Pinned
A butt farting on a human face forever
As someone who grew up there, you might ask how such a transparent grifting asshole became governor- well it’s because most of the people are mean and dumb and they like it.
IMO a dem majority shouldn’t just make DC and PR states, it should turn SD back into a territory
IMO a dem majority shouldn’t just make DC and PR states, it should turn SD back into a territory
NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
As someone who grew up there, you might ask how such a transparent grifting asshole became governor- well it’s because most of the people are mean and dumb and they like it.
IMO a dem majority shouldn’t just make DC and PR states, it should turn SD back into a territory
IMO a dem majority shouldn’t just make DC and PR states, it should turn SD back into a territory
Pockets are a form of dishonesty
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Pockets are a form of dishonesty
Friendly reminder: I’m mentally sound
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Friendly reminder: I’m mentally sound
Now wait just a minute I don’t know how you got out of the shadow realm fella but I’m going to have to ask to kindly but firmly to leave
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Now wait just a minute I don’t know how you got out of the shadow realm fella but I’m going to have to ask to kindly but firmly to leave
Bird are funny. Got a pet bird, keep it in a cage? Little thing gets lonely?
Pop a mirror in there and BOOM they’re all “can you believe it this other bird is awesome and my new bff we’ll never be apart”
Pop a mirror in there and BOOM they’re all “can you believe it this other bird is awesome and my new bff we’ll never be apart”
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Bird are funny. Got a pet bird, keep it in a cage? Little thing gets lonely?
Pop a mirror in there and BOOM they’re all “can you believe it this other bird is awesome and my new bff we’ll never be apart”
Pop a mirror in there and BOOM they’re all “can you believe it this other bird is awesome and my new bff we’ll never be apart”
Jalapeño poppin daddies
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Jalapeño poppin daddies
Red hot jalapeño poppers
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Red hot jalapeño poppers
King gizzard and the lizard wizard Fans still listening on Spotify were unable to discern any difference, however, when the dozens and dozens of too-long slop tracks were swapped in for the beloved groups repertoire
After King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard left Spotify in protest earlier this year, something strange took their place. My investigation into what happened, which resulted in Spotify taking down a bunch of slop tracks www.platformer.news/king-gizzard...
Spotify's doppelgänger problem
After King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard left Spotify in protest earlier this year, something strange took their place
www.platformer.news
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
King gizzard and the lizard wizard Fans still listening on Spotify were unable to discern any difference, however, when the dozens and dozens of too-long slop tracks were swapped in for the beloved groups repertoire
Poor little NYT reporters tried their best 🥺
Be nice
Be nice
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Poor little NYT reporters tried their best 🥺
Be nice
Be nice
This is true. Emails are like the spiritual opposite of a zen koan. Instead of expanding your consciousness by Meditating on seeming contradictions, they are chinese finger traps of idiocy and frustration which bog you down
Don’t read them
Don’t read them
Reading emails’ll give you brain damage. That’s why I never do it
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This is true. Emails are like the spiritual opposite of a zen koan. Instead of expanding your consciousness by Meditating on seeming contradictions, they are chinese finger traps of idiocy and frustration which bog you down
Don’t read them
Don’t read them
If you hit it just right you cause the Zelda low health alarm
giving my buddy a nut tap and watching his health bar tick down
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you hit it just right you cause the Zelda low health alarm
Remember that Nazi wheelchair kid who got ran out of town by the gop.
that was pretty funny
that was pretty funny
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Remember that Nazi wheelchair kid who got ran out of town by the gop.
that was pretty funny
that was pretty funny
All these Questions about my same age, live in adult adopted son Nestor can be answered by my same age, live in adult adopted son, Nestor
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
All these Questions about my same age, live in adult adopted son Nestor can be answered by my same age, live in adult adopted son, Nestor
The cool thing about running from the past is, if it ever catches up to you, you can just run from it some more, NBD
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The cool thing about running from the past is, if it ever catches up to you, you can just run from it some more, NBD
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EVERY MORNING I OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT’S HELL’S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL. I SINK ALL COFFINS AND I SINK ALL HEARSES HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE
August 14, 2023 at 6:51 PM
EVERY MORNING I OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT’S HELL’S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL. I SINK ALL COFFINS AND I SINK ALL HEARSES HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE
Do you think DT and JE sacks ever touched?
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Do you think DT and JE sacks ever touched?
It’d be funny if people have mundane buffs and debuffs and specials. like I’m +2 spreadsheets and -2 decluttering aura. My special charges every 6 months and it’s cleaning the gutters
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It’d be funny if people have mundane buffs and debuffs and specials. like I’m +2 spreadsheets and -2 decluttering aura. My special charges every 6 months and it’s cleaning the gutters
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Fuck a dollar AND a dream? In THIS thugonomy??
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Fuck a dollar AND a dream? In THIS thugonomy??
Wonder what the fever swamps are saying about all this. Not enough to go look myself, but curious
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Wonder what the fever swamps are saying about all this. Not enough to go look myself, but curious
He was doing a year for space contempt
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
He was doing a year for space contempt
Reposted by stunt tulpa
Reposted by stunt tulpa
Tired: What if Super Mario was a movie?
Wired: What if Blade Runner was a comedy?
(same production designer btw, and it shows)
Wired: What if Blade Runner was a comedy?
(same production designer btw, and it shows)
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Tired: What if Super Mario was a movie?
Wired: What if Blade Runner was a comedy?
(same production designer btw, and it shows)
Wired: What if Blade Runner was a comedy?
(same production designer btw, and it shows)