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Yee haw
Pinned
A butt farting on a human face forever
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February 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
If I was doing skeleton I’d get my helmet painted to look like one of the daft punk guys
February 14, 2026 at 2:41 AM
February 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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I just brought my 18 year old to go vote for the first time and we both proudly voted for Gavin Newsom! It was a poll on who should eat a big platter of horse shit on live tv.
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Firing the nuke that starts wwIII and exterminates life on earth to win 50k on poly market
February 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I love the spiritual sound of ecstatic black metal by the band Agriculture
February 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Desert Michael chips
NVIDIA CORP. WILL LEASE A 200-MEGAWATT DATA CENTER IN NEVADA FINANCED PARTLY BY A $3.8 BILLION JUNK-BOND SALE LED BY TRACT CAPITAL, WITH JPMORGAN CHASE & CO. AND MORGAN STANLEY MANAGING THE TRANSACTION.
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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Abolish ice
Dissolve DHS
Repeal the patriot Act
Rebuild the twin towers
give Afghanistan back to the taliban
Resurrect Osama bin Laden
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Abolish ice
Dissolve DHS
Repeal the patriot Act
Rebuild the twin towers
give Afghanistan back to the taliban
Resurrect Osama bin Laden
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 AM
The Martin Supremacy
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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Gandalf is such a good guy that he says alot of nice things about Radagast but it’s in one of those ways where it’s clearly just him being nice. “Why he is a master of hues, and the birds love him!” meanwhile the two Blue Wizards are firing off lighting bolts to impress Milfs in Tampa
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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Some children in Dilley were so distraught they cut themselves or talked about suicide, parents told ProPublica.

They said kids lost their appetites after finding worms and mold on their food, had trouble sleeping, and were constantly sick.
The Kids Trump Sent to ICE’s Dilley Detention Center
ProPublica went inside the immigrant detention center for families in Dilley, Texas. Children held there told us about the anguish of being ripped from their lives in the United States and the fear of...
www.propublica.org
February 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
me thriving in my enclosure, etc etc
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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stun locking the barista with drink modifications
February 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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They crush the local economy, deplete city budgets, illegally withhold congressionally allocated funds. In exchange we get masked Texans running wild in the streets, paid for with tax money that was supposed to be used on our healthcare. Thank you to our federal partners.
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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Butthole sun won’t you come and permeate my brain
May 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”

There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
www.aljazeera.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The year is 2038. Mr Beast has ascended to the chairmanship of the United States. he is presiding over the inaugural Mr Beast Featables™️ Hunger Games
February 10, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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Actress Laura Dern riding in New York City's Hudson River Park

Happy #BicycleBirthday, Laura!
Born February 10, 1967
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Step into a slim Jim
Transferring my consciousness into a gas station pepperoni stick
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Playing StarCraft ladder, immediately making my command center float to the furthest corner of the map Over some water or mountains, and going AFK
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Siri, turn on the radio. Nah, fuck it, turn it off
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM