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Lately I have been commenting on the pope’s Instagram account and telling him to wear taller mitres.
I just think if you are god’s representative on earth, you should have the tallest hat.
I just think if you are god’s representative on earth, you should have the tallest hat.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Lately I have been commenting on the pope’s Instagram account and telling him to wear taller mitres.
I just think if you are god’s representative on earth, you should have the tallest hat.
I just think if you are god’s representative on earth, you should have the tallest hat.
So it’s just going to be this back and forth forever, huh?
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So it’s just going to be this back and forth forever, huh?
Dick Cheney is dead. Good.
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Dick Cheney is dead. Good.
You ever wake up and realise that is going to be the highlight of the day?
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
You ever wake up and realise that is going to be the highlight of the day?
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This wasn’t meant to sound as depressing as it does.
I always worry about commenting or replying to people because they may think I’m insufferable, when in actuality I need to realise that no one thinks about me at all.
October 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This wasn’t meant to sound as depressing as it does.
I always worry about commenting or replying to people because they may think I’m insufferable, when in actuality I need to realise that no one thinks about me at all.
October 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I always worry about commenting or replying to people because they may think I’m insufferable, when in actuality I need to realise that no one thinks about me at all.
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I got a review code for this, so we're diving into *another* gas station game, haha! Only this time we're hunting for anomalies that stifle our capitalistic dreams. Before Exit: Gas Station is what it's called and I'll be live tonight at 7:30pm to have a giggle and hang out, if you'd care to join x
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I got a review code for this, so we're diving into *another* gas station game, haha! Only this time we're hunting for anomalies that stifle our capitalistic dreams. Before Exit: Gas Station is what it's called and I'll be live tonight at 7:30pm to have a giggle and hang out, if you'd care to join x
Resident Evil is important to humanity because it teaches younger generations about typewriters.
October 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Resident Evil is important to humanity because it teaches younger generations about typewriters.
I’ve been having a rough mental
day, but then I keep thinking of the comment “ham and bean worcestershire from super big naturals” and that keeps me going.
day, but then I keep thinking of the comment “ham and bean worcestershire from super big naturals” and that keeps me going.
October 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I’ve been having a rough mental
day, but then I keep thinking of the comment “ham and bean worcestershire from super big naturals” and that keeps me going.
day, but then I keep thinking of the comment “ham and bean worcestershire from super big naturals” and that keeps me going.
New Game + should have been the experience from the start. They shot this game in the foot by locking everything behind a first playthrough.
Finished the play-through of Silent Hill f, got the first ending…
October 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
New Game + should have been the experience from the start. They shot this game in the foot by locking everything behind a first playthrough.
“'Will the sadness which makes me cry, will the sadness that makes me cry my heart out, will it ever end?' The answer, of course, is yes. One day, the sadness will end.”
October 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
“'Will the sadness which makes me cry, will the sadness that makes me cry my heart out, will it ever end?' The answer, of course, is yes. One day, the sadness will end.”
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October 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Yelling at my cat: “STOP SCRATCHING THE TV! That woman does not need your help discovering which of these guys is a homosexual!”
October 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Yelling at my cat: “STOP SCRATCHING THE TV! That woman does not need your help discovering which of these guys is a homosexual!”
Finished the play-through of Silent Hill f, got the first ending…
October 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Finished the play-through of Silent Hill f, got the first ending…
I’m not anti BatCat, I just think very few people write the pairing well.
October 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’m not anti BatCat, I just think very few people write the pairing well.
I find it tragic more people don’t know about when the Pope put a dead Pope on trial for heresy and found him guilty.
October 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I find it tragic more people don’t know about when the Pope put a dead Pope on trial for heresy and found him guilty.
Aww, RIP Diane Keaton.
October 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Aww, RIP Diane Keaton.
I think we can stop making Fantastic Four movies now. We’ve done enough.
October 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I think we can stop making Fantastic Four movies now. We’ve done enough.
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Politicians are NOT coming to “save us.”
We are our liberators.
We are our liberators.
October 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Politicians are NOT coming to “save us.”
We are our liberators.
We are our liberators.
I want you to know that when Hazbin Hotel S2 drops, I’m muting everything related to it until I see it all.
…maybe not the fan art. Fan art is really good.
…maybe not the fan art. Fan art is really good.
October 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I want you to know that when Hazbin Hotel S2 drops, I’m muting everything related to it until I see it all.
…maybe not the fan art. Fan art is really good.
…maybe not the fan art. Fan art is really good.
I’m sorry, my “what” form?
October 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’m sorry, my “what” form?
I support putting Timothy Olyphant in everything all the time.
Timothy Olyphant urges Dave Filoni & Jon Favreau to bring back Cobb Vanth
“I am guilty of sending Jon Favreau & Dave Filoni a text that said just a reminder neither me nor Cobb Vanth is dead…Just a friendly reminder it’s been 1360 days since people have seen Cobb Vanth”
“I am guilty of sending Jon Favreau & Dave Filoni a text that said just a reminder neither me nor Cobb Vanth is dead…Just a friendly reminder it’s been 1360 days since people have seen Cobb Vanth”
October 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I support putting Timothy Olyphant in everything all the time.
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it's so funny that Greenblatt bent over backwards to these people and annihilated his organization's credibility with anyone left of center to get absolutely nothing from the right
FBI Director Kash Patel called the ADL “an extreme group functioning like a terrorist organization,” saying in announcement that the FBI has cut all formal ties with the anti-hate group.
FBI’s Kash Patel attacks ADL as ‘extreme group functioning like a terrorist organization’
The FBI director said the bureau is cutting all formal ties with the Jewish civil rights group
jewishinsider.com
October 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
it's so funny that Greenblatt bent over backwards to these people and annihilated his organization's credibility with anyone left of center to get absolutely nothing from the right
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I also have no nostalgia for the road to fascism, which is a trap I think a lot of liberal and progressive folks are falling into—romanticizing the conditions that preceded this moment of acceleration. The path that led to this mess is not the way out.
September 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I also have no nostalgia for the road to fascism, which is a trap I think a lot of liberal and progressive folks are falling into—romanticizing the conditions that preceded this moment of acceleration. The path that led to this mess is not the way out.