are usually guys that want to workout, get buff, try not to sweat little things, prefer being nice over being an asshole, and not spend too much time thinking...especially about things that will only make them stress.
himbobrite.bsky.social
Reminder: the (highly profitable) company that has never hesitated in going after anyone for using their IPs without consent (and paying them for so) wants to utilize a tech that does the exact same thing to other creators, while also replacing the employees that used to get payed for that job.
thewrap.com TheWrap @thewrap.com · 17h
#Disney CEO Bob Iger said “We see opportunities in terms of efficiency and effectiveness by deploying AI, not just in the production process, but really across our company."

Read more: https://bit.ly/3LDSbk2

📸 Araya Doheny/Getty Images for Disney/Jonathan Raa/NurPhoto via Getty Images
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
himbobrite.bsky.social
Subway by Chappell Ronan vs You’re Beautiful by James Blunt remix

#MissedConnectionsOnTheSubway #TheyreTheSamePicture
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
himbobrite.bsky.social
I wonder how far Disney/Pixar are from doing a [Remastered] Toy Story? Taking the original data files, remapping and texturing the models, and rendering with present day software.
danlehner.bsky.social paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 18d
(toddler parent stuff): the animation in Monsters, Inc. (2001) and Finding Nemo (2003) doesn’t feel dated at all, IMO, but Toy Story (1995) still feels a bit like “advanced bowling alley animation”. they really settled into something.
October 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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dennisbhooper.bsky.social
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon (Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
himbobrite.bsky.social
I’m going for the pegging and wrestling bare-backed
oispooky.bsky.social Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 18d
Fantastic list of attractions at a Wakefield fete in 1894.

Go for the lemon and sheep cutting, stay for the old ladies and fish.
advert from Wakefield Free Press, May 1894. It reads: GRAND FETES WHIT MONDAY AND TUESDAY, Military Tournaments. Tent pegging, lemon and sheep cutting, sword fetes mounted and dismounted, wrestling on bare-backed horses, military sketch etc etc novelty of the season - Japanese daylight fireworks! Elephants, donkeys, old ladies, fish, flags of all nations, jockeys on horseback etc etc
October 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
1 - a guy holding his face on his hand "my kink is when doctors actually care whether I live or die" 2 - a different guy talking "unrealistic. settle for bondage like the rest of us."
October 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
himbobrite.bsky.social
Fun Fact: a group of himbos is called a “hunk”

#HimboThoughts
himbobrite.bsky.social HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 19d
Himbo math problem:

1 himbo + 1 himbo = 1 himbos

I cherished all the time we got to spend together these couple of weeks, but it feels like you’re leaving too soon. Missing you already @georgemafredas.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
himbobrite.bsky.social
Himbo math problem:

1 himbo + 1 himbo = 1 himbos

I cherished all the time we got to spend together these couple of weeks, but it feels like you’re leaving too soon. Missing you already @georgemafredas.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
himbobrite.bsky.social
One for the “companies with no gays, or it’s all gays” file
Post: Somehow they allowed this. This made it through advertising and marketing. Image of sign advertising sub sandwich’s: SOMEONE ALLOWED THIS. OTHER SUBS CALL IT "SIR"
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
himbobrite.bsky.social
Just tell me how many reps, Coach.
October 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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himbobrite.bsky.social
Here for watching the robot army’s CPUs overclock while wrestling with Asimov’s 3 Laws of Robotics in regards to Elon as an individual.

“Elon is not a humane being, therefore, is Elon actually a human being?”
October 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
himbobrite.bsky.social
After 30+min of going back and forth on them wanting to destroy my h***…
maplesipper.bsky.social Maplesipper @maplesipper.bsky.social · Oct 15
Every time someone says this I just want to say "what can you do?"
Messaged saying "but I cant host or drive"
October 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
himbobrite.bsky.social
This picture just slapped me in the face and called me “old man”
nerdy70.bsky.social Paul 🏳️‍🌈 @nerdy70.bsky.social · 21d
I found my old Playlist!

[For you young'ens, this is a CD holder which goes on a car sun visor]
October 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
himbobrite.bsky.social
It’s my day
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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vamospeat.bsky.social
if you need good news: a methodist church in dallas’ gayborhood is painting its steps progressive pride colors in response to texas banning rainbow crosswalks w threats of withholding federal funding
October 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
himbobrite.bsky.social
In related news…

#SpinMeRightRound
friendlytoys.ca Friendly Toys @friendlytoys.ca · 22d
Meet Screw 38.

Built to twist, made to thrill. Drops tomorrow at 10am Pacific (1pm ET).

Set your alarm and snag it first.

friendlytoys.ca
October 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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like-the-bunch.bsky.social
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”

when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
NYT Magazine headline “‘I'm on Fire': Testosterone Is Giving Women Back Their Sex Drive - and Then Some There is no F.D.A.-approved testosterone product for women. Insurance won't cover it. Many doctors won't prescribe it. It's become a cultural phenomenon.”
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
himbobrite.bsky.social
Must not be much going on in the world for the NYT to report on just now discovering “star” bit screws.

Maybe they heard the new WH ballroom will utilize these in the construction and were colored curious.
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · 22d
Americans have been stuck on slip-prone, strip-prone screws for centuries. There’s a better way. nyti.ms/43rVwZq
Headline: The Best Screw You’ve Never Used. A photo shows a single gold-colored Torx-head screw next to a screwdriver handle with a star-shaped Torx bit inserted, on a light wood surface.
October 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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kelciemmorris.bsky.social
Local legislator displays the importance of kerning
Fighter jets against the backdrop of a sky with the Idaho state flag and a quote that should say “everyone is an ally until they aren’t” but the spacing makes it look like it says “everyone is anally until they aren’t”
October 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
himbobrite.bsky.social
Of the famous New England Doormats family?
matthighton.bsky.social Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 22d
What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
himbobrite.bsky.social
The Black Mirror episode (Be Right Back (2013) covered this pretty well. Though the Battlestar Galactica prequel Caprica (2009) had it as a core story line and tackled it in a slightly less selfish fashion. What if the totality of our online footprint was compiled to remake us. Would it be us?
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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brutumfulmen.bsky.social
The way cats act, you’d think they’d be more understanding when we put little hats on them and try to use the carpool lane.
October 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
himbobrite.bsky.social
Me: Yes Sir, Daddy! Make this boy serve his Dom.

Personal Trainer: How many times do I have to tell you I’m not your Dom Daddy?

#HimboThoughts
October 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
genuinely do not understand ppl who gatekeep their Halloween candy by age, what do you mean too old to be trick or treating,I earned that candy by defeating these 7 year olds in single combat and you need to respect tradition
October 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM