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HimboBrite
@himbobrite.bsky.social
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Lv 52 Himbo class, kinky gym tiger

He/himbo in Atlanta 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏿
Sober is sexy. You’re probably more smart than me.

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If some of the theories are correct and he is actually doing this to rebuild, expand, and refortify the PEOC, then the look and quality of the ballroom above is of lesser importance to him and his cabinet.
The Presidential Emergency Operations Center (PEOC) is a secure bunker located beneath the East Wing of the White House, designed to protect the president and key personnel during emergencies. It is equipped with modern communication tools to coordinate responses to crises
October 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Himbo math problem:

1 himbo + 1 himbo = 1 himbos

I cherished all the time we got to spend together these couple of weeks, but it feels like you’re leaving too soon. Missing you already @georgemafredas.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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New updates just dropped
October 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Great, great, great, great, grand-relatives
Badgey from Star Trek: Lower Decks
October 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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One for the “companies with no gays, or it’s all gays” file
Post: Somehow they allowed this. This made it through advertising and marketing. Image of sign advertising sub sandwich’s: SOMEONE ALLOWED THIS. OTHER SUBS CALL IT "SIR"
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Trying to remember how that ended for Jones…
Still image from the film Robocop (1987) of the character Jones falling from the top of a skyscraper.
October 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Wait until another 10+yrs when they discover the “security” versions of torx screws.
Image of a security torx bit head screw. Torx bit screws have a six point star shaped indentation. The security version is similar, though includes a raised round post in the center of the star.
October 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Happy Birthday
October 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
The Muppets Professor Honeydew and Beaker
October 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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#PokemonGo #Tipsy
October 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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We already know Robert Picardo and these other returning actors are making appearances. And because of hologram Janeway in Prodigy I like to imagine there is a possibility of a hologram Janeway either as an instructor or emergency captain subroutine in that era’s USS Voyager.
Section of cast listing for Star Trek: Starfleet Academy Oded Fehr - Charles Vance Mary Wiseman - Sylvia Tilly Robert Picardo - The Doctor Tig Notaro - Jett Reno
October 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Nice new feature in Pokemon Go: when you tap the evolution items (Sun Stone, King’s Rock, etc) it shows you every Pokemon in your inventory that uses that item to evolve
October 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I don’t look a day over 40
#PokemonGo
Level up screen from Pokemon Go. After the raised level cap jumped from Level 48 to Level 70
October 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Love it when mainstream entertainment dances on the line of kink.
Still image from series Only Murders in the Building. Caption reads: “My ass is sore from having his hand so far up there.” Still image from series Only Murders in the Building. Caption reads: “And not in a fun way.”
October 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Really appreciating my visit to @georgemafredas.bsky.social in NYC. 💖💖💖

Not ready to go home yet.
September 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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I would like one pansexual caramel apple, please. 🩷💛🩵
A sweet treats concession stand at the N Georgia State Fair. Around the top of the stand there are pink, yellow, and cyan striped flags, very similar to the Pansexual Pride flag.
September 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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How I be trying to get rear ended by some of y’all
September 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Custom emoji of the tentacleye monster from Alien: Earth
September 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Atlanta Pride is only a month away. Shop our PrettyQUEER tee, Pride Daylight capri tights, and the rest of our shirts and bags on our site to get ready for the celebration.

#HimboStuff #GetStuffed
Product image for the PrettyQUEER t-shirt available in black, brown, light blue, white m, and light pink Product image for the PrettyQUEER t-shirt available in berry pink, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, dark grey, and light grey Product image for Pride Daylight capri tights
September 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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My humble hump day contribution.
September 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Mega Malamar is serving kunt

#YaaaaaaasssssQween
Artwork for the Pokemon Mega Malamar
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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FYI: how to check if an egg is good/rotten?
Understanding the Egg Float Test The egg float test is a simple method to check the freshness of eggs. It works based on the principle that as eggs age, air seeps in through the porous shell, causing them to become more buoyant. How to Perform the Float Test 1. Gather Materials: You need a bowl or jar filled with cold water. 2. Drop the Egg: Gently place the egg in the water. 3. Observe the Results: EGG POSITION FRESHNESS STATUS Sinks and lies flat Very fresh Stands upright A few weeks old, still edible Floats to the surface Not fresh, discard Why the Float Test Works Fresh eggs have less air inside, so they sink. As eggs age, the air cell inside grows, making them float. This test is a reliable indicator of freshness but does not guarantee that an egg is safe to eat. Always combine this test with other checks, such as the sniff test after cracking the egg. Additional Freshness Checks • Sniff Test: Crack the egg open. If it smells bad, discard it. • Visual Inspection: Look for any unusual colors or textures in the egg white or yolk. Using these methods can help ensure that your eggs are safe to eat.
September 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Where’s the lie?
Meme from 30 Rock. In it Jena is saying “Drama is like gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.”
September 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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If you see this, QTP with a title screen that's iconic to you!
Title screen for Final Fantasy VII (original) Start screen, four Final Fantasy VII (original)
September 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM