Higher Than Onix
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Your daily reminder that Onix's Attack stat is Onix-pectedly low
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
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I love this little guy
January 29, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I love this little guy
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Here's the box art for Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream.
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Here's the box art for Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream.
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Tomodachi Life stream going great so far
January 29, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Tomodachi Life stream going great so far
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I cancelled my Palantir+ subscription
I love it when infographics are like ‘boycot Palantir and Lockheed Martin’ like yeah, word, on it.
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I cancelled my Palantir+ subscription
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when I want to watch pink but my bitch roommate wants to watch green
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 PM
when I want to watch pink but my bitch roommate wants to watch green
Americans: spend your tax return on the new Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream game releasing on the Nintendo Switch family of consoles
January 29, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Americans: spend your tax return on the new Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream game releasing on the Nintendo Switch family of consoles
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guess what ova got a HD release for the first time ever today
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
guess what ova got a HD release for the first time ever today
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I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
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I think this might be one of the wisest things uttered on the internet in the past decade. Applies to just about everything, including (especially?) games.
Cultivate your own tastes. Filter out bad vibes and groupthink. Like what you like and don't be afraid to say it.
Cultivate your own tastes. Filter out bad vibes and groupthink. Like what you like and don't be afraid to say it.
January 28, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I think this might be one of the wisest things uttered on the internet in the past decade. Applies to just about everything, including (especially?) games.
Cultivate your own tastes. Filter out bad vibes and groupthink. Like what you like and don't be afraid to say it.
Cultivate your own tastes. Filter out bad vibes and groupthink. Like what you like and don't be afraid to say it.
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🐈FUCK ICE🐈
When my shop opens in February, I will be including this sticker free with every order and will have it for sale with proceeds going to groups in my state that work with immigrants💖
When my shop opens in February, I will be including this sticker free with every order and will have it for sale with proceeds going to groups in my state that work with immigrants💖
January 28, 2026 at 5:59 PM
🐈FUCK ICE🐈
When my shop opens in February, I will be including this sticker free with every order and will have it for sale with proceeds going to groups in my state that work with immigrants💖
When my shop opens in February, I will be including this sticker free with every order and will have it for sale with proceeds going to groups in my state that work with immigrants💖
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January 28, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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This new Rika fit for Pokémon Masters is nuclear levels of powerful.
January 28, 2026 at 3:05 PM
This new Rika fit for Pokémon Masters is nuclear levels of powerful.
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
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Democrat fundraising spam text: I know you've read this, please don't block me. I'm literally crying and shitting myself because you're abandoning me
Republican spam text: I'll fucking kill you
Republican spam text: I'll fucking kill you
I still sometimes get GOP spam despite no longer being on my parents' family plan and it is crazy to me that this presumably works??
![Screenshot of text message:
This silence will cost you, [scribbled out name].
We will not ask again. Complete your GOP Voter Profile to resolve the problem: gop-way.com/byg4c2
-House GOP
STOPtoEND](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n5it7uy6xtlxskq2ts7rzux3/bafkreigiyx6vdzkb2wknon3422e7vu7wbeh2ebxrfv73mmd3ltqrdbom3i@jpeg)
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Democrat fundraising spam text: I know you've read this, please don't block me. I'm literally crying and shitting myself because you're abandoning me
Republican spam text: I'll fucking kill you
Republican spam text: I'll fucking kill you
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Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
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Shoutout to the placement of these two sentences directly next to each other on the Wikipedia article for the Melania documentary
January 28, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Shoutout to the placement of these two sentences directly next to each other on the Wikipedia article for the Melania documentary
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🌟"PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL" EPISODE 2 🌟
"I Want to be a Normal Girl"
SATURDAY, JANUARY 31ST @ 11AM PST!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I Want to be a Normal Girl"
SATURDAY, JANUARY 31ST @ 11AM PST!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 28, 2026 at 8:30 AM
🌟"PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL" EPISODE 2 🌟
"I Want to be a Normal Girl"
SATURDAY, JANUARY 31ST @ 11AM PST!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I Want to be a Normal Girl"
SATURDAY, JANUARY 31ST @ 11AM PST!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Street Fighter II and Soucalibur are only eight years apart, the length of time it now takes to almost make one game before it is cancelled.
January 27, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Street Fighter II and Soucalibur are only eight years apart, the length of time it now takes to almost make one game before it is cancelled.
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happy reset day, everyone
January 20, 2026 at 10:52 PM
happy reset day, everyone
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Does this mean we have a new F-Zero on Switch? 😏
January 27, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Does this mean we have a new F-Zero on Switch? 😏
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Virtual Boy-believers finally winning! We won, we won, WE WON!
-Virtual Bowling
-Virtual Force
-V-Tetris
Previously unreleased games coming later this year:
-Zero Racers
-D-HOPPER
Features rewind, custom control mapping. Later this year - Change screen color
-Virtual Force
-V-Tetris
Previously unreleased games coming later this year:
-Zero Racers
-D-HOPPER
Features rewind, custom control mapping. Later this year - Change screen color
January 27, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Virtual Boy-believers finally winning! We won, we won, WE WON!
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