Pinned
A butt farting on a human face forever
When I close my eyes I see this big sign, and the name is in like bright blue neon lights with purple outline. And this name is just so bright, and so sharp that the sign… It just blows up cuz the name is just so POWERFUL!
“It says ASSES ACROSS AMERICA”.
“It says ASSES ACROSS AMERICA”.
Asses are exploding on freeways across America
December 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
When I close my eyes I see this big sign, and the name is in like bright blue neon lights with purple outline. And this name is just so bright, and so sharp that the sign… It just blows up cuz the name is just so POWERFUL!
“It says ASSES ACROSS AMERICA”.
“It says ASSES ACROSS AMERICA”.
The list gets smaller every year
December 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The list gets smaller every year
RIP my ass into pieces /
this is my Ride Report
this is my Ride Report
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
RIP my ass into pieces /
this is my Ride Report
this is my Ride Report
Smoking a heater in one these just hit different IYKYK
Yall remember when the inside of cars used to look like this
December 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Smoking a heater in one these just hit different IYKYK
Just did my in laws holiday tradition I’ve deemed “The Wad”, in which grandma rolls a bunch of candy and money into a giant Saran Wrap ball and you have to unwrap it with mittens on
December 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Just did my in laws holiday tradition I’ve deemed “The Wad”, in which grandma rolls a bunch of candy and money into a giant Saran Wrap ball and you have to unwrap it with mittens on
I know you seem like a perfectly nice person but…. we are a cribbage family. Please take that gin rummy set up elsewhere
December 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I know you seem like a perfectly nice person but…. we are a cribbage family. Please take that gin rummy set up elsewhere
My conspiracy theory is that DuPont and 3m modify their pfas formula slightly so no one can prove it causes cancer, set up a new non-stick pan company using the new chemical, then repeat the process every 5 years, to minimize legal liability
December 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My conspiracy theory is that DuPont and 3m modify their pfas formula slightly so no one can prove it causes cancer, set up a new non-stick pan company using the new chemical, then repeat the process every 5 years, to minimize legal liability
I got a carbon steel pan because I was tired of the non stick horseshit pans and let me tell you. That shit is tight as hell. should have done it a long time ago
December 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I got a carbon steel pan because I was tired of the non stick horseshit pans and let me tell you. That shit is tight as hell. should have done it a long time ago
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here at the jazz company it's all about who you don't know
December 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
here at the jazz company it's all about who you don't know
Off the bat we need the minutemen, dead kennedies, husker du to replace at least the replacements and Green Day
December 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Off the bat we need the minutemen, dead kennedies, husker du to replace at least the replacements and Green Day
“Slow down, life isn’t a race”
Exactly what someone would say if they were trying to trick me into losing a race, nice try!!!
Exactly what someone would say if they were trying to trick me into losing a race, nice try!!!
December 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“Slow down, life isn’t a race”
Exactly what someone would say if they were trying to trick me into losing a race, nice try!!!
Exactly what someone would say if they were trying to trick me into losing a race, nice try!!!
Shadow Ticket Good 👍
December 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Shadow Ticket Good 👍
Reposted by stunt tulpa
Reposted by stunt tulpa
135 years ago, on the 29th of December 1890, more than 300 Lakota people were killed by the United States army in the Wounded Knee Massacre. Nineteen U.S. soldiers were awarded Medal of Honor for this massacre. Efforts to revoke these have been halted by the current American regime. #otd #history 🗃️
December 29, 2025 at 9:04 AM
135 years ago, on the 29th of December 1890, more than 300 Lakota people were killed by the United States army in the Wounded Knee Massacre. Nineteen U.S. soldiers were awarded Medal of Honor for this massacre. Efforts to revoke these have been halted by the current American regime. #otd #history 🗃️
getti turnt on that chocolate wine
December 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
getti turnt on that chocolate wine
>>telling people to kill themselves
>>consuming environmental resources
>>driving up electricity costs
>>misallocating investment dollars from more productive uses
>>circular financing resulting in record tech valuations
>>making it impossible to find jobs
>>poisoning the well of human knowledge
>>consuming environmental resources
>>driving up electricity costs
>>misallocating investment dollars from more productive uses
>>circular financing resulting in record tech valuations
>>making it impossible to find jobs
>>poisoning the well of human knowledge
December 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
>>telling people to kill themselves
>>consuming environmental resources
>>driving up electricity costs
>>misallocating investment dollars from more productive uses
>>circular financing resulting in record tech valuations
>>making it impossible to find jobs
>>poisoning the well of human knowledge
>>consuming environmental resources
>>driving up electricity costs
>>misallocating investment dollars from more productive uses
>>circular financing resulting in record tech valuations
>>making it impossible to find jobs
>>poisoning the well of human knowledge
pizza is a spectrum and on one end is Chicago deep dish and on the other is New York style and everything else falls somewhere in between. Solved it for you
December 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
pizza is a spectrum and on one end is Chicago deep dish and on the other is New York style and everything else falls somewhere in between. Solved it for you
Logging on and posting and immediately dying in the “holidays pizza wars of 2025”
December 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Logging on and posting and immediately dying in the “holidays pizza wars of 2025”
Remember when the fast and furious guy died in a car crash? Still funny
December 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Remember when the fast and furious guy died in a car crash? Still funny
After the Collapse my job is going to be Corpse Looter
You can pry some pretty cool stuff from cold dead hands
December 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
After the Collapse my job is going to be Corpse Looter
95% of the worlds problems distill down to the problem statement “But I want an Oompa Loompa NOW daddy!”
December 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
95% of the worlds problems distill down to the problem statement “But I want an Oompa Loompa NOW daddy!”
Oh da ren he’s a comin!!!
Mods are asleep, post blobby Qing dynasty cats
December 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Oh da ren he’s a comin!!!
I’m going insane the right way, by reading the posts of the most mentally ill people in the world, instead of the wrong way, by reading ai slop
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’m going insane the right way, by reading the posts of the most mentally ill people in the world, instead of the wrong way, by reading ai slop
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It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
Somewhere near the border
December 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Somewhere near the border