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Thank you YouTuber “ghostjerker” for the hours of hot wheels track videos the kids are obsessed with I really do not want to know about the origin of that name 👍
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Thank you YouTuber “ghostjerker” for the hours of hot wheels track videos the kids are obsessed with I really do not want to know about the origin of that name 👍
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I’m a thoughthacker, sort of an ideamancer
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I’m a thoughthacker, sort of an ideamancer
Did Trump really suck Bill Clinton’s dick?
MOSTLY FALSE: while he did suck Bill Clinton’s dick, every president since his second term ended has also had to suck his dick, as part of the pre inauguration hazing ritual. Obama and George W Bush have also both done it.
MOSTLY FALSE: while he did suck Bill Clinton’s dick, every president since his second term ended has also had to suck his dick, as part of the pre inauguration hazing ritual. Obama and George W Bush have also both done it.
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Did Trump really suck Bill Clinton’s dick?
MOSTLY FALSE: while he did suck Bill Clinton’s dick, every president since his second term ended has also had to suck his dick, as part of the pre inauguration hazing ritual. Obama and George W Bush have also both done it.
MOSTLY FALSE: while he did suck Bill Clinton’s dick, every president since his second term ended has also had to suck his dick, as part of the pre inauguration hazing ritual. Obama and George W Bush have also both done it.
One funny trope on house hunters international are couples moving abroad from the US the first time, and bringing like three 100+ lb dogs.
have fun with those guys in your 1bd in the Marais neighborhood of Paris or whatever
have fun with those guys in your 1bd in the Marais neighborhood of Paris or whatever
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
One funny trope on house hunters international are couples moving abroad from the US the first time, and bringing like three 100+ lb dogs.
have fun with those guys in your 1bd in the Marais neighborhood of Paris or whatever
have fun with those guys in your 1bd in the Marais neighborhood of Paris or whatever
The best part about this picture is the nunchucks on the door handle
(Texting the AI jesus this photo) lottery numbers or I send this to ur dad
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The best part about this picture is the nunchucks on the door handle
Every year I’m surprised at how much more and earlier the Black Friday emails come, they are so annoying
Yeah I bought boutique outdoor sandals from you two years ago stop please
Yeah I bought boutique outdoor sandals from you two years ago stop please
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Every year I’m surprised at how much more and earlier the Black Friday emails come, they are so annoying
Yeah I bought boutique outdoor sandals from you two years ago stop please
Yeah I bought boutique outdoor sandals from you two years ago stop please
If youre stuck at a red light feel free to use my classic incantation “Satan Loves Green”
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If youre stuck at a red light feel free to use my classic incantation “Satan Loves Green”
Texting w Jesus. That’s dumb. Make it so you can text w wario and waluigi or something fun
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Texting w Jesus. That’s dumb. Make it so you can text w wario and waluigi or something fun
Well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers (Donald Trump and Bill Clinton)
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers (Donald Trump and Bill Clinton)
He was doing a year for space contempt
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
He was doing a year for space contempt
As someone who grew up there, you might ask how such a transparent grifting asshole became governor- well it’s because most of the people are mean and dumb and they like it.
IMO a dem majority shouldn’t just make DC and PR states, it should turn SD back into a territory
IMO a dem majority shouldn’t just make DC and PR states, it should turn SD back into a territory
NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
As someone who grew up there, you might ask how such a transparent grifting asshole became governor- well it’s because most of the people are mean and dumb and they like it.
IMO a dem majority shouldn’t just make DC and PR states, it should turn SD back into a territory
IMO a dem majority shouldn’t just make DC and PR states, it should turn SD back into a territory
Pockets are a form of dishonesty
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Pockets are a form of dishonesty
Friendly reminder: I’m mentally sound
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Friendly reminder: I’m mentally sound
Now wait just a minute I don’t know how you got out of the shadow realm fella but I’m going to have to ask to kindly but firmly to leave
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Now wait just a minute I don’t know how you got out of the shadow realm fella but I’m going to have to ask to kindly but firmly to leave
Bird are funny. Got a pet bird, keep it in a cage? Little thing gets lonely?
Pop a mirror in there and BOOM they’re all “can you believe it this other bird is awesome and my new bff we’ll never be apart”
Pop a mirror in there and BOOM they’re all “can you believe it this other bird is awesome and my new bff we’ll never be apart”
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Bird are funny. Got a pet bird, keep it in a cage? Little thing gets lonely?
Pop a mirror in there and BOOM they’re all “can you believe it this other bird is awesome and my new bff we’ll never be apart”
Pop a mirror in there and BOOM they’re all “can you believe it this other bird is awesome and my new bff we’ll never be apart”
Jalapeño poppin daddies
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Jalapeño poppin daddies
Red hot jalapeño poppers
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Red hot jalapeño poppers
King gizzard and the lizard wizard Fans still listening on Spotify were unable to discern any difference, however, when the dozens and dozens of too-long slop tracks were swapped in for the beloved groups repertoire
After King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard left Spotify in protest earlier this year, something strange took their place. My investigation into what happened, which resulted in Spotify taking down a bunch of slop tracks www.platformer.news/king-gizzard...
Spotify's doppelgänger problem
After King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard left Spotify in protest earlier this year, something strange took their place
www.platformer.news
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
King gizzard and the lizard wizard Fans still listening on Spotify were unable to discern any difference, however, when the dozens and dozens of too-long slop tracks were swapped in for the beloved groups repertoire
Poor little NYT reporters tried their best 🥺
Be nice
Be nice
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Poor little NYT reporters tried their best 🥺
Be nice
Be nice
This is true. Emails are like the spiritual opposite of a zen koan. Instead of expanding your consciousness by Meditating on seeming contradictions, they are chinese finger traps of idiocy and frustration which bog you down
Don’t read them
Don’t read them
Reading emails’ll give you brain damage. That’s why I never do it
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This is true. Emails are like the spiritual opposite of a zen koan. Instead of expanding your consciousness by Meditating on seeming contradictions, they are chinese finger traps of idiocy and frustration which bog you down
Don’t read them
Don’t read them
If you hit it just right you cause the Zelda low health alarm
giving my buddy a nut tap and watching his health bar tick down
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you hit it just right you cause the Zelda low health alarm
Remember that Nazi wheelchair kid who got ran out of town by the gop.
that was pretty funny
that was pretty funny
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Remember that Nazi wheelchair kid who got ran out of town by the gop.
that was pretty funny
that was pretty funny
All these Questions about my same age, live in adult adopted son Nestor can be answered by my same age, live in adult adopted son, Nestor
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
All these Questions about my same age, live in adult adopted son Nestor can be answered by my same age, live in adult adopted son, Nestor